Title is something I'm pretty sure no ones ever said

He was just telling me about his life and I realised he's awesome so he's some stuff about him backpacking and how he met my mum but I can't be bothered to type it all out so it's just gonna seem like some really crappy story

When my dad was in uni he decided to take a gap year and travel Europe (he grew up in New Jersey) and so he went to different countries. He was in Italy or France I can't remember but probably Italy since he was practicing his Italian and he was at a bus stop thing with some other guy and they were talking. An elderly nun came up to them, telling them to each take one of the suitcases in her hand. They took them but had no clue what was inside like for all they knew they were carrying bombs but the nun told them to sneak on the bus coz she wasn't buying them tickets so they did that having no clue where they were going and basically they were carrying those religious statue things and it was turned out they were meeting the pope

My parents were both born across the road from each other in Uganda so all my grandparents knew each other. When they were about 3 my mum's family moved to England and my dad's family moved to the US. My mum became friends with my dad's cousins coz there's this place in England where a ton of my family lives and they have this Indian party thing once a year or used to. My dad was backpacking around Europe and he got to England where he went to go see his cousin and also go to some wedding. My mum was also at the wedding coz it was her friend getting married. The first time my dad saw her was when she was messing around with her sister and they locked eyes across the room like some movie. My dad used a pay phone to call his parents and tell them he was staying in England (obviously he went back to say bye properly and get his stuff but that wasn't for a while). My parents got married and decided to move back to New Jersey. My dad wanted to live in England tho so they had a game of connect 4 and the person who won got to decide where they lived. My dad won so they moved to Windsor which is awesome but also really fancy coz my dad wanted to seem more British and he spent a month straight watching East Enders (British soap) before finally getting a job

I don't actually know what his job is coz I've seen him actually go to work like 3 times but he gets pretty good pay, we get a load of free stuff and he knows a bunch of famous people

He's either just cool or a criminal

And yeah