I grabbed my robes and quickly left for lunch. As I walked down the hallway a voice stopped me in my tracks.

"Oi! Baby sister!" A voice yelled as I walked into the great hall.

I turned my head and saw James and Sirius walk in with the other boys.

"What's up?" I asked as they took my arms in theirs.

"Sit with us." Sirius said happily.

"But-"

"No buts." James said as they dragged me to their table.

I was forced in between both James and Remus, Sirius having been forced to sit next to James.

"James, you can't stop our love!" Sirius exclaimed.

"James please! Think about the children that me and Siri will have." I said playing along with him.

"Yes! Think about them! Think about little Albus and Minerva!" Sirius exclaimed ignoring James question.

"You agreed to naming your children after our teachers." Remus said with a chuckle.

"Yes and their full names will be Albus Remus and Minerva Patricia Black." I said calmly.

"Patricia? I thought it was going to be Minvera Remy Black! How could you betray me?" Sirius exclaimed.

We both let out a laugh and I saw that McGonagall was shaking her head. James hit his head on the table and I high fived Sirius.

"Merlin, give me a better sister." James begged.

I heard someone clear their throat and we both turned around to see Dumbledore.

"Professor, what can we do for you?" I asked softly.

"Albus is a horrible name, I pray you don't name your child that. Perceval is my middle name, it is far better." He said calmly.

"Yes sir." I said as I nodded my head.

He walked over to the table and we all looked at each other.

"We never speak of this again." I said softly.

"Never." Sirius said with a nod of his head.

Dinner was finished and we all went to our rooms. I walked to the Hufflepuff common area and stopped outside the door.

Severus was walking to the Slytherins quarters and had a frown on his face. Apart of me wanted to forgive him, but I knew that if I did I would only get hurt again and I wasn't going to allow that to happen.

A couple days later I walked into the Gryffindor's commons area and saw Peter and Sirius sitting down on the couch, Sirius' head on Peter's lap.

"I think we should get a divorce." He said as soon as he saw me.

"What are you doing?" I asked with a frown.

"Just Practicing." He explained as he set up and crossed his legs together on the couch.

"I- why are you planning our hypothetical divorce, that will most likely happen if we ever got married?" I asked with a laugh.

I plopped down beside Remus, who was reading a book and shaking his head.

"I don't know, I'm thirteen. I think I'm having a... quarter life crisis." He said as he bit his lip.

"Sirius, we aren't even dating." I said as I laid back on Remus' lap.

"Hypothetically divorce me then." Sirius said calmly.

"Ok then I'm hypothetically taking half your assets." I said as I crossed my legs and turned my head to look at him.

Remus let out a huff and shook his head, ignoring both of us.

"Well you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup. Is it... it's called the prenup right?" Sirius asked looking at Peter.

"Yea it's a prenup and you did hypothetically sign one so." Peter said with a nod of his head.

"Peter, what are you-"

"I'm his hypothetically lawyer in this divorce case." He explained calmly.

"Wait did you guys plan this?"

"Of course we did." Sirius said calmly.

"Fine then! Well then I'm taking the hypothetical kids... right? We can get those, right?" I asked looking back up at Remus.

Remus let out a sigh and put his book down.

"Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids. Don't worry about it." Remus said with a nod of his head.

"Remus, how could you?" Sirius asked in shock.

"Hey, don't talk to my hypothetical lawyer." I said sitting up.

"He is my best friend!"

"Yes and I am hypothetically sleeping with him, which is why he is working for me for free." I said as Remus sent me a wink.

"How could you hypothetically do this to me?" Sirius asked in shock.

"Because you're hypothetically an alcoholic!" I yelled as Remus let out a laugh.

"Hey! I've been going to hypothetical rehab!" Sirius yelled as he shook his hand on my face.

"What is going on?" James asked as he walked up to us.

We all turned to look at him and he stopped in his tracks.

"We are getting a hypothetical divorce! I get James!" Sirius exclaimed.

"He is my brother! No I get him!" I yelled back.

"Like hell you do! He's my best mate!"

"Fine, I get him weekends and you can have him every other day." I said sternly.

"Fine."

"I... shouldn't have asked." James said as he turned and walked away.