Y'all want to read some of my random book beginning ideas? 

No? 

Well, here you go!

"You know what the good thing about dying is? That you don't have to worry about your Problems anymore...well not for me." 

"Surrounded by darkness... that's how all good stories start. Right?" 

"Hearts are way to pretty not to be stolen" 

" Curls out? Check. Lipstick on? Check. Loaded gun? Check" 

"A coin always has two sides. Unless you fake one." 

"Oh mother nature. You little Bitch"

"I don't like that." 

"You've probably heard this before; Fuck you" 

"Magic. If only it was as happy and colouful as the flowers on my table." 

"I've found out how you block people in real life. Turns out it's called murder." 

"Screams, Terror, Pain. Oh what a lovely morning" 

"The night started with Richie throwing rocks through my window. Again" 

"I saw her eyes turn bloody red. Like, really REALLY red. Look, I'm not sure if that's supposed to happen."

"The sirens were blaring in the distance. Before she could react, her body fell to the ground." 

"Are you safe this will work?"  "No."  "Lovely." 

"Everyone dreams of the perfect moment. But what if time won't work anymore?" 

"Chemistry, a guide to all the tricks of elements and nature." 

"Okay sweetie, get yourself a cup of Coffee because this will take a while." 

And here's a picture of me drawing Five Hargreeves and giving up halfway: 

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