Chapter 49: Did You Pee In The Water?
💔 Filler chapter, sorry guys. 💔
At least I got it out, huh.
Hiccup's POV
"Alright, Sharpshot, ready?!" I ask, and the yellow terror nods, perching on my shoulder, gripping slightly in determination. I throw the rocks up, shouting "Sharpshot, Multiple blast!" as I do so. He jumps up into the air and blasts the three rocks into oblivion mid air, before settling on my shoulder. I cheer. Wed been working on that trick for the last fifteen minutes.
The dragons all purr or croon in admiration, loving the fact that I actually got the young dragon to listen to me. Let's just say, he gets distracted easily, and I wasn't getting anywhere until I involved a game into his training. So far I've taught him cover fire techniques, and his name in Norse.
"Did I win, Did I win?!" He chirps, bouncing up and down on my shoulder.
"You won, alright!" I laugh a little. He roars in delight, his ego flaring even more. "Good job, boy!" I praise, which then they makes me think of Toothless. I wince. He's probably gone nuts by now.
"Uh, Sneaky!" I call normally, and the purple Terror flies down from a tree branch. I taught them all their new names in both languages, in case it will ever come in handy. I have found that Sneaky has a great baring on the surroundings, and knows how to move himself around stealthily, hence his name.
"Do you think you can find Toothless and show him where we are?" I ask him. "He might be in the cave, but he might be already looking for me. It's been like an extra twenty minutes, after all." I add. I don't want Toothless getting worried.
"I think know the cave you're speaking of, it's not far from GooFi*!" He croons, and I nod, so he pauses.
*GooFi: the bottom river Hiccup found when he went exploring, the one he followed up till he got here. It's name was given by the dragons of the island, and it means 'Good Fish'.
"Alright, sure, but just to check, he is the Night Fury, right?" He checks, and I nod. He takes off, snickering. "I'm gonna annoy him so badly!"
"I wouldn't do that, I saw him immobilise a dragon of your species in only a second before!" I call after him, remembering when he fired into it's mouth. We used that technique to take down the Queen, after all!
"Eh, i'll be fiiine!" He exclaims before disappearing from view. I shake my head in amusement. His funeral.
"Hey, Hiccup?" whistle and fizzle, the Zippleback asks. Whistle is the left (my left) head, and Fizzle is the right. The Zippleback itself is dark blue, with pale yellow spots, red neck spikes (don't know what else to call it), and light blue highlights on the wings and underbelly.
"Yeah?" I ask, walking up to them.
"What would you say is more accurate? A Rock landing in a pond is a plonk, or a plop?" Whistle asks. "We're having a debate and can't figure it out!"
I facepalm. "Guys, just, why don't you compromise?" I ask, laughing a little.
"You mean...Plonp?" Fizzle hesitates. I shrug.
"Sure." I reply, chuckling.
Well, this was a pointless conversation. It's like talking to the twins! Are ALL the Zipplebacks like this?!
I sit down in a boulder by the waters edge, shaking my head in amusement as I fiddle with the crutch stick, that the author didn't forget about at all. No, not at all!
My head snaps up, all thoughts about the forth wall being broken forgotten, when cold water lands all over me. My eyes are wide, and I stand, shaking myself as I try to rid myself of the water, and I can get but think that it's not as cold as it should be. My eyes find the culprits, a bunch of smirking Terrible Terror's eying me from the water.
"Oh! Playing dirty, huh?!" I complain, wringing it my sleeve as they fly up to me.
"Useless reptiles.." I grumble as they taunt me, just to wince when they attach themselves to me.
"Ugh! Come on! Hey! Watch the hair! Not cool." I complain as I'm swamped by them, shaking my limbs slightly. They all chortle at me, and do the opposite of giving up, so needless to I end up on the ground, berried under a mass of scales, sharp little claws, wings and tails. I start to think this will never end, before a familiar roar scatters them, and they laugh crazily as they part. (Think the hyenas from Lion King😂).
I turn my head to the side to see Toothless standing there, looking at me with an amused look. Sharpshot is hovering a little ways away, glancing cautiously at Toothless as he keeps his distance, looking like his tiny ego has dropped some, but nonetheless he's still looking smug at me.
"So, let me get this straight. You have the courage to shoot down the unholy offspring of lightning and death itself, set said dragon free, befriend said dragon, remove yourself from your home nest, take down a dragon the size of a mountain, and walk the moment you wake up without a leg, but you cannot fight off a bunch of adolescent Terrible Terrors!" Toothless exclaims, by the end of it he is barely composing himself, and Sharpshot is in hysterics, to the best a dragon can.
