They see me rollin'
It's been a while since I wrote about a dream so here you go:
There was a Domino competition in Switzerland. But not like, who would win the game. It was about who could eat the most Domino stones in a minute without dying.
But apparently it wasn't entertaining enough because the people kept screaming in disgust. And they started to throw rotting rats at the Flash who just wanted to electrocute everyone.
I got angry and started to shout at them with a russian accent and threatened them with my Bazooka.
Suddenly, I was in a forest filled with gay-hippie-unicorns who kept throwing crazy parties with some old hippopotamus.
Groot showed me the mysterious kidnappers who kept stealing other people's faces. They looked like those dolls from Jigsaw. And they tried to summon their lizard-king.
Levi, my six year old cousin could escape them and ran them all over with his Truck.
After destroying everything, the Big Ben just fucking exploded and Levi cruised through the little village with his speakers on vull volume, singing "Jiggle Jiggle"
And that's why I don't sleep anymore.
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