My sister talks in her sleep so here are some of my favorites: 

"fuck you!" "Fuck YOU!" "Shut up!" 

*Screams* 

"Yoshi's gay Cousin Joshua" 

"Sliced open and dead" 

"He's annoyed as shit" 

"BOYS STOP STEALING OUR PAPER HEARTS!" 

*sings supercalifragilisticexpialidochis" 

"I will hurt u, I will hit u with a brick" 

"that bloddy period"

"Leo is schmexy" 

"BeTrAyAl!" "But I didn't do anythi-" *Hhhgnsbfbl!*

"You stupid ass fuck faced twat!" 

"I'm gonna steal your kneecaps, you pathetic firecracker" 

*Inaudible* "C o T t O n  E y E  j O e !" 

*Wiggles while laughing* 

"BURNNN!" 

"I can barely microwave a Pop-Tart" 

"THEY'RE COMING FOR THE EGGS!" 

"Harry Potter, that cheeseball" 

*Grabs my neck and starts ramming her knee into my stomach* 

"Rara rahaha rumba rumbamba gaga ohlala" 

"~Nyeehehehe~" 

"Okay but Loki be lookin like a snacc" 

"SNATCHED THAT MOTHERFUCKER!" 

Ahh how much I miss my own room...