"Oh, not you too!" I hiss, facepalming as I pull myself up to stand with the staff. The Terrible Terror's look at me smugly from on top of boulders and tree branches and I roll my eyes.
"Anyway, look at this place, bud!" I chance subjects, spreading my arms in awe as I turn in a circle. "Isn't it amazing!" I laugh a little. Toothless walks over to me.
"Yes, I suppose, but you know what?" he croons, looking around.
"What?" I ask him.
"You were late.." He croons, giving me a stern look, and I laugh nervously.
"Yes, well, I.."
"And you must be punished..." He stares right at me unblinking, then suddenly has a look across his face, and I'm sure if he could, he would be smirking. I raise an eyebrow at him, but before I can even question him, he leaps onto me, pushing us to the soft ground.
"Hey!" I laugh at him, just before he licks me all over.
"Uurgh! No, no stop!" I laugh as rough tongue tickles me. He gives me a smug look and eventually stops. "Ew! Ew, Ew Eww! Gross! Ugh! It's all sticky!" I whine, standing up as I try to wipe it off myself. "Oh, just no! Will this even wash out?!" I complain, desperately trying to wipe it out.
"Let's find out!"
"What are you—" I stammer as he pics me up by the back of my shirt, and I soon time myself dropper right into the water, walking stick and all, before I can utter a word.
My eyes are wide, as the liquid surrounds me, and I burst to the surface as soon as I can.
"Hey!" I complain, annoyed. "It's rea...really warm!" I realise, surprised as I feel the water around me. I make eye contact with a laughing Toothless as he stands dry, on land, the best of the dragons looking on in amusement.
"Did one of you pee in here?!" I shout, horrified, standing completely still. Everyone apart from Toothless stare at me blankly, having not understood me. I sigh.
"Did you piss in the water?" I repeat, not knowing if I'll like the answer.
"No, of course not." Magma, the Gronkle retorts. I pause.
"Are you sure?" I ask, tilting my head.
They all agree and assure me they didn't, so I sink back into the water, relaxing a little.
"So there must be a volcano under the island that heating the water, then." I conclude, and the dragons all agree.
I relax into the water now, relashing it's warmth. But I also take the time to try and get used to the sensation of my stump in the water. I reach down and gently remove the prosthetic, todding it up onto the surface, same with the stick, before I move around slightly.
"This is pretty soothing." I note aloud, my stump doesn't hurt too much actually. I bet the water is good for it.
"Well, are you all seriously leaving me in here by myself?!" I exclaim to the dragons, who share a single look before running towards the water. My eyes widen and I wince, shielding my face with my arm as they all plunge into the water. It sprays water all over me, making me more wet if that were even possible. I glare at Toothless, but he just smirks and swings his tail towards me. I duck out of the way of the splash, and it gets Kish instead. And, before I know it, a playful brawl has broken out between the dragons and I.
So, I know it's boring, but whatever. The next chapter is gonna be better, trust me! Some shiz's going DOWN!
Good news: I started school again.
Bad news: I started school again. 😑🙄😒
Also, it's College, so yes I will be online cause I get Wifi, with less pressure of loosing it cause it's mine and not my sisters! But, likely not much during class cause I actually wanna focus haha. I've already had to write a memoir (I have the BEST English class. It's called English Writing Three. It's all about creativity!) But there changing the phone policy in Tasmania a little bit (boo 👎), so I won't be as active as I used to be. At least Wattpad seems to be staying unblocked.
The college i'm going to said they're reviewing the current phone policy, and what is appropriate for my age range. My college ranges from like 16 years old (if u haven't had ur birthday yet like me haha), to 19 years old (If your going to do year 13, which is not compulsory. Then you go onto Uni.) id give you a big lecture on my schooling system, but honestly I doubt you'd care 😂 as far as I know, Wattpad should remain unblocked. It better, or ill sue 😂.
Also, correct me if it wrong, but
Passive voice = *subject having the action done to them*
Eg. He was pissed on
And Active Voice= *subject doing the action. Like the Noun doing the action? Idk*
Eg. He pissed on him
I think that's right, so as I said, please correct me if i'm wrong haha( And i'm supposed to be GOOD at English.) Yeah, terrible examples but wtvr 😂.
Don't worry the dragon introduced in this chapter ars minor characters!
Alright, sorry, I'll go now 😂
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