Nay sista, do telleth

I'm listenting ...

Ballet is so majestic oml-

Hell yes, look at him go 

That's my friend! The swimmer and water bottle! I know a naiad, ohmehgahd! 

I never went surfing... I missed out on my whole life 

Couldn't be me 

Average middle child tbh 

Fascinating. Now make one about vampires and see if they would get along 

What magical creature am I? 

The one that does nothing and dies