'We've been walking for hours!!' I whined.

'You're not even walking...' BEN sighed, crossing his arms.

'No but I'm boooooored!'

'Jesus christ CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR FIVE SECONDS?!' Jeff screamed.

'...'

'...'

'...'

'It's been five seconds~'

'Fucking Hell, woman!' The two boys growled in annoyance.

'Pfft, sorry...' I snorted 'It's just a little uncomfortable back here...'

Jeff grunted, before flipping me over so he was carrying me bridal style. 'Better?'

'Much,' I smiled slightly '...Thanks'

I swore I saw him blush for a second, but I chose to just shrug it off.

'Whatever... Now be quiet, we're almost there...' He muttered.

'Okay, dad...' I gestured, before shutting my mouth and crossing my arms.

(Ten Minutes later...)

'And, we're here!' BEN grinned, running over to the giant mansion.

'Christ...' I murmured under my breath 'It's huge...'

'Heh, that's what she said...'

'Shut up...' I sighed.

'Well yeah, about 9 killers live here.' Jeff smirked.

I tensed up in his arms, I really didn't want to be in a house where that many killers lived. Jeff took notice of this and chuckled.

'Don't worry, they know you're coming so they're not gonna kill you. Slender's orders.'

'Promise?' I asked as I looked up at him with puppydog eyes. Again I thought I saw his cheeks had dusted a light shade of pink.

He nodded and whispered a 'I promise...' In a slightly softer voice than usual, before returning to his usual smug self. 'Now, let's go inside sweetcheeks.'

'You gonna put me down?'

'And risk you runnin' away? Ha, not a chance!'

'Pfft, figures...' I pouted, crossing my arms and looking away.

Jeff smirked, before signalling BEN to open the door. He obeyed, and the two boys busted in yelling:

'YO BITCHES! GUESS WHO'S BACK?!'

The four people that were sitting around in the front room turned their heads to us, and immediately focused on Jeff and I.

'So... Enjoy your honeymoon?' One asked while sniggering. He had brown hair, and a blue mask covering his face. He wore a dark grey hoodie, and black jeans, along with black and white converse.

Jeff and I gave him a disgusted look, before staring at each other blankly. 'Ew...' We muttered, before Jeff purposefully dropped me. I fell on my butt, yet again, and yelped in pain.

'WHAT THE FUCK?! Assface...'

'You're heavy, my arms were about to snap...' He shrugged.

'Am Not!'

'Are Too!'

Everyone in the room laughed, except for me. I sat crossed legged on the ground, pouting with my arms crossed.

'Okay, that's enough joking around.' the masked dude, who joked about Jeff's and my "honeymoon", walked up to me and offered his hand. I stared at it for a bit, before hesitantly taking it and hauling myself up.

'Thanks...' I murmured, avoiding eye contact. (Heh, eye contact...)

'No problem.' he replied softly 'By the way the name's Eyeless Jack, or E.J for short.'

'Eyeless... Jack?' I cocked my head to the side, wandering what he meant. E.J chuckled, and lifted his mask. Revealing ash grey skin, and black eye sockets with Black liquid running down his cheeks. Yup, he was definitely eyeless...

'Anyway,' E.J cleared his throat 'Over there is Laughing Jack, or L.J for short. And those are two of the three proxies, Hoodie and Masky.'

I looked over at the three other presences. And confirmed there was a tall black and white clown-like creature, who had long black hair a spike for a nose, and sharp jagged teeth. And two boys. One in a yellow hoodie, which hid most of his face, causing only a pair of red eyes to show. And the other wore an orange hoodie, and brown hair that fell over his mask, which had black eyes, and lips which formed into a pout. I gave them a shy wave, which they returned with a smile.

We heard someone running down the stairs, and yell: 'Hey Masky, have you seen my-' the person stopped as soon as he saw me. He had light brown hair, yellow goggles, and a mouth guard

covering his mouth. He wore a brown hoodie, denim jeans​, and black converse. His face immediately lit up once he saw me and he ran towards me in excitement.

'Newcomer!' He squealed as he attempted to tackle me. I panicked and dodged with a side step, and then​ my reflexes took over making me elbow the boy in the back. He fell to the floor with a thud.

'That's Toby.' Everyone said in unison.

I stared down at Toby, and guilt immediately ran through me. 'Is he gonna be okay?' I asked.

'He'll be fine, after all he can't feel pain.' Hoodie explained with a shrug.

My eyes widened, and I was about to say something further about it when:

'Oh My Gosh, there's a princess in our house!' a cute little girl with long curly dark honey hair in a pink dress ran up to me, jumping into my arms. I spun her in a circle and held her close.

'Hi~' She said sweetly 'My name's Sally. What's yours, pretty lady?'

I blushed at her calling me pretty, and smiled 'I'm (Y/N). Pleasure to meet you Sally.' I giggled and gently placed her feet back on the ground. I then proceeded to kneel down in front of her so our faces were level.

'Are you actually a princess~?' She asked with hopeful eyes.

I chuckled 'There are only two princesses in this room. And I believe one of them is you~' I say as I boop her nose, making ​her giggle.

'Are you the other?'

'Nah, it's not me...' I smirked.

'Then who is it?'

*Cue dramatic drumroll please*

'Jeff...' I snickered, pointing at the ravenette.

