Small children. We all know and love them. Do we? 

Well, I guess you wouldn't like little Lia, who looked like a walking definition of chaos. 

Some stupid stuff I used to do, when I was younger. 

1. I said 'Hutstad' instead of 'Flugzeug' (plane in German). You can basically imagine it as 'tane' instead of 'plane' 

2. I always said 'totodile' instead of 'crocodile' 

3. I used to say 'laboon' instead of 'balloon' 

4. When I was five years old, I've had a bunk bed and always jumped down from it until I pissed off my parents. 

5. I could 'breakdance' by throwing my feet up in the air and sometimes kicking somebody in the ballz. 

6. I used to hide under my bed to become the monster. That's how I've dealt with fear. 

7. My favorite movie was Tangled and I knew it by heart. 

8. I loved drawing and I used to draw the roof of a house like this   /\/\/\/\/\

9. I've had an imaginary friend called Klaus and he was the brother I never had. He would always cheer me up when I was sad and all that. But he was addicted to watching Cartoons. So I would always say "Klaus want's to watch TV" but my parents thought I used it as an excuse. The creepy thing was, that I would think he was real. I talkted to him, I even saved a seat for him. 

(Also, since I've watched umbrella academy I feel so creeped out. Because there is also a Klaus, who's addicted to drugs but he's just like I imagined my Klaus. I can't even-)

10. I used to watch A LOT of Tom and Jerry and it kinda affected my personality. You know, they're all brutal and stuff, trying to kill eachother. So one day, three yo. me threatened an old lady to push her down the stairs because she was too slow. 

11. Everytime somebody annoyed me, I smacked them with a fly swatter. 

12. I loved climbing trees with my Crocs. 

13. My eyes used to be a way brighter blue than they are today. 

14. I was a little Maniac, since I always wanted to climb up or jump down from the roofs of those playground castles.

15. I've had a friend, who I am still friends with, and he was -and still is- the complete opposite of me. While I would run around, breaking every bone  I had, he would rather sit and maybe play a nice game  without anyone getting hurt. He would be the rather calm one. 

16. I used to be terrified of the fox in Dora and the bull in Shaun the Sheep. 

17. I could speak russian when I was younger. 

18. I visited Australia when I was five/ six years old. 

19. I was the class nerd and literally read every book I could find. 

20. My childhood ended when my little sister was born. I called her Godzilla and threw Lego bricks at her. 

21. I used to play Piano. 

22. I used to dance Hip-Hop.

23. I used to go horse riding.

24. I used to do ballet.

(A lot of Hobbies, you see) 

25. I got a blue eye, because I hit my face in kindergarden. But I told everyone I had a fight with a Kangaroo. 

26. I lied a lot. 

27. One time, I told everyone in kindergarden that my father was so strong, he could rip out a tree with his pinky finger.

28. I had a crush on Ron Weasley (only from the book) 

29. I hated being in a car or trolley, and I always wanted to walk by myself, even if it would take twice as long. 

30. I wouldn't let things rest. In games or whatever. I needed to be the last one. I needed to win. 

Congratulation, you've made it!  

30 reasons why I don't want to have children. 

Also because giving birth is the second worst pain the human body can experience. 

The first worst pain is being burned alive. 

:)

Okay! I think all of us did stupid stuff when we were younger, feel free to tell me what random things you guys did!