It's been a while since I've posted quotes but I've lost track of which you've already seen before

SILENCE, WOMAN! 🗣️📢🔊💥

I want SOFT!👺👹

You look like a badly cut onion!

*Conversation about the hardness of socks*

Swaghetti Yolonese

I always wanted to be a microphone

Zootopia is taken too seriously these days

Wow, it smells like SHIT here

Oh it's a full moon, no wonder it's so cold. *18 (adult) people howl at the same time*

A woodruff fart

She doesn't want to eat anything else, but a candle, that's what she wants 

A laceration?! 

...

 - In my salmon year!

I need confirmation.

- I need yellow

Why did I take the milk bottle now...?

Dominic likes olive oil

Wow, now I'm playing serious ᕦ⁠(⁠ò⁠_⁠ó⁠ˇ⁠)⁠ᕤ *dies*

China isn't a shop...?

He's got a kebab in his bag...

Noo don't scrap the table! Why are you so stupid?!

Trauma doesn't leave you. Trauma comes back.

I stood up for it that I am stupid, okay?!

Team Blow

STOP BURNING YOUR BUN! 👺

I lost Stalin...!

You're killing me!

What is Achmet?

Do you know where I live?

-In onion

Just vegetables, Digga (it's the German equivalent for 'Bro')

This video has 5 likes and they are all from Mr. French

Aha, big eraser

Advent, Advent, your asshole is on fire

I don't have any mold anywhere

What does the potato say?

I am still the original packaging

I'm going to the toilet.

-Good night

*Light on* "I am in the future"

- I see my life passing in front of my eyes!

He gendered himself into the toilet

This year I choose menace

Run Babble Girl

Now the shit is not right 

-Feli, 80 years old, has problems with digestion

Yellow warbler on an empty stomach

Sterilized water

Siiir-

-NO!ヘ⁠（⁠。⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠ヘ

Uh! Do not you see?! He is violent!

What does 'lost' mean in Spanish...?

-Despacito

I'm confused

I can't stand here, I have greasy hair 😩

If I come, then I go

Educated citizens

The original packaged Harry

I'm talking to you, Gandalf

-I am the Unicorn Lord supreme

The bottle makes wibloble...Bosch

And then if they have such squiggles over their heads, then...okay, she still needs practice being human

*Nicki Minaj voice* Ayo Natasha, let me give you a milk

I hate Taylor Swift

-WOAH you just insulted half the world's population

I'm calling Plankton now

Do you remember when I broke your giant fly swatter?

*softly twerking to Look What What You Made Me Do*

My god, I love listenting to people