Hey legendary fans! Welcome to this special, PandemicMerdeOfArceus!

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If you don't like what I have to say, leave now. Cause it's about to get bloody.

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So... I don't think I've expressed my opinion and everything about what is happening. Lemme start with this. It's Psyduck.

Let me explain in my vision. We're in a world where we are now, not when we had hundreds of thousands of people dying hundreds of thousands of years ago, but now worrying about a germ that could potentially kill us. And we have to lock everything down to stop it. But let's let the "needed personnel" go and do their job that could go get themselves killed by this "dangerous threat".

Brilliant idea. Who thought of that?

Don't say Purple. He's on my side on the topic.

Here's one thing that I absolutely can't stand. Ads that are talking about the "threat".

Ok. I appreciate your advice. But I have raged more times seeing ads like it. I would rather watch ads about vaping than that. Because just because it looks entertaining doesn't mean you're making friends.

Then here. Oh Arceus help this world. I've seen two announcements about how people saying that people are selfish and being Purples by not wearing a mask. Lemme tell you how fast I almost unfollowed them. I won't name them unless you want to know.

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But what is the mask actually doing? Can you actually breathe in the mask? No. There's no proof saying that you can breathe with it. You could actually be dying while helping the world. Great job people. Brilliant idea!

We're all being selfish. Wearing a mask? Selfish. Not wearing a mask? Selfish. There's no way to say you're not being selfish in this "threat".

This "dangerous threat" is merde. You can't- wait.

Done. Now.

*crowd goes wild*

The minute you can do that, I'll stop ranting.

Here's something; why worry about the pandemic? We all die eventually. Pandemic or not. This pandemic is helping clear up the world. We're fighting the ally. Beautiful job.

Here's a better worry: homeless people! Let's keep everyone inside- how? There's people who are always outside. They know what a real threat is. Give me a real reason why the pandemic is a problem.

It has killed enough people to get people worrying. As a Smith of Lorain Ohio, this "dangerous threat" is entertainment.

Btw, most of this came from my dad.

Let me tell you a story about how my dad shut an entire employment at his work.

They were talking about the pandemic. Someone said something about the masks. My dad, who knows more than half of these guys, says "do you have proof that you can actually breathe through them?" Or something like that. The guy couldn't answer, so he goes "You don't know? Then shut up."

He didn't say anything for the rest of the day.

So unless you have something that'll change my mind, you're just giving me more resources. One of the people who I partially mentioned that announced that people are selfish was just barely able to get out of my wrath because they failed to tag me in their response.

Sad, but safe.

Sorry if this seems short. I don't have as many jokes as I should.

But I'll have more.

Thanks for reading and have a great day!

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This comedy special is brought to you by...

The Legends of Etta Squad

Stille Regenschatten group

Beggar stealing Etta's chair

My brother and Moby asleep together

And Purple being smart for once.

Thank you.

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Bye!