Hi... Im Lincoln, the only boy in the 11 kids my parents just HAD to have. Ok I have a secret... i have been following my sister Luan around for about a month now... she doesn't do as many shows, she leaves the house and doesn't come back until late at night and when she does she always has this big grin on her face and not her "im a comedian i need to smile and laugh" grin it's the kind of grin Lori gets from seeing Bobby or the one Clyde gets right before he faints from seeing Lori. So I follow her sometimes and i usually don't see anything... but today, i saw her KISSING some chick... i couldn't see who. I'm about to go talk to her... wish me luck, she might just kill me.

Lincoln: Luan! We n-need to talk. I-It's important.
(In Lincoln's Room)
Luan: What's up?
Lincoln: That's what's up! You didn't even try making a joke. Well.... i know.
Luan: know what?
Lincoln: I support you 1000%
Luan: umm? Ok.
Lincoln: sooooo What's her name? (I said sorta fan girling)
Luan: what?
Lincoln: oh.... i know your lesbian. So what's her name.
Luan: oh.
Luna: duuuuuuude. Did I hear that right...
Lincoln: crap.
Luna: I'm gay too dude... no worries it's all good bro.
Luan: Maggie.
Luna: huh?
Luan: her name is Maggie. And you too have to keep this a secret. UNDERSTOOD!
Lincoln: yep. Wait your lesbian?
Luna: Bi-Sexual... who do you think Sam is?
Luan: I thought he was that cute brown haired boy.
Luna: nope the cute blonde haired chic.
Lincoln: i guess it's time to confess.
Luan: no way! You and Clyde are dating.
Lincoln: no... Me and Ronnie Anne.
Luna: No Way Bro! Good for you!
Luan: Yeah.

Lola barged into my room.

Lola: Luuuuuunnaaaaaaaa! You promised I could get you ready for your date! HURRY UP!
Luna: chill bro! Im coming!

Short Chapter Sorry....
Just needed to publish this is probably just gonna be like 10 chapters.