Your name is ZANE HIMAJA. You are currently standing in a corner of your ROOM. It's pretty messy, with tons of COSPLAY RELATED ITEMS scattered around. Right now, you're PRETTY BORED, mostly just waiting for your friends to talk to you using Pesterchum. Being a major cosplayer, you really love ANIME and VIDEO GAMES, especially RPG's. You guess right now you would be looking at pictures of cute animals online, but you just don't feel like it right now.

As you sat around moping, you hear a ding, signalling that someone is pestering you. You go to your computer and open Pesterchum.
It's one of your friends, zegayLorde. You still had no idea why anyone would choose that name.

zegayLorde [ZG] has begun pestering deceptionGod [DG].
ZG: Hello darling~
DG: Quit calling me that. It's getting a bit weird.
ZG: Zo Zorry~
DG: Whatever, do you know where the others are?
ZG: Nope!~
DG: Alright... You know, it's really weird how you're so chipper all the time.
ZG: I just don't find anything to be upset about!~
DG: I guess I'm restricted to you then.
ZG: Won't that be great?~
DG: Not really. It still doesn't change the fact that I'm bored as hell.
ZG: I have an idea then~
DG: And that would be?
ZG: We've never video called before, and I just got a new webcam~
DG: Alright, you know what, I'll humor you. But only because I'm really bored.
ZG: Hooray!~

You sighed and clicked the call button. Might as well, there's really nothing else to do.
He picks up pretty quickly. You look up to see a troll. Well, that explains the name. You rolled your eyes. Of all the things, it had to be a troll.

He waved happily to you, his long ponytail flopping as he bounced up and down.

???: Bet you weren't expecting a troll, huh~!

Yeah, no, you really weren't. You just glared at him until he stopped bouncing. Well, that was awkward.

???: Rather quiet, aren't you~

He started to look a bit less optimistic. Finally.
You gave him a slight wave and he waved back again. Ugh. This is going to be an interesting conversation.

???: I didn't know humans could have blue hair!~

Zane: Yeah, I know. We don't. This was sort of a mistake. A happy accident.

???: Woah!~ You know, you sound really cool!~ It still astounds me how humans don't have quirks~

Zane: Yeah, we do, it's called shitty grammar.

???: Anyways, aren't you going to ask my name, darling?~

Zane: I wasn't really that curious.

???: It's Luupis!~ Luupis Fenris~

Zane: So basically you're Moon Moon. Your name is literally fucking Wolf Wolf.

Luupis: Isn't it great?~

Zane: No, this only makes me think you're more of an idiot than you probably are.

Zane: Anyways, I think I'll just go now...

You quickly ended the call.

You heard your cousin drive up to your apartment. Good timing. Suddenly, a box crashed through your window and hit you square in the face. This actually happens way more often than you'd think it does. Apparently your cousin thinks actually going inside to give you stuff is too difficult. You sigh. There's another window you'd have to replace. At least you got this absolutely useless box. Thanks, cousin.

You bent down and picked it up. Sburb? Did your cousin seriously get you the Sim City ripoff? Gee, thanks cousin, you'll definitely play this. Another message beeped on Pesterchum. You threw the box to the side and sat back down in front of your computer to open it.

ZG: Serves you right!~
DG: SON OF A FUIOJWAOIUCK

Your cousin walks in, obviously disappointed in your language choice and walks out before another message on Pesterchum rings, hopefully not being that gaylord again, but this time being someone called peacefulFlowers, a more normal name.
You knew them from a message forum about a video game you play.
peacefulFlowers [PF] has begun pestering deceptionGod [DG]
PF: Hello....
DG: What's up?
PF: I.... Feel.... Scared.....
You never knew why they added three dots after every word. It was kind of stupid, and made whoever they were seem either incredibly depressed or just really indifferent.
DG: Why?
PF: I... saw... a...package... being...thrown...into...a...window.
DG: You mean you saw the package hit my face too!?
PF: Maybe...
DG: Whatever, try to get writingFate, galaxySculpter, and underhandedGimp online.
PF: Ok...
peacefulFlowers [PF] has ceased pestering deceptionGod [DG]

It was going to be a long weekend...