Finally! An Update And One Dare
Me: Hey people!
PPGZ: Yay!
RRBZ: Woohoo!
Red: And I'm here too!
PPGZ: Noooooooooo!!!!!!
RRBZ: Booo! Get off the stage!
Red: You can't tell me what to do! You're not the boss of me. And how can you not like this?! *gesturing to herself*
Brick: *makes gagging sounds*
Boomer: *pukes, real puke*
Butch: That is why.
Kaoru: *laughs* Boomer really puked! Man, Red, you must have felt really shattered.
Momoko: *giggles like the girly girl she is*
Miyako: *runs to Boomer and hands him a paper bag to puke in and rubbed his back* There, there Boomer, let it all out. And Kaoru! Boomer puking because of just looking at Red's ridiculous looking face isn't funny!
Red: Hey! I don't have a ridiculous face!
Me: Yeah you do. You're like my nightmare came true.
Red: No I'm-
Me: I don't have time to argue. They still have a dare to finish!
RRBZ: We have a dare?!
Me: Of course dum dums.
PPGZ: Who's it from?
Nimee: *jumps out of the shadows* It's from me, ladies and non-gentlemen! Oh, and Red.
Red: Just tell them the damn dare.
Nimee: Alright, sheesh! I dare you, the PPGZ and RRBZ, to go meet the how to train your dragon gang with their dragons!
Brick: The how to train your what now?
Boomer: Did she just say dragons?!
Butch: Please, dragons are just mythical creatures.
Kaoru: Then let's just do the dare and find out.
Momoko: Where are we going to meet them?
Me: They're in Berk.
Miyako: Berk? Where is that?
Me: Don't know, don't care. Let's just go there and let's see if you'll get burned by their dragons' fire.
Kaoru: How are w-
Me: *snaps fingers and suddenly the PPGZ, RRBZ, Nimee, and I were gone*
Red: Hey! Where did everyone go?! Ara? Nimee? Momoko? Brick? Anyone? They left me. *turns into a red lady Hulk and smashes everything*
At the Isle of Berk
Nimee: Here we are! The Isle of Berk!
Momoko: Hey, where's Red?
Me: She's left back home. *thinking* She better not be breaking my stuff in there or else I'll kill her *thinking*
Brick: Why?
Me: I can only transport eight people at a time with the power I have.
Boomer: You have powers?
Me: I sure do!
Miyako: What kind of powers do you have?
Me: I've got more than enough willpower.
Butch: Do you even know what willpower is?
Me: No, but I do know it has the word 'power' in it.
Kaoru: Yeah, yeah, whatever you say.
Nimee: Oh! There they are! The skinny one wearing a some kind of armor suit with a prosthetic leg is Hiccup.
Kaoru: *trying to hold laughter* Hiccup? What kind of name is that?
Me: The blonde with a braid on her side next to Hiccup is Astrid and they're a couple.
Momoko and Miyako: Awww! They look so cute together!
Nimee: The fat one over there is Fishlegs.
Butch: Fishlegs? Man, their parents must have hated them.
Me: Over there is Snotlout. (Sorry, I don't know how to describe him)
Boomer: Eww, SNOT lout.
Nimee: And the twins over there is Ruffnut and Tuffnut. The girl is Ruffnut and the boy is Tuffnut. They are all 20 years old. (I just don't feel like making them 15 years old so I just wrote them from the How to train your dragon 2 where they are 20 years old)
Brick: Hey, they're walking over here! Quick, hide! (Tries to run behind a giant rock but was lifted off the ground by someone)
Snotlout: Woah, where you running off to kid?
Astrid: Snotlout, put him down.
Snotlout: *rolls eyes* Whatever. *Puts Brick down*
Tuffnut: What are a bunch of kids doing here?
Ruffnut: And why are they dressed wierd?
Fishlegs: Aww, they look so cute! *kneels down and pinches Boomer's cheek*
Miyako: *giggles* Thank you!
Hiccup: I think they're not from here. What are your names?
Momoko: I am Momoko Akatsutsumi.
Miyako: My name is Miyako Gotokuji.
Kaoru: I'm Kaoru, Kaoru Matsubara.
Brick: My name is Brick Jojo.
Boomer: Yo I'm Boomer Jojo.
Butch: And I'm Butch Jojo.
Me: Sup dudes and ladies, the name is Ara.
Nimee: Hi! I am nimeeshadwaynerivera but they call me Nimee.
Fishlegs: They sound like they're Asian.
Astrid: So, what do you need?
Momoko: We just wanted to see your dragons, can we?
Ruffnut: Yeah, sure.
Tuffnut: Alright.
Hiccup: Why do you want to see them?
Kaoru: It's a dare man.
Butch: Yeah, don't keep us waiting dude.
Snotlout: Fine then. Just prepare to be blinded by the awesomeness of me and my dragon.
Kaoru: *rolls eyes* Whatever dude.
Fishlegs: Come, our dragons are nearby.
*while walking to their dragons*
Snotlout: So do you like that girl? *gesturing at Kaoru*
Butch: What the- Why the hell do you say that?!
Snotlout: Oh, so YOU DO L- *suddenly punched in the face by Butch and falls unconscious*
Butch: Finally, this man doesn't know how to shut up when it comes to things like that.
Momoko: Oh my God! I am so sorry that Butch punched your friend.
Tuffnut: Nah, he deserves that.
Brick: What did he do to Butch anyway?
Fishlegs: *grabs Boomer and Brick and whispered to them what Snotlout did*
Boomer: That is still not a good reason to almost kill the guy.
Astrid: Fishlegs, you know what to do.
Fishlegs: *attempts CPR but then Snotlout suddenly jumped away from him*
Snotlout: Alright, alright! I'm awake! I was hoping Ruffnut would do that.
Ruffnut: Pfft! Not even in your dreams Snot-breath.
Hiccup: Here are our dragons.
Time skip brought to you by Hiccup and Fishlegs telling them boring and useless facts about dragons
Back at my house
Red: *still in Hulk form* Red smash!
*door bursts open*
Me: We're ba- What the hell happened here?!
Red: *turns back to normal but shrinks in fear when she saw me angry about what I'm seeing* I-I can explain! W-well I t-thought t-that-
Me: I don't care about what you think! Do you even know how much money I've spent for these stuff?! Better yet, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND GREEN COLORED FURNITURE?! FYI, I LOVE GREEN AND YOU JUST DESTROYED EVERYTHING GREEN IN HERE!!!
Red: Sorry, I-I didn't know y-your f-favorite color was g-green.
Me: Well now you do!
*Nimee, along with the PPGZ and RRBZ, walked into my house, specifically my room, and saw me scolding Red*
Kaoru: Why the hell is she scolding Red?
Butch: Maybe because the lady destroyed 80% of KBL's room while we were gone.
Kaoru: Why the hell would she destroy a beautifully colored room?
Butch: Maybe because the girl is crazy.
Brick: Just leave them be.
Nimee: Right, Ara-san doesn't own the PPGZ or RRBZ.
Momoko: She only owns Red, the story, and the stuff Red just broke.
Miyako: Please vote,
Boomer: Comment truths or dares,
Brick: Share or tell your friends about this fanfic,
Butch: And follow KaoButchlover if you want.
Kaoru: You can also check out Ara's other book Heroes of Townsville (greens ).
Everyone except me and Red: Sayonara minna!
Me: *still scolding Red*
Red: *trying to run away from me like the chicken she is*
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