Semi-tagged by @ChildOfThe1TruKing . This was technically supposed to be questions that I answered, but I'm going to follow autumn_sunfire 's suggestion and force it on my characters instead.

*Shoves Sedgewick, Feyla, Fenroy, and Eleyna at tag*

Names, everyone?

Sedgewick: This is ridiculous. Shouldn't everyone be sick of these things already?

Just answer it.

Sedgewick: *sighs* Master Sedgewick Alverdyne, Minister of Magic.

Eleyna: Ah, we are doing all the titles, then?

Fenroy: Only if you want to, 'Leyna

Eleyna: I usually have other people announce me. *clears throat* Queen Eleyna of Abreyla,

Fenroy: And I'm Fenroy of Endingwood, king—

Sedgewick: Consort. The one without anything useful to do.

Eleyna: *glares at Sedgewick* Fenroy does many things to help me. We are a team.

Sedgewick: *does finger quotes* "Team."

Feyla: *pops in. Sedgewick jerks hands down* Sorry I'm late. Aww, I like these! I'm just Feyla Everbloom.

Single, taken, or crushing?

Feyla: *grabs Sedgewick* Taken!

Eleyna: Roy and I are tied at the soul in a bond only death can break.

Fenroy: Also we're married. But why can I only pick one? *turns to Eleyna* I'm still crushing on you, after all.

Sedgewick: *makes gagging motions when he thinks Feyla's not looking*

Stop that. Moving on to birthdays.

Sedgewick: Some time late winter. It was never that important.

Feyla: It's important to me!

Sedgewick: For the last time, I am not letting you throw me a party.

Feyla: *sighs* Mine is in the summer

Eleyna: If you translate our months to yours, mine is in autumn.

Fenroy: I was a spring baby.

Sedgewick: Like a cows.

Fenroy: Shut up.

Sedgewick: Your comebacks are horrid.

Fenroy: So's your personality.

Eleyna: Excellent recovery. Now stop.

Feyla: You too, Sedgewick.

Sedgewick: This question is ridiculous anyway. We can't even answer it fully because she hasn't bothered pinning down exact dates.

Shhh! You weren't supposed to admit that. Uh, moving on to pets.

Fenroy: I just have my horse. We had a dog when I was a kid, though.

Eleyna: Most animals hate me.

Feyla: My mother never let me have pets.

Sedgewick: My cat, Telemachus, of course. An excellent example of his species.

Fenroy: That thing is from hellgates. It tried to kill me when Eleyna had us watch it.

Sedgewick: That's how you know he's a good cat.

Er, last person you texted? Let's just say the last person you talked to using a scrying orb or mirror.

Sedgewick: The Archmage.

Eleyna: *nearly-invisible scowl line appears in forehead*

Fenroy: My brother.

Feyla: Sedgewick!

Eleyna: I briefly spoke with my husband's brother as well.

Last book you read?

Sedgewick: It was my An Understanding of First Age Texts. I'm looking to revise it soon.

Eleyna: I was rereading the story of Breyguard and the Great Wolf to Faren and Glemdring for the tenth time.

Fenroy: I think mine was a book on old military tactics.

Sedgewick: The man reads. Miracle of miracles.

*everyone glares at Sedgewick*

Fenroy: Why do you hate me?

Sedgewick: *tightens like a spring* Oh, you know exactly why, you—

Feyla?

Feyla: *laughs awkwardly* Oh, it was just some novel...

Eleyna: *looks confused* But I thought you told me that you picked up a new stack of those cheap penny romances recently...

Feyla: Eleyna!

Okay, up next is siblings.

Fenroy: An older brother and a younger half-sister.

Feyla: I have an older brother, but he was an adult by the time I was born so I didn't see him much.

Eleyna: I am an only child.

Sedgewick: I have an older brother as well. Or... I did. I suppose he could still be alive. We don't speak.

Okay, I'm combining the next two. Favorite show or movie?

Fenroy: Like what? Plays? I don't see very many of those.

Eleyna: I generally prefer the book.

Feyla: I'm supposed to pick one? That's not fair. House of Havens, but only because you're forcing me.

Sedgewick: Hmm... The Revenge of Ovendi is a classic, of course. I'm also found of Briarwood and House of Havens.

Favorite and least favorite subject in school?

Fenroy: I always had tutors. Sailing, riding, fighting, anything that I could actually do. I didn't really like literature.

Eleyna: Magic, naturally.

Sedgewick: Atta girl.

Eleyna: *her lips curl down ever-so-slightly* Roy's better than me at foreign languages though.

Fenroy: *nuzzles his wife's head* You're so cute when you mispronounce stuff...

Eleyna: *blushes except it looks like a rash*

Feyla: I liked botany and health. I don't think there was ever anything I hated...

