Those random people on tiktok or wherever are too relatable

And nobody gets it ✋😔

Help 

And I have to physically force myself to get back to the story 

A canon event 

Fr, like, boo stop acting up 

Not 15 year old me preparing a whole-ass presentation on why I should be allowed to watch the umbrella academy 

I know that person 

*Eye twitches* *veins pop* 

I'm both at the same time 

Eyes lookin in 2 different directions and shit 

A goal I still have to acheive 

It's not a full sentence if they won't name every genital at least once 

*Coughs* 

They'll never experience true life 

Also, sometimes my thoughts are so loud I never know if I actually said it already or just thinked it 

Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit 

You just don't know what to do with your existence anymore 

I'm just hilarious 

I'm the 9am friend who wakes up at 8 and lies in bed, overthinking life until 10 and missing everything