I'm sick, because SOMEBODY can't keep them viruses to himself. 

I've been on a wedding yesterday, so here's how my day went

-Slept like shit 

-Got period cramps platinum-ultra-HD-extreme-edition and woke up sleepwalking in the kitchen)

-Tried on autumn aesthetic clothes *cue Gilmore Girls intro* 

-Cruised up to church like some gangstas

-The kindergarden where I did my social studies was right next to it

-The sermon was extremely tiring to listen to

-Heavy ADHD attack during silent prayer

 -The priest gave off really strong maths teacher vibes coz she was reading off her iPad and kept misprouncing her own words

-Maybe that was her first time speaking in front of people, idk

-I'm not sure how it's with you guys, but German ceremonies are always so awkwardly quiet. Like nobody cheers when the couple kisses or anything 

-Could've thought it was a funeral fr

-Champagne reception outside

-Congratulate the bride 

-There were cake pops noice cookies

-I ate them before speaking to the new couple and apparently that's a crime 

-lil dude randomly started talking to me, I adopted him

-Drove home to get the gifts and stuff

-Now that the religous stuff was done, it was time to get funky 

-We had to drive into the middle of nowhere

-Dad brought his bad mood with him 🤌

-Everyone got a task to take pictures of something specific. For example, "Find everyone with a white dress shirt"

-lil man is back again, he thinks I'm a boy

-I kinda just rolled with it, idk

-I mean, I can understand him, the short hair and suit can be misleading. 

-And my voice is deeper than your average Disney girl 

-But my face looks rather feminine, right?

-Okay, who am I lying to, I'm flat as fuck and got no curves

-Rest in pieces

-I guess I'm a boy now

-Call me Leo

-Aside from the fact that little kids thought I was a guy, I got so many compliments for my hair and suit?!

-I shit you not, three people mentioned it and how nice it looked!

-That's more than my family ever said!

-And I've never even met these people! ♥️😭

-We went inside, found our assigned tables

-Somebody gave a speech 

-Dude in front of us looked extremely like my cousin

-Soup as first meal

-Soup soup soup

-Salad bar opened 

-But every table could only stand up when a specific song came up, so that the people wouldn't chrush eachother while storming towards the food

-DJ seemed stressed

-Photo booth with some funny stuff like wigs and moustaches 

-Main menu finally something warm to eat, delicious

-Talking to people at the table

-They were quite funny 

-Selling a picture of Spider-Man to the Louvre

-Musical chairs, but every time the music stops, you have to find a specific object first before running back to your chair

-Dad got 2nd place

-We dishonoured his cow

-Powerpoint presentation for the new family

-Poems

-Terrible yodeling

-Playing games outside in the dark

-Some kid fell off a chair and kinda broke his spine

-Dessert and cake, wohoo

-Dance the Macarena

-DJ sucked with his playlist

-Like, seriously

-First second he plays Helene Fischer, and when the mood is super uplifted, he drops it with some lame-ass song

-I was extremely tired, wanted to go home

-My parents said 'Noh'

-Even when the party was basically over, they still wanted to dance and let me suffer

-I like loud music and funny lights, but yesterday they just made me extremly exhausted 

-I had fever, and they apparently didn't care 

Alright, how's your day/night going?