https://youtu.be/Wx3ZfDrPJLo

(It was a lovely day at the University of Phoenix, and we had 12 new people join us. And yes, almost all of them are monstresses. To introduce them, Mia Fey held an assembly.)

Mia Fey: (into microphone) Attention, people. We have 11 new students and 1 new staff, so please treat them with the same respect the clients treat Antasma's ducklings. First up, our new vice principal, Kuroko Smith.

Smith: (Walks in)

Me: Vell, us being able to flirt has gone out the vindow... SKREEYEESH!

Risky: Why are some of the new students staring at you...?

Me: I haff no idea... (An exclamation mark appears over my head; realization hits me like a freight train)

https://youtu.be/QN-eLwd069Y

My childhood girl posse...? Is that really you...?

Risky: Childhood... Girl posse...? Wait, you used to have a girl posse?

Me: How do you think I was taught to treat a lady like you correctly, Risky? These ladies actually followed me everywhere in my first elementary school. They comforted me when I was sad, gave me stuff when I was behaving, and in return, I made flower necklaces and even tried to braid their hair with them.

Risky: So, you spent time with them because of your popularity...

Me: Yes. I was popular back then... Good times... And now those good times with them are going to happen again... I can feel it. (Raises hand) Principal Fey?

Mia Fey: (Notices my raised hand) Yes, Antasma?

Me: Those 11 students are actually my childhood friends. May I please come forth and introduce them for you, or would you like to do so yourself? (Looks at Mia Fey) Just trying to help you out as much as possible...

Mia Fey: Sure, Antasma. Come on up here.

All 11 monstresses: *Where did I hear that name before...* (Eyes widen; realization hits them like a freight train as well) 'Tassy?! (Moves over to me)

(In an instant, I was tackled and smothered in breasts.)

Me: I can see you missed me, girls. If I recall correctly, your names are: Miia, Papi, Centorea, Suu, Mero, Rachnera, Tio, Zombina, Doppel, Manako, and Lala.

Miia: You remembered all our names... That's our 'Tassy.

Rachnera: (Caresses my chin) I see you have also gotten some facial hair; it looks good on you. (Winks)

Me: (Blushes)

Mia Fey: (Sighs) I know you eleven want to have your "reunion" with Antasma, but we have introductions to do first.

Me: She's right, girls. I'll introduce your names and species. *ahem*

https://youtu.be/pwi1e4jGRpM

(To the rest of the audience, walking toward the snake girl) This monstress is named Miia the Lamia. She's very protective, has a boiling point, and will stop at nothing to get the guy. (Walks to the bird girl) This is Papi the Harpy; she's actually older than she looks. Looks can be deceiving, am I right? (Walks to the horse girl) This is Centorea the Centaur, but people who are close towards her or sacrifice their lives for her can call her Cerea. This lady is very honorable, but she and Miia can get into fights sometimes. (Walks over to the slime girl) This is Suu, and she is a slime. You might think she's dangerous, but she means no harm at all. (Walks to the mermaid) This is Meronei Lorelei, but she prefers to be called Mero. She's a mermaid that enjoys dramatic situations. (Walks over to the spider lady) Then we have Rachnera Arachnera the Arachne. She might act tough, but she's actually nice once you get to know her. (Walks to the headless woman) This is Lala the Dullahan. In short, she acts like a female Grim Reaper. (Walks over to the girl with a horn) This is Tio the Oni, she's a very strong gal and sometimes can be a bit too rough, but she means well. (Walks over to the stitched-up girl) This is Zombina the Zombie. Don't worry, she won't infect you, but she's a special case. (Walks over to a white-haired girl) This is Doppel the Shapeshifter, she can transform into anyone using her hair. (Walks over to the cyclops girl) And finally, we have Manako the Monoeye. She's shy, so don't overwhelm her.

Mia Fey: Everyone give a big hand to our new staff and students!

Everyone else:

https://youtu.be/Xm_TXfiCGqo

Mia Fey: And now for the second reason why I called you all to this assembly: We are going to a mixed bathing Onsen Resort! So please make sure to let your parents know about this vacation, and pack your stuff, which includes the following:

Dental Hygiene,

Shampoo/Conditioner,

Body Wash,

7 pairs of clothes,

And anything else you believe is necessary!

Me: *Mixed bathing...?!*

https://youtu.be/c0ruHxX7r3M

Me: (Calls my dad and mother)

https://youtu.be/XMtf-Ubn53A

Koga: What is it, son?

Me: I'm going to have to go on a week-long vacation to an Onsen Resort that has a... mixed bathing attraction, Dad.

Koga: And who else is going there?

Me: The staff, the students, and believe it or not, my childhood monstress friends...

Koga: Ah, I see. Have a good-- Wait, WHAT?! Your childhood friends are with you?!

Me: I'm in my dorm closet... (Sighs) What do I do, Dad? I'm just so overwhelmed with estrogen that I can feel my testosterone getting more claustrophobic! ...Could you please put Mother on the phone?

Koga: Erika, sweetie! Antasma would like to talk to you! (Hands Erika the phone)

Erika: What's wrong, Antasma?

Me: My childhood friends are at the University of Phoenix, Mother... And the whole college is going to an Onsen Resort with... Ugh... Mixed bathing...

Erika: I'm sure you'll be fine, sweetheart.

Me: Miss Fey requested that all students contact their parents first before packing the following: Dental Hygiene, Shampoo/Conditioner, Body Wash, 7 pairs of clothes, and anything else we believe is necessary!

Erika: I'll send it all to you via teleporter. Are you OK with that?

Me: Very well. Take care, Mother.

Erika: See you, Antasma.

Me: (Hangs up the phone, my stuff arrives) Well, here goes nothing... (Walks out with my stuff)

TO BE CONTINUED...