*might be slightly controversial to Brits*

(I know this looks long but most of it is pictures)

I was watching Britain's Got Talent on +1 coz why not and the escape dude freaked me out but like coz it was on +1 I knew he was okay otherwise they would've stopped the show

The lost voice guy is the best don't @ me

The friggin 'D-Day Darlings' tho.. they sung those old patriotic British songs and brought out veterans. This basically meant that the judges had to say their performance was amazing otherwise it was insulting the veterans and they'd get loads of hate but like I bet those bxtches don't even know what D-Day is YOU LITERALLY BOUGHT YOURSELF INTO THE FINAL (not insulting veterans, insulting or singers)

I couldn't be bothered to watch the results so idk what happened

Also how much do Americans swear? Coz a dude apologised for saying 'hell' and then Tom Holland was saying brits swear way more which guessing is true coz we're all just sarcastic motherfuckers

Also you guys have a really long summer holiday- we've got half term rn which is a week long break but then back to school for 6 weeks before a 6 week holiday but then you guys have like 3 months why can't we have thattt

I took a few how British are you quizzes because why not and some said I'm really British and then others said I have piss poor manners so I'm not a true British uhm excuse me
One of them said it's inappropriate to dip biscuits in tea I WILL DIP A CUSTARD CREAM IN MY TEA WITH 4 SUGARS IF I WANT TO

There's a new Wickerman ride at this amusement park Alton Towers and it's made of wood.. at the rude involves lots of fire.. mate that's just an accident waiting to happen

Taylor Swift was performing at Radio 1's Biggest Weekend and when she was singing Gorgeous she seemed so excited to be at Swansea even tho Swansea's a bit of a dump which just makes it more adorable

The lineup for Biggest Weekend was so much better than Summertime Ball this year

Why are they postponing Ant Man and the Wasp in the UK I get it it's the World Cup but YOU CAN STILL RELEASE THE MOVIE

My dad said I could go to meet Tom Holland next time he's at a con in London which means I should probs start saving up now coz I need to buy a new phone before this one gives up on life

While we're on the topic of Tom Holland here are some pics

HIM BEING SAD MAKES ME SAD

And some bonus pics of Tom Hiddleston because yeah *whispers* LOKIIII

Okay I think I'm done saying whatever I'm saying no one else in mah house is awake and I hate silence there's no sound

Also I'm not gonna relook (there's probs another word for that but my brain can't comprehend anything I'm relying on autocorrect) at what I wrote so idk if it makes sense to non Brits