I got most of my geography knowledge from Carmen Sandiego I ain't even lying

Smart ways to die

When in doubt, become creative

I'm fidget spinner but in tall edition

I love these two:

Sorry, can't help if I have infinite swag

Amen

Sistas before mistas 

Windows error sound 

Of course he's sassy, he's voiced by Finn Wolfhard

Fascinating

I can't even read the first one but it's funny as fuck

This is so out of character yet I can still imagine it, it makes me cry 

Run

And then Carmen gets a notification that says some shit like: "Chaz_Devin0 wants to know your location!" 

Literally every hacker in every movie ever 

Y dafuk u lyin? Y u always lyin? 

Now THAT'S in character

Carmen and Jules are the ultimate ship