K so we've been having stupid exams and today was the last day of them

In my English thing we had a choice of two nonfiction stuffs to write about
One was about ghosts and tbh idk what the other was about coz I saw 'ghosts' and was like fuck yeah I know shit about this

The thing I wrote was a truly unique piece of work

Like for some reason I started talking about snakes, fish and zebras 🤷‍♀️

Basically no one else did the ghost one they all did the boring one coz apparently there's nothing to write about ghosts THERES SO MUCH TO WRITE but tbh a decent amount of it is supernatural references

On the way home a bird did its business on me and my friend and by me I mean one tiny dot of shit got on me but she had it all the way down her side and was freaking out and it was very entertaining for moi

When I got home a took mah jumper off coz I don't want poo on me no matter how much

My dad said he saw some on my shirt too and idk if he was joking or not but I ran inhumanly fast up the stairs to change

My maths tutor (basically just the dude who teaches me harder stuff than we're doing in class) was coming over so I didn't have time to shower so I put on a random t shirt but it looked hella weird with my fucking blue kilt (oh how I love how England makes you wear a school uniform) so I put on my teen wolf hoodie and I still looked odd but eh

After half falling asleep while learning about vectors or something I saw the spn finale and uhm.. *screams*

I'm so done with life for a while so I just wanna sleep for all of tomorrow but I can't coz friends are coming over but tbh when they do we're just gonna be 4 assholes together as usual (but not as immature as when we're with out other friends who no offence are better coz we play video games til 2am)

Also on Sunday apparently my family is going to Teen_Shadows ' house with our other friends but I was not informed of this until very recently so like yay?
My bro's coming and he reaaally doesn't want to so being the amazing sister I am imma force him
He's my older brother and all my friends have younger brothers so they're all gonna be chilling while my bro is just awkwardly there like why tf did my sister make me come to this thing

Js for those who don't know the reason that I'm not on as much is coz my parents found out about wp and got pissed but that was like 3 weeks ago so I'm slowly getting to use it more and more again

OOH AND DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DOGNAP A PUPPER WHOS ONLY 4 MONTHS OLD BUT THE SIZE OF A LABRADOR AND THEY'RE GONNA GROW TO THE SIZE OF A BEAR SO I NEED TO HIDE HIM FROM MY NEIGHBOURS WHO I SHALL STEAL HIM FROM BECAUSE OH MY GOD HES SO FLUFFY I WANNA DIE AND JUST THE BIGGEST SWEETHEART AND I AM GOING TO STEAL THE DOG.

Baiii