Day 1 (Arrival-Spatime)
12:15 P.M., Yuragi Inn
https://youtu.be/6b2oWmT01xw
Me: Well... Here it is... Yuragi Inn. The innkeeper lowered the price for peacekeepers. (Smiles)
???: You're the new tenant... Antasma, correct?
Me:
https://youtu.be/FQ8SJWovWq4
Chitose: Why, hello, Antasma. I'm Chitose.
???: Antasma, my man! How have you been?!
Me: Kogarashi! I haven't seen you since reading the Jedi and Sith holocrons! ...I sense a spirit... A spirit I've never seen before... (Holds my head, groans) It's possibly just another Jedi Mind Trick... I need a bath at exactly 1830 hours...
Kogarashi: 6:30 P.M.?! Y-you sure you d-don't wanna r-rescedule that?!
Me: You know me, Kogarashi... I'm a man of my word...
6:25 P.M.
Me: (Gets in) My father used to come here for a vacation... I wonder how he's doing...
(Five minutes later...)
???: The water's nice... The temperature is perfect...
Me: (Grabs lightsaber)
https://youtu.be/1SIkPM85obE
Huh... A girl...?!
https://youtu.be/m6buyGJF46k
???: (Tears up) Is it possible that... You can see me...?
Me: I'm not going to hurt you... After all, you're no threat to anyone. You might be a ghost, but you're a friendly one... (Winks) And a cute one at that! (Extends hand, looks away) My name is Antasma. And I am a Gray-Jedi.
Yuuna: My name is Yuuna... Nice to meet you.
???: No shaking hands! (Throws kunai)
Me: Yuuna... Get back!
https://youtu.be/1SIkPM85obE
(Slices kunai in half, the ninja lady has fear in her eyes)
Me:
https://youtu.be/m6buyGJF46k
Think you can take down a Gray-Jedi like me? (Smirks)
Sagiri: I, Sagiri, will not lose to a mere man.
Me: I sliced your kunai in half, and you STILL want to challenge me? ...How about... After lunch tomorrow? Don't be late... Sagiri. (Stumbles, lands on a squishy object) *Oh, fuck... That's Yuuna's...*
Yuuna: (Turns beet-red, everything starts floating)
Me: (Uses Force Repulse) Kogarashi told me about you! This is your poltergeist activity! You do this when you feel a negative emotion!
???: Then you know why I drink a lot...~
Me: You're Nonko, aren't you?
Nonko: You got that right, "sugar".
Me: (Blushes, nose bleeds) Er... My dad used to come here for a vacation... I take it his name was Koga?
Sagiri: You're his son?! Why didn't you say something?!
Me: That's what I was trying to tell you, DUMBASS!
Sagiri: Save it for tomorrow afternoon!
Viger: Well, a duel tomorrow afternoon is scheduled! Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen! Money plays, loser stays! Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!
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