I want a story on the GenZ muggle borns in Hogwarts

No, but can you imagine how creepy that would be for an outsider? 

Thermos revolution 

But the goat-scream version of it...

April fools boutta get much wilder 

"No need to call me Sir" 

Haha, w e a k 

Pathetic 

Simple minds 

Dumbledore joining the Gandalf cult 

Me spamming the group-chat with "Thomas-Brodie-Sangster" 

I'm stealing one 

A new sport is invented 

We just can't handle the fashion 

💃🎶

Of course I know them, they're me 

That's the final straw, she finally quits 

And they all start dancing Tango or some shit 

The purebloods just collectively being afraid of them and their satanic rituals

Wait, here's another one 

I'd be delighted