So those of you who know me know that I'm terrible at responding to tags. Not that I don't like them, I'm just incapable of not obsessing over everything I write (case in point; I rewrote the rest of this sentence twice) which makes me either stress out and forget or spend waaay too much time on them. That being said, I stumbled on this one again (ironically while working on a different tag) and remembered how much fun it sounded!

Tagged by @autumn_sunfire (sidenote: my autocorrect thought you should be autumn_gunfire just in case you're looking to mix things up, haha). Tag invented by @nightwraith17 .

Character most likely to clean-sweep a buffet:

Fenroy. The guy's over six feet tall and still spends time in the guardsmen's training area, so he can pack it in.

Most likely to never, ever be able to turn down a dare, no matter how risky:

Hmm, I'm going to go with younger Fenroy for this one. He's mellowed out now, but he's always been a bit of a thrill chaser. There's another character that would fit this better, but you guys haven't met him.

Most likely to express ardent disapproval of social media but secretly have it:

Eleyna would scoff at it as a time waster but secretly have an account on Instagram or Tumblr where she'd post her angsty poetry and lovey-dovey verses she'd written about Fenroy.

Most likely to burn everything they cook and not really care:

Protip: never let Eleyna cook. It's bad. It's really, really bad. She tried cooking as a present for Fenroy once and after they put out the fire, he told her a better present would be a promise to never get near unprepared food again.

Most likely to never go to the dentist and snarl at everyone that they're perfectly fine while their teeth are falling out:

Sedgewick, maybe? He does have a reckless disregard for his personal health. And the tendency to forget minor things like, you know, sleeping and eating. Thank goodness he has Feyla to take care of him. *rolls eyes*

Most likely to buy Girl Scout cookies seven times because they can't say no every time a kid rings the doorbell:

Sedgewick AND Feyla. They both love kids and just couldn't stand to say no. Fenroy and Eleyna might buy some the first time, but the Girl Scouts would have Sedgewick and Feyla's place marked with dollar signs on their map.

Most likely to lose everything important, such as phone charger, driver's license, library books:

There's one guy who might fit this, but you haven't met him (same one as earlier).

Most likely to use big, impressive words for the sake of sounding pompous but in reality have no idea what those words mean/how to pronounce them:

Little Princess Glemdring. She'd spout off words she heard from the Important Grownups around her in an attempt to sound mature and dignified even though she hasn't quite gotten the hang of the meanings.

"Daddy, Uncle Sedgewick says you're incompliment."

*Fenroy's ear twitches while he imagines punching Sedgewick* "Incompli— Do you mean incompetent?"

*stomps foot* "That's what I said."

"Do you know what that means, Sweetie?"

*gives him big, adoring eyes* "It means you're so great you can't be complimented!"

Most likely to accidentally spend four hours on YouTube:

Hmm, maybe Feyla?

Sedgewick: "Dearest, you're not still mindlessly staring—"

Feyla: "It's not mindless staring! I've learned six different ways to curl my hair overnight, solved five riddle games, rewatched all my favorite musical scenes, and— Sedgewick, look at these cats! Aww, they have brain freezes."

Sedgewick: *starts paying attention at the word "cat"* "We should do this. I just bought ice cream to go with our Girl Scout cookies."

Feyla: *clicks on another cat video*

Both: "Awww..."

Telemachus: *Hisses and runs away*

Most likely to actually be a fan of the Star Wars prequels:

Beryn might get into the whole convoluted politics scheming. Fenroy would probably secretly like all the flashy fight scenes.

Most likely to end up with a ton of stray dogs/cats/whatever that they planned to take to the shelter but just got too attached:

Sedgewick might do that with cats.

Finally, most likely to have a Wattpad account:

Eleyna would have one for said angsty poetry.

Fenroy would have one just to read Eleyna's stuff.

Sedgewick would not have one.

Feyla would have one and her library would be full of formulaic romance novels about moody, misunderstood wizards who are tortured by their past before being reformed by the plucky, blonde heroine.

Tagging: If you want to do it, consider yourself tagged!