MY COUSINS ARE PISSING ME OFF SO MUCH LIKE CAN'T THEY ALL STAY IN ONE PLACE AND WATCH THE FUCKING TV IN PEACE?

THE ANSWER IS NO COZ THEY CAN'T AGREE ON ANYTHING TO WATCH AND THEN THEY ALL WANNA GO DIFFERENT PLACES AND I'M ONE PERSON I CAN'T BE THREE PLACES AT ONCE

I temporarily distracted them with my iPad coz no way in hell are they touching my phone but they all wanted to use it at the same time so I said take turns and it worked for a little but they started getting annoyed that so and so was getting a longer turn even tho I PUT ON A FUCKING TIMER

Great now one of them's hiding in my cupboard, one's simultaneously failing at playing piano and guitar and the other is the most peaceful coz she's so chill like just give her food and tv and she's good

But the other two are pissing me off so much right now I think I'm gonna explode

And I'm not even getting paid which sucks more

So anyway as you can tell I'm losing my shit