Ok so the entire continent is watching the European Champions League rn, and today it was Germany VS Denmark, and the game was sUCH A FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER so lemme show you what me and my friend kept throwing at each other

*playing smash or pass during the national anthems*

"My mom wants me to marry a Danish man cuz of the fancy ass last names"
"YUH CUZ ANDERSEN SOUNDS FINE AFFF"

"KAI, KAI ISTG- STOP FUCKING FUMBLING THE BALL, OMFG, SHOOT WITH YOUR RIGHT FOOT, YOU ASS"
"GIRL, IMA DEFEND MY MAN, DON'T YO CALL HIM AN ASS"

"THE FUCKING REFFIE, I WILL BREAK HIS FACE" (he didn't let the German goal count)
"IT'S ALWAYS THE ITALIANS OR ENGLISH ONES UGH-"

*then it started to rain, like, super heavy. There even was some hail and these two Danish dudes danced in the waterfall that poured from the Stadium roof*

"I aspire to become them"
"The carelessness is admirable"

(they kept reappearing during ad breaks, so even the network loved them)
"Girl, they went down as legends"


"ugh, noo, why do they gotta leave the field. Right when the rain starts. They could've gotten soaked"
"I WANNA SEE WET MEN👹"

*Then we made fun of the rain for 15 minutes until the game continued*

(There was this one moderator who had SUPER blue eyes)
"Bro is majestic"
"Vampire ahh face"
"Don't they have red eyes?"
"Only if they smell blood"
"Bitch, isn't that when they turn yellow??"
(went on like this for another 5 minutes)

"AYYY MY LITTLE MASHALLA BOY" (Musiala scored)
"He's so cute"
"IKRRR I LOVE HIM SO MUCH"
"MAULTASCHEN AUF DIE EINS"


"brb, Ima go get me some icecream"
...
"I have Schwarzwälder Kirsch, and there is so much alcohol in there, istg ima be drunk"
"I didn't know they even made this kinda shit"

"Girl, help, my dad just went down here and he fell asleep. Bro snores like a fucking train"
"BAHAHAHA HE WENT ALL THE WAY DOWN JUST TO SNORE AT YOU"

*my father made sound effects with the guitar for every player*
"Girl that sounds like she's dying"
"Ik, I saved her. He's lost his guitar privileges now"

"Füllkrug gotta carry now"

(Germany won)
*multiple chats of keyboard smashes*
"HELL YES DSCHERMANI IS BACK AGAIN"
"VÖLLIG LOSGELÖST VON DER EEEERDEEEEE"
"RAHHHH"
"I'M SO PROUD OF MY BABIES"

"My dad banished me to bed-" "I'm in bed exile now"
"Ain't that a Taylor Swift song?"

Ugh, I love those little rambles. Maks football a little more interesting