OH. MY. FUCKING. GODS.

GUYS!

GUYS WE'VE HIT 100K

O N E H U N D R E D T H O U S A N D R E A D S

DO YOU SEE THIS?!

WHAT THE FUUUCK
THIS HAS GOTTA BE A GLITCH 😂
THIS BOOK IS THE DEFINITION OF TRASH
WHY ARE YOU READING IT?!
BRUH.

IM SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW.

YOU. ARE. ALL. AMAZING.

I fucking love you all.

In the not weird way.

I promise I'm working on the next (shitty) chapter and I think I may be able to get it out sometimes this week.

Hopefully.

But seriously.
I can't—
I'll never understand why you bother to read this 😂

IM STILL FUCKING EXCITED AND SHOOK I—
*explodes*