For class we have to write and perform a speech on 'who is the greatest?'

Me and my friend were really productive and did this (you gotta read it in an advertising voice):

Who is the greatest?

Ever wondered to yourself- 'who is the greatest'? Well I have the answer. You. Are. The. Greatest. I. Am. The. Greatest. We. Are. The. Greatest.

Who is the greatest?

So, when I was sitting in my room, I thought to myself who is the GOAT?

Who is the greatest?

The greatest person ever! Wanted to know who claims the title,

THIS THING IS SO FUCKING STUPID EVERYONE IS THE GREATEST.

Who is the greatest?

I am the greatest. You are the greatest. We are the greatest. Everyone is the greatest!

Seriously fuck this shit...

Uh-oh, running out of breath, but I
Oh, I, I got stamina
Uh-oh, running now, I close my eyes
Well, oh, I got stamina
And uh-oh, I see another mountain to climb
But I, I, I got stamina
Uh-oh, I need another lover, be mine
Cause I, I, I got stamina

Don't give up, I won't give up
Don't give up, no no no
Don't give up, I won't give up
Don't give up, no no no

I'm free to be the greatest, I'm alive
I'm free to be the greatest here tonight, the greatest
The greatest, the greatest alive
The greatest, the greatest alive

Well, uh-oh, running out of breath, but
Oh, I, I got stamina
Uh-oh, running now, I close my eyes
But, oh oh, I got stamina
And oh yeah, running through the waves of love
But I, I got stamina
And oh yeah, I'm running and I've just enough
And uh-oh,...

Aaand here's my actual thing in bullet point form (you can really tell how much effort I put in):

•who is the greatest
•these days everything leads to self esteem
•everyone needs to be told they mean something
•we should all know that we are worth it
•each and every one of us is the greatest
•*insert Sia lyrics here* (probs the chorus)
•you are the greatest. I am the greatest. We are the greatest.
•thank you for your service
•wing it