https://youtu.be/IFHuHC3EJ-M

Mia Fey: Everyone ready for the cosplay party? It's on in ten minutes!

William Birkin: I'm ready, and I'm cosplaying as ClockweЯk!

Drawcia: I'm ready now! (Comes out as Madison Wachowski)

???: You look nice, Drawcia.

William Birkin: You must be James Marsden, I presume?

Mia Fey: William, you know him?!

William Birkin: Of course, my wife watched the Sonic Movie before her death at my evil self's hands!

Mia Fey: He's our new Government teacher.

https://youtu.be/q2-hdAedEHU

???: I'm initiating a sweep sequence. Ten miles in every direction should suffice.

James Marsden: Where'd you get that truck?

Me: It's just a picture, "Donut Lord"... Or should I call you... "Sheriff Wachowski"? No, those names sound offensive... "Mr. Marsden", maybe?

James Marsden: "Mr. Marsden" will do, but the other names are for my appearance in the Sonic Movie.

Me: I see. So, you're our new Government teacher, huh? I'm just a big fan of Robotnik's technology, I'd use all of it for police work, leaving the takedowns to the drones and the interrogations to the detectives.

James Marsden: Well, I got something for you if you manage to be good during the whole party. (Reveals THIS)

Me: Holy crud! Looked at my Facebook profile page, huh?

James Marsden: No, I just heard about you due to your YouTube channel. You actually have a hatred towards a video game character known as Handsome Jack, don't you?

Me: Yes... Even to the point where I call him... "Ugly Jackass", mostly because he does terrible things and doesn't give a f**k. He killed Bloodwing with an explosive collar (which caused Mordecai to trigger), shot Roland in the chest, and he still thinks he's the hero, even when he's dying. If that isn't a good enough reason to call him Ugly Jackass, I don't know what is!

James Marsden: Calm down, buddy. I think I get why you hate him... You hate what he did to the npcs.

Me: Yeah, especially when I can relate to Mordecai, twice over... He lost Bloodwing, and I lost both Mrs. Mittens and Liger... When I first saw what that Ugly Jackass did to Bloodwing, I felt compassion for Mordecai, despite him being a video game character... Bloodwing didn't deserve to go out like that... She deserved better... (Sobs)

Infant Comet: (Whimpers, materializes a tissue)

Me: Thanks, my Stellar Nephew. Who the puppy?

Infant Comet: (Tail wags)

InfiniteLeJackal: Easy, Bat Buddy.

Me: All right, Mitch. I'll stop. But I just wanted to make Comet happy.

James Marsden: You guys know each other?

Me: Yup! He was my first follower on Wattpad, and my inspiration for my own fanfictions! In fact, my REAL self, Richard Lind, is making this one as we speak to include you, Mr. Marsden!

Richard Lind: (Head pops out of the clouds) NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL, PLEASE. (Goes back in)

Me: Well... THAT happened. (Clears throat) So, we've got punch, sweets, some veggies and ranch, take your pick, Mr. Marsden.

James Marsden: I'll try some veggies and ranch. Gotta keep my eyes at 20/15 vision, after all!

Me: No way! That's my level of vision, too! This is going to be the start of a good year!

(2 hours later...)

Me: I can't believe that James Marsden is our new Government teacher! Who's next, Jim Carrey for Voice-acting class?!

???: You couldn't be any more right!

Me: Holy crud! You heard that?!

Jim Carrey: I used a drone from the Sonic Movie.

Me: Typical Jim! Anyways, did you also check out my ClockweЯk voice-acting video? It's just in case Sony Interactive Entertainment makes that Sly Cooper movie!

Jim: I'll check it out.

Me: Thanks. You'll find that I MIGHT be your favored student.

Viger: Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!