The good thing about school, is that the quotes are exquisite

"I'm an onion, motherfucker"

"I'm like Freddie Mercury!"

"-You look like a toothpaste tube"

*Heavy Russian accent* "Mama Mia, naked Bäbi!"

*Throws dolls off the stairs*

"Like in goat Simulator 3 when the goat drives a car"

"Little people, WOOOAAAH!!!"

*switch radio to Turkish*

*watering people*

"Team wife swap"

"Dishonorable certificate"

"Training to press buttons"

"Camarell"

-"Isn't that an animal?"

"Now snap it finally!"

"Yes, you fucking losers"

"So now it's... ahh, no thanks" *Intense Italian*

"Cool bones, dude"

"Oh, you can cry well here"

"No! I'll kick you over the bench!"

"Grandma, don't spit on the swan"

"Welcome to our joint cake discussion under the table"

*sits behind blackboard*

*Search party for drunk Olja*

"Help me please"... (Stuck on the shelf) 

-"Or nor"

"He has secret writing on his hand, he is part of the Illuminati"

"I still have to water my plants"

"Mental babies"

"No! Not the Windie cloud!"

"Structured and well-organized shit"

"When you're 60, I'll have a garden party and this'll play on a loop"

"Woooh... I'm a man"

"Wow, this chimpkn is so fat" 

- "Chonki"

"Ehh, she bit my collarbone"

"What have you done?!" 

-"Toast"

*looks over demonstratively*

*farts* 

*flying shoe*

"I'm too disabled to close this door"

Unhinged? That's not even connected to the doorframe anymore.