Ray's POV:
"Okay children today I'm gonna tell you a story about two of my old friends Gerard Way and Frank Iero. I like to call it Emo MotherFuckers Have SnowFlake Fun" I explained to the 5-10 year olds.
*opens book*
*flash back*
"Gerard do we have to do this?" Mikey asked him brother. "Mikey shut up and smile" everyone smiled and bounced around for the awful kiddy show. Half way through Bob dropped his drum stick and shouted very loudly "FOR
FUCK SAKE" so after many attempts to get Bob and Mikey to shut up and smile we finally got them to. "EVERY SNOWFLAKES DIFFERENT JUST LIKE YOU" Gerard sang whilst everyone had a huge fake smile on their faces.
The camera zoomed in on Franks face and he bounced around whilst smiling. Mikey was in the background not giving a shit.
After the shoot Mikey wanted to shoot himself. The music video was finished and was being put into the episode of 'Yo Gabba Gabba' with the 'girl' who's name sounded like a name for a vagina.
The one thing Frank hated about this was he couldn't kiss Gerard. The two always shared kisses in music videos and at concerts. So when they left the studio which can I say was a dump. Totally didn't look like something a child's TV show was shot at, probably why it got taken down. So anyway Frank and Gerard got out side and soon were sucking each other's faces off. "for fuck sakes guys your not meant to be gay..." Mikey groaned. "Shut up Mikey, let us finish our make out in peace" and after than Gerard and Frank carried on eating each other's faces. "You enjoying that you two?" I butted in. "Yes now fuck off"

That night Gerard and Frank went home together. They were inseparable. "Hello Franky boy, you looked amazing tonight" Gerard wispered in his ear. "Why thank you Gerard, you look fantastic your self, I love your red hair" he said stroking Gerard's hair.
Ray was interrupted by a child.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY WERE DOING THIS?" She asked.
"Let's just say MCR had tricks up their dicks"
They all stared at Ray and he carried on.
Frank leant in and received a kiss from him. Frank pulled at the end of Gerard's top asking for it to be removed. Gerard pulled off his and Franks shirts, and stared at his perfect body. "Your so beautiful" he explained "your quite good yourself baby" they made out for longer. Frank licked Gerards bottom lip asking for entrance. Gerard accepted and Frank explored every inch of his mouth. Whilst Frank was doing this Gerard moved his hands down franks body and took a hold of franks dick. Gerard undid Franks pants and let them fall on the ground coping this with his pants. They both stood in their boxers in the middle of Frank's living room.
*closes book*
"Let's end it there children" I clapped my hands when I saw some one walk through the door. "RAY YOU SON OF A FUCKING DICK" Gerard screamed. "DONT EVER READ THAT STORY AGAIN! Okay love you" and he walked out "he had cheeky bumsex with Frank?" A child asked I nodded. "NO I DIDNT" Gerard stormed in. Then walked out again. "He's kinda hot" one of the boys said. "I KNOW" Frank said walked from out the closet. "FRANK?" Someone said. "That's my name don't wear it out!" He laughed. "Did you have cheeky buttsex with Gerard Way?" Another piped up. "Yes but he's just scared to admit it." He smirked and Gerard stormed back in. He didn't say anything he just walked over to Frank and pulled his pants down win his boxers and stuck his dick in Franks ass
"THERE YOU JUST EXPERIENCED CHEEKY BUTTSEX" Gerard screamed and left.
"You can all tell your parents you've experience cheeky buttsex" Ray said as he got up and left.
"AM I LATE?" Mikey asked bursting through the door. "Mikey fuck off" the kids screamed.

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WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE?!?!?!?!?!
Anyway I'm gonna leave bye
-Megan
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