Favorite song and favorite artist? Anyone care if we skip this one?

Eleyna: It is because she does not want to come up with music for Abreyla right now.

Fenroy: I'm okay with that.

Favorite quote— Oh, I am not coming up with that right now either. Height?

Eleyna: I am tall for a woman.

Fenroy: *stares at her adoringly* But still short enough for me to tuck you under my chin and tilt you head to the side so I can kiss your cheek and—

Eleyna: Not now, Roy.

Fenroy: *looks way too much like a sad puppy for someone so big* Anyways, height runs in the family. I have to duck under ordinary doorways which is kind of annoying, but at least I never have trouble reaching shelves, unlike the two shorties right here.

Sedgewick and Feyla: *deadpan, slightly envious stare*

Eleyna: Ha! *immediately clamps mouth shut*

Favorite color?

Sedgewick: Orange.

Feyla: Pink! But I also like lavender and teal.

Sedgewick: The latter brings out your lovely eyes... *freezes as he realizes he said that out loud*

Fenroy: I'm a green guy.

Eleyna: *voice never fluctuating* I'm fond of blue and gold and the green of my husband's eyes.

Fenroy: Aw, 'Leyna...

Sedgewick: *gags again*

Dominant hand?

Fenroy: Right.

Eleyna: I am ambidextrous.

Feyla: Right.

Sedgewick: Left.

Wow, this thing is long. Have you ever skipped a class?

Sedgewick: I went through too much effort to learn to waste the opportunity. Also, my master would have locked me out.

Fenroy: When it was really boring.

Feyla: Of course not.

Eleyna: Most of my studies were a welcome distraction.

Drank?

Fenroy: Only when I'm out with friends.

Eleyna: Only when I'm with someone I trust.

Fenroy: *coughs* Me.

Feyla: I was talked into it once, but I haven't since then. I don't think it's a good idea. *side eyes Sedgewick*

Sedgewick: I collect vintage wines and have drunk men twice my body weight under the table. Although... There might have been a brief period where I used it to distract myself from certain...events.

Any tattoos?

Fenroy: Yep. It's kind of a right-of-passage in the Forest Guard.

Eleyna: No. Roy's are nice though.

Sedgewick: I refuse to answer questions about things beneath my clothes.

Feyla: I'll skip this one too.

So I think it's safe to say you've all kissed someone. Hmm, how many people?

Fenroy: Two. But the second girl was the best. *smiles at Eleyna*

Eleyna: Two, but only Roy counts for anything. *stares off and scowls noticeably*

Sedgewick: Are we including people who kissed me?

Feyla: *starts counting on her fingers*

Sedgewick: If not, then three.

Feyla: *huffs and gives up* I can't remember. More than three, less than ten.

Ditched a date?

Fenroy: Yes, but not with Eleyna.

Eleyna: Why would I leave Fenroy?

Feyla: A couple of times but the guys were being kind of creepy...

Sedgewick: *is silent*

Feyla: *gives him a knowing glare*

Sedgewick: It was one time and I was very distracted and busy and I made it up to you.

Feyla: *long-suffering sigh* And you were very adorable when you did.

Sedgewick: I am not adorable!

Eleyna: He really isn't.

Broken up with someone?

Sedgewick: I do not woo a woman unless I am at least 95% certain about her. Or I was younger and stupider...

Fenroy: So what you mean is that you're always the one being ditched.

Sedgewick: Shut up.

Fenroy: Ooh, nice comeback. For me, twice, same girl.

Feyla: More than I've been dumped.

Sedgewick: *is suddenly concerned*

Eleyna: I wouldn't refer to it as a breakup.

Skipping the social media... Snuck out?

Sedgewick: *gives Eleyna the Parental Glare*

Fenroy: *smirks*

Eleyna: *unaffected* Many times.

Feyla: I was a well-behaved daughter. Or maybe just a goody-two shoes.

Wow, this thing is long. Okay everyone, speed answers.

Sedgewick: Night, cats, always busy, depends, I don't like the heat, but at least I won't freeze to death if I'm ever homeless.

Feyla: Day, cats, it comes and goes, clean, and heat because I hate being cold.

Fenroy: Day, dogs, I like being busy, I try to keep things clean, and heat.

Eleyna: *with zero inflection* Night, animals hate me, busy, other people clean so I'm not certain, and I don't care as long as Fenroy is there for me to either use as shade or steal warmth from.

Fenroy: *would have hearts in his eyes if this was a cartoon* How do people not find you the most precious, adorable thing?

Sedgewick: *gags one last time*

Whew, that was long. So, so long. Y'all were chatty. Anyways, time to tag some victims

@nightwraith17
LuckyPlum
@LKellim
Marc_Morrell