A tribute to all my older siblings out there

Thank you 

I didn't have a brother, but a neighbour who's the human equivalent of coach Hedge 

You just do what you gotta do

It's like this meme

Built up rage 

Casually forgets what their sister sounds like 

She's a runner she's a trackstar 

And it goes on like this with EVERYTHING 

My sister's face infuriates me so much sometimes, it's concerning 

Parents be like: that's my therapist, my eldest daughter. 

And then the little bitch has the audacity to throw her dirty laundry at me 

Where is Batman with his justice complex when you need him 😔

I... I don't know??? *panic* 

Okay, who got cameras on me?!

A moment of silence for our destroyed kingdom 

Where's my pay-check

Because we grew up on the battle-field ᕦ⁠(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ᕤ

"I'd be the man" 🎶