I've been sitting in the middle of nowhere for two days and I'm already missing my room without mosquiTOES 

Maybe I'll mutate into a flower... 

-whATTT? 🤨

Hello, Haminger, I would like to set up ONE police force, please 

Voldemort probably does more push-ups than you

Yes, come on Dude, you...everyone will clap you away 

Bra, you have the bonyst ass in Manhattan 

Look for the differences

-this one looks more disabled than the other

Sides to zero and a little shorter at the top 

Chill your base, dude 

¡ No violencia en my clase de Español!

-Tu no es mi chef!

*Kicks him in the balls* You provoked me         

Tag yourself, which sperm cell are you? 

I'm a dishwasher to the power of 10

Red flag if the kitchen and bathroom are not clean

Coquette Darth Vader 

The French like demonstrations.

-Is our national sport 

SOMEBODY IS HORNY, WHATTTATA

Oooh, I'm spinning...

Why are you so Bob-obsessed? 

Shout-out chairs 

You're on the ground again, you hero 

Dad is yellow, mom is red...who wins? Of course, the bread 

Lia... 🤨 I'll shave you right away 

Kaya is legend 

I didn't understand anything. There is no super title 

Happy Easter, here you have a tomato 

You're now going to be an ass keeper at the zoo 

What are you doing....? 🤨

-A bratwurst 

A sock with a developmental stage 

Should I conjure €25 out of my ass now?

Huh, why is Batman there?

-This is Banana Man

Haha, you're lonely and alone, you pig 

No, Florence is attacking you.

Oh no, I just have one more problem 

There are no mangroves in Toronto, bro

Oh no, I'm an Oompa-Loompa 

*Jumps through the door* I am the Avataaar 👹

You have a trunk dog too! :D 

Which children at baby writing speed are not ready yet?

My tea is inside you, digga 

What kind of tennis court is that

-golf, Maria. This is golf 

If you despair in Spanish; Don't despair, ask Anne 

The Lorax

-MUY BIEN!!! 

What does the European internal market do in my math notes?

I literally don't know if I've already showed you those quotes, but I'm depressed because Germany lost the game against Spain, so I have an excuse