https://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg

(Yes, this is a reference to "The Simpsons".)

Me: Kogarashi.  Yuuna.  Risky.  Drawcia.  Panty.  In my right hand, Shadow the Hedgehog's cell phone.  In my lap, phone numbers to taverns all over the world.  Yuuna!  Hand me your prank call names list, please.

The other five: (Snickering)

Me: Let's kick things off with Hawaii! (Dials the "Crater Tavern")

(Meanwhile, at the Crater Tavern...)

Hawaiian Bartender: Aloha.

Me: Aloha to you, my good man!  I'm looking for Maya, middle name Normus, last name Bott.

Neo Metal Sonic: Hang on, I'll check. Has anyone here seen my enormous butt?

InfiniteLeJackal: Yes we have.

Others: (Laugh)

(I hang up and call Alex Rochon at the Autarch of Beer in Canada)

Alex Rochon: Autarch of Beer, Alex Rochon speaking.

Me: I'm looking for someone named Ima, last name Weaner!

Alex Rochon: Is Ima Weaner here?! Hey, everyone! I'm a weiner!

The others: (Laughing our asses off)

Me: (Hangs up and calls Australia's "Crocodile Drunkee's)

Bartender: G'day, mate!  Thanks for calling Crocodile Drunkee's, what's your order?

Me: Oh, I'm looking for my friend.  Drew.  Middle initial P, last name Weaner.

Fawful's Minion: I got a Drew P. Weaner here!  Anyone expecting a Drew P. Weaner?!  I hold in my hand a droopy wiener!

Me: No wonder your wife left you!  Better put it down while you're at it, mate! (Hangs up)

Logan Atkins: (Growls)

Everyone else: (Laughing)

Me: Yuuna, those names were hi-fucking-larious!

Viger: Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!