give me some of your celeb/ fictional crushes and Ima define whether they'd survive in the Hunger Games 

starting with those of my friends (guess which one are mine, lololo):

Marty McFly

+ has experienced every era+ survived the Wild West+ Skateboard skillzzz+ musical charm+ Nerd+ was hit with a car already
- got bullied→ loser dad (bad role model)- his mother fell in love with him- couldn't kill anyone on purpose- was dependent on the Doc- twink
→A huge number of sponsors thanks to his strong interview/ media presence→ can stay hidden for a long time until someone catches him in his sleep

-OR-

→ He survives by sheer luck because he's a lucky bastard

Noah Centineo (the younger version tho-)

+ literally baby+ Bad Boy McShizzle Supreme + intense stare that gets you WEAK IN THE KNEES+ Eyebrow game strong+ dark-haired equivalent of Finnick Odair+ TALL BOIII
- loves too much too quickly- Buzzcut- something happened to him (bro simply became Dream SMP)- killcount in minus range
→ safe one of the Carrers (from District 1, 2 or 4)→ would survive well that way, but would have to kill his teammates→ Lifelong trauma, yippieee

Charles Leclerc

+ adorable (everyone would love him)+ survives car crashes+ nyoom+ has Ferrari as a sponsor+ has a dog+ "nothing, just an inchident"
- Max Verstappen final boss- Frenchman brain- can't catch balls - signs everything- can't surf either
→ fat loss→ would unfortunately die pretty quickly, but the arena would kill him, not the tributes→ Carlos Sainz would avenge him, I mean, look at those two:

Jason Todd

+ Batman 2.0+ NOT a twig+ was already dead and came back again+ murder is okay :)+ Gotham City Guy, he tuff+ CAN RIDE A MOTORCYCLE akjdslchmgrx
- must correct everyone (better than u)- too sarcastic for his own good- Daddy issues, yippeeee→ emotionally unstable- people would be too afraid of him to sponsor him- reading difficulty

→ easily wins→ can't go home afterwards because Bruce Wayne simply banishes him as a murderer→ becomes a serial killer again and somehow, at some point, kills the president

Ryan Gosling

+ Majestic+ literally gorgeous+ like, wtf+ Is Kenough+ drives+ Disney princess power (singing to get the birds on your side)
- constantly starts dancing & singing- injures himself doing stunts- would die for his loved ones, meaning if there was his love in the arena with him, he'd instantly khs- Canadian

→ Becomes the songbird of the Capitol→ Has chances to win→ Like Lucy Gray Baird, who also won because she captured people's hearts with her theatrical charme

Henry Cavill

+ Literally Superman+ He would charm the whole Capitol, be fr+ even the other players would fall in love with him+ can legit martial arts + Motivation to survive is THERE
- Too loyal for his own good- wouldn't have the heart to kill anyone- just adopt all the children there- Gentleman (would give you his only jacket even if it meant him freezing to death)
→ could easily win (top 2)→ Morale is too strong and would ultimately sacrifice himself for the other person/step aside→ The actual winner puts up a statue in his honor or something

Jess Mariano

+ Intelligent AF
+ CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AHHHH+ slutty waist + would kill to protect his family+ from da streets (new yorker genes go brrr)-Rash- so brokken (#rip)- unmotivated- stubborn (unfriendly to sponsors)- trust issues- loses against a swan- was pushed into the water (Luke, final boss)- only, like, 1.50m tall (Short King)
→ Could manage alone for a while, but not in a group→ reaches the top 5 → Killed by someone from District 1, 2 or 4

Four

+ strOnk+ only four fears+ Ooh, So BaDaSs+ kills you and looks better than your mom+ Biceps bigger than my will to live

- can become aggressive very quickly (hot-headed)- Loner- Daredevil (throws himself off trains, honestly, who does that???)- wouldn't be able to kill children (but who in their right mind would be, tbh)- real name is Tobias
→ Will win big but hate it→ Will rebel against the Capitol and possibly die in the process (undetermined)

Hector Fort

+ fast af boiii+ kicks you in the balls+ Stamina 3000+ Team player+ hottie mc hotface (many sponsors)
- Footballer (sissy)- Defence player- too little red cards (not sneaky enough)- Spanish (weakness is tortillas)- Just has to trip over a root once and that's it for him
→ Would that be Capitol Baby (fan favorite) → Would look for a team and get relatively far with them → One brutally betrayed him (All America is devastated)


In Conclusion:We have good taste, but unfortunately sometimes fall for twinks who have the survival instinct of a piece of toast