Dream on little dreamer~

There was a secret mafia gang with Harley Quinn, Catwoman and some dude who's face I didn't recognise. 

They invited me to go on a roadtrip with them and so we did villainy things and ran over people with our monster-truck. 

The dude was super sexist and that's why we threw him under a bus, because who needs boys anyways?  

We invaded a police station that was an airplane and a harbor at the same time. We destroyed half of the tanks and the other half exploded. 

I accidentally whacked Mr. Obama with a broom and all of south America just fucking desitegrated. 

Me and my father went to my shooting club and I suddenly touched chicken poop. 

(Please don't ask me)

Everyone went swimming in the pacific ocean and a T-rex suddenly came flying over us, spinning his tiny arms like a helicopter. 

Fucking pathetic