Some weird things that happen to me in the middle of the night. 

¡ I just wanted to clarify, that these are from my sister and I do not actually run around and record myself sleeping !

"triple-vanilla-cheesy-bread"

"lockomotive hit the FLOWEEEER!"

"It's a Rocket and Doctor Rubber-tree"

*Dances* 

*Jumps from the Sofa* 

*Suddenly stands in front of me and holds up pants* 

*Gives me a piece of paper* ‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌*whispers* "It's an autograph for you" 

*Bounces* "We ride at dawn!"

*Holds my neck and starts kicking my guts with her knee* 

"Buy now, the Pirate bay+ on e-bay!" 

"I wish I was younger"

"Finn Wolfhard is a sheep" *makes sheep noises* 

"And the murderer is YOU!" *GASP* "NO-!" 

*sings firework from Katy Perry* 

*Suddenly stands still* "I think somebody broke into our house" 

This is rather short but our WiFi won't work and I can't upload pictures, smh.