Arthur sat on his bed, legs tucked under him, leaning against the headboard. Alfred sat on the end on his head, facing him, his legs crossed Indian style. After the embarrassing bunny moment, the two sat and simply conversed about themselves.

"Hey Artie? What kind of music do you like?" Alfred said, a puppy dog look crossing his handsome ass face.

"Well..." 'I can't just tell him I like punk rock, he would freak out, call me names, think I'm too different...' Arthur thought. "I like....vocaloid music...."

There was a pause.

"That's it?"

"Yes....what about you Alfred?"

"Oh, I like everything, I love sick head banging metal, awesome guitar rifts, to hip hop and R&B! I even like calming choir music! Basically ANYTHING!"Alfred yelled happily.

Arthur hummed in response. 'He is weirder than I thought.'

"Hey Arthur?" Arthur looked at the American, noticing his focused stare. Alfred looked at his hands, twiddling and fiddling with his thumbs.

"..yes, Alfred?" Arthur saw how nervous the American seemed to be.

"Do you like anybody?" Alfred eventually blurted out.

'Like anybody? Haha, so that's why he is nervous. A personal question.'

"I'll answer if you go first." Arthur smirked. Alfred blushed.

"I-I don't like a-anybody!" Alfred studdered.

"Sure you don't." Arthur said sarcastically. Arthur crossed his arms and asked the question again.

'Crap, what do I tell him!? I-I can't tell him about her...........haha, look at him, all cute like that....hmm...I guess I do kind of like him. For real. I...I'm gay for Arthur. Jesus Christ! UUUGH! I only met him today! How can this happen! God I'm such an idiot.'... Alfred, blushing like mad, was snapped out of his internal dialog by a small frail hand, for the seconded time that day.

"Alfred, idiot! Answer the bloody question! " Arthur waved his hand in front of the space cases face, he got onto his hands and knees and got closer. "Hello? Earth to Alfred!!" Arthur waved his hand again. That seemed to get his attention.

"O-Oh, yeah...um..." Alfred took another moment to think. 'Why does he have to do things like this, he is so...kissable, ...so irrisistable...so...so...' "Adorable."

Arthur sat back down in his previous position in front of his friend. "W-What?" Arthur asked, confused.

Alfred, his face already red, practically burst into flames. "D-Did I say that out loud?" Arthur nodded, shooting him a glare. "Fuck."

"Well...It's just...the things you do, you don't realize how adorable you are!" Alfred smiled. Now it was Arthur's turn to blush.

"Alfred you d-didn't answer the question." Arthur looked away.

"Oh, well..." 'I guess I have no choice...'. "Well, about a month ago, I had the biggest crush in the history of crushes on this girl, but..." Alfred trailed off. His face harboured a saddened expression, his eyes searching his past and not liking what he saw.

"She broke my heart." He finished.

Arthur pressed the topic further. "What happened?"

"Oh, see, one day at lunch, I was talking to my buddy Gil about her..."

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Alfred's POV.
"Haha! You like THAT crazy bitch?! Haha!" Gilbert laughed, holding his stomach.

"Yes of corse I like her idiot! She is beautiful, strong, fearless!" I sighed, looking off into space. Why wouldn't I like her. I can't find one reason, Sure, she might be obsessive, but she is so...ugh! I can't explain love!!

Antonio's tray clacked on the table. "Hola mi amigos!" He said cheerily, sitting down next to me.

"Hoe la my miego" I replied in an awkward and overly American accent.

"Kesesesesesese!" Gil laughed his weird little laugh and we talked about how weird some kids in our class were. I didn't realize Mattie was sitting next to Gilbert until I heard him speak up.

"Guys, you shouldn't gossip like this, it's so rude!" Matt spoke softly, glaring his actually terrifying glare. I know what he can to with a hockey stick. Not pretty.

"AH? Matt! When did you get here?!" I said, astonished on how he keeps doing this. It's gotta be some magic trick! He has GOT to show me!!

"MEIN GOTT ALFUCK, MEIN BIRDIE HAS BEEN HERE!" Gil yelled rather loudly, as he slung an arm around my brothers shoulder. Did I mention my brother is gay for my best friend? Did I also mention that my best friend is gay for my brother? Yep. I support them full on, you go, bro bro!
"Sorry bro dude!" I felt a sharp tap on my shoulder and turned around to see the most beautiful creature I have ever laid eyes on.

"Natalia?" I asked. I could feel heat rising to my face. I fought hard to hide it, but it was no use.

"Da. I need to speak with you about something. Meet me in the courtyard. After school." After she said that, she walked away swiftly and gracefully, leaving me with too many questions.

TO BE CONTINUED, ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF, WHY AM I SO GAY?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

-~-~-~- cliffhanger -~-~-~-

Hola Chickasasasasasasa!! I think I've made this chapter long enough...I think!! I will update soon, cuz we all hate the fuckin cliffhangers. I have to do school work, and eat lunch with my Mattie. Oh, iggy is there too! Hahah, PEACE BROS!