A Maiden So Bewitching/Episode 7
For example, I was in Foyleside shopping centre yesterday and I absentmindedly went up a flight of stairs that's only supposed to be for going down. Anyways I got near the top and out of the blue all these girls started coming down towards me, what seemed like an endless line of them, these amazing babes, about sixteen they were, that's the age of them I'm talking about now, the age that it's madness for you to lay a finger on them or be seen looking up their miniskirts (or wide-bottomed shorts) when you're at the foot of an escalator, let's imagine, and they're near the top, or even for you to think about too long, to dream perchance to
with incredible little chests and crotches that jumped out at me – and these mouthwatering zones were alluringly covered with the shortest tightest tops and shortest tightest shorts I ever clapped eyes on; and then the cutest belly buttons everywhere you looked: the fecking stairs were coming down with them. Now Derry girls are in the habit of dolling up if they're only going round to the corner shop for a half pound of sausages or a bar of Kit Kat for example, but this was something else entirely. And the most interesting range of colours I've seen since Jayne Mansfield graced the silver screen in The Girl Can't Help It – dream pink, Persian rose, cream yellow, baby mustard, burnt sienna, frosted aqua, air force blue, oolala black, Alabama crimson, seal brown, Titian red, tiffany scarlet, papaya whip, blinding saffron, Mountbatten pink, deep carrot orange, dark vanilla, school bus yellow, Sacramento state green, amaranth pink, tulip red, Mexican fandango, American apricot and shocking salmon, to name only the ones I can remember offhand. (To be honest I couldn't actually swear to Mexican fandango and American apricot because the whole thing got to be a bit of a blur near the end). And then they were squeezing past, that's right, squeezing past, hips and thighs and all the rest of it squeezing past, chests too, some just starting out and some nearly fully formed or maybe as fully formed as they were ever going to be. I must have said sorry every time one of these nymphets came against me. Sorry miss. Oops. Sorry sorry sorry. Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry. I beg your pardon. Sorry about that. Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry.
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