So, when I was in the exchange to france, me and my partner went to the city, just to shop and have a good time. 

But when we were sitting on a bench, minding our own buissnes, some older boy (I think he was like, 20 or sm. ) Catcalled us and said something in french, I luckily didn't understand. 

My partner, (who was also a girl btw) looked super uncomfortable and she told me, to just ignore it, because that happens often to her. 

And my feminine ass couldn't let that happen again.

So I jumped from the bench, shouting "HEY ARSCHLOCH, WILLST DU EIN HAUS KAUFEN?!" 

Wich is just "hey Asshole, do you want to buy a house?" But it sounded super agressive, because it was German. 

 So the guy turned around and stared. 

I kinda just stood there like: 

And then I suddenly started to crickle de crackle at him, screeching "nnnyyyYYYYEEEE" from the top of my lungs. 

And let me tell you, that motherfuker RAN at 537mph and nearly got hit by a car. 

In Germany that doesn't happen so often.

 Practically never.

 But I was prepared. 

Don't just let it happen. Fight, even if it's weird. 

If they scare you, scare them back. No, don't just scare them, HORRIFY them.  

Never let them know your next move. 

Stay safe yall <3