"How about now?" Steven performed a rather clumsy spin and flashed her a sexy smile before strutting over to place his hands on her hips.

Connie crossed arms and gave him a playful grin. "Nope, still dry as a bone."

He whooped and hollered out, "Fuck yeah, The Lube Years!"

"Menopause!" Connie cried with a fist in the air.

Steven gasped in wonder and whispered, "Infertility. Finally we meet!"

They turned to each other in a sudden moment of tearful laughter.

"I'm so happy to grow old with you."