My friends threw me into a Minecraft server and taught me to play "like a pro" and I'm a woman of culture now. 

I'm sorry but this font is sending me-💀

Cage cage cage 

Glorious 

But...why so  m a n y -?

Gotta be real smart 

He will eat your left kneecap. 

You can't change your fate 

Tooo the plaaace 

I cried so much yesterday, I felt so guilty, I'm sorry 😭💔

It's free real estate 

Here's a funny story: this fifth grader threw himself down the school stairs and into a puddle because he wanted to look for fall damage 

Joke's on you, Imma just lie down on the floor 

My friend laughed so much at me 😭💀

Zoom

Yes, but what is a god to a non-believer 

*Breaks neck*

Badum tsss

But why so A g g r e s s i v e???

And then you fall down, hit your head, pass out and die. 

The picture sounds something like this: EUeUeUeE 👺

How are ya doing? How's life? 

Did you eat something today?