'WOAH WHAT?!' he yelled.

Everyone bursted out laughing, even Jeff cracked a little smile.

'Hehehe, I like you Miss. (Y/N)' Sally giggled 'You're funny~!'

I felt like my heart melted as I lay a hand on my chest. Sally gave me a quick peck on the cheek before running back upstairs. I stood up quietly, before letting out a huge fangirly squeal and jumping up and down, while flailing my hands all over the place.

'OHMYGODTHATWASSOCUTEITLITERALLYJUSTMADEMYDAY!'

'So you do have a heart...' Jeff chuckled.

I shot him a glare. 'What is that supposed to mean?!'

He shrugged, placing his hand in his pockets 'Nothing, just that when I killed your mom you-'

'WHAT?!' The six other boys yelled as their attention snapped to Jeff.

'He killed my mother...'

'Yeah and she didn't even cry, it was kinda boring...'

The group switched their gazes from Jeff to me, and then vice versa. Before shrugging and going back to what they were doing

We all suddenly heard a loud bark, and a large husky ran up to me. He tackled me to the ground and began licking my face. I laughed and rubbed the fur on his neck.

'Smile! Down boy!' Jeff chuckled as he pulled the dog off me, then offered a hand to help me up. 'You okay?'

'Yeah,' I smiled sheepishly, and took his pale hand. 'But my ass has seen better days...'

Jeff smirked. 'Do you want me to kiss it better~?'

I gasped, and my face turned bright red. I scowled and continuously punched him in the arm. 'FUCK NO! PERVERT!'

'Okay, okay! I'm sorry!' He laughed while blocking my attacks. Soon Ben had to grab my arms and pull me away.

'Woah, calm down feisty pants!' He chuckled.

'Let me at 'em! Let me at that Assblasting Bitchaloid!' (If you get that reference I love you ^^)

'Ahem!'

We heard a cough, making us turn our heads. There stood the tall, faceless monster that haunts old photos and stalks children. He had Sally on his shoulder, who was giggling at my childish actions. I straightened up, and fixed my clothes and hair, before coughing awkwardly and standing still.

'(Y/N), correct?' The creature... smiled? I couldn't tell because he has no face. And beckoned me to come over with an outstretched hand. 'I believe we haven't met.'

I shrunk back, slightly nervous to approach him. That is until E.J, Ben, and Jeff placed a hand each on the arch of my back, and gently pushed me forward. I let out a deep breath, and approached creature. I hesitantly took his hand and shook it, forcing a smile as I stared up at his non-existing face.

'Y-Yeah... nice to meet y-you...'

He chuckled, and gently patted my head. 'I see you're nervous, but there is no need child.'

'What, Me? Nervous? Pfffft, no...' I laughed awkwardly.

'Why da fuck you lyin'~?' Jeff and Ben sang quietly, and I sent them a hardcore death glare.

'Anyway,' The creature started. 'As you may or may not know. My name is Slenderman.'

'Oh believe me, Mr. No-face. We know.'

'Hey! That's rude, Luna!' I snapped, hitting my forehead with my fist.

'Luna?' Everyone said in sync.

'Don't. You. Dare!'

'Luna's the name of the voice in my head, it's short for "Lunatic"' I shrugged, and smirked at the sound of Luna growling.

Slender stared at me blankly, (yes I know, he has no face. But just humour me for a bit will ya?) before saying in a slightly​ dark voice. 'Child... how long have you had "Luna" in your head?'

'Uhh...' I rummaged through my brain, trying to remember when Luna started talking to me. 'It's hard to say for sure... but I guess it was round about when my dad died when I first heard her voice...'

'Actually it was the exact same night.'

'Scratch that, Luna just confirmed it was on the same day he died.'

The room fell silent, and all eyes were on me. A few of the others exchanged concerned glances, and a couple of whispers were exchanged across the room.

'What?' I asked, raising an eyebrow at the group.

'(Y/N)... You... wouldn't happen to have any birthmarks, would you?' Slender man asked as he put Sally down.

'Odd question...' I muttered, scrunching my nose in confusion.

'(Y/N)...'

'Alright, alright! Yes I do. But it looks kinda weird... and I'm a little self conscious about it...' I cringe slightly, and lay a hand on my upper arm, which was where the mark was.

'May we see it?'

I bit my lip, not wanting to show these strangers my mark. But, just as I was about to object, Slender pulled down my hoodie to expose my shoulder.

'Hey!' I snapped, and swatted his tentacle away.

'Holy shit...' Jeff murmured under his breath. He, and everyone else were staring at my birth mark.

'Told you it was weird...' I pouted, and once again hid it with my hand.

'Do you know what that is, (Y/N)?' E.J asked me.

'Duh!' I scoffed 'It's a fork and a circle with pegs, obviously!'

The room erupted with laughter, making me raise an eyebrow with confusion and frustration. 'What?' I barked.

'A fork?! HA! (Y/N) that's a trident!' Ben blurted out as he hunched over and held his stomach.

'And those aren't pegs, they're horns!' Masky continued, while pulling up his mask and wiping away a few tears.

'Uhhh... sorry can you please repeat that?' I blinked.

Jeff grunted and walked over to me, pulling down my hand and pointing to the fork 'THAT'S, a trident. And,' he pointed to the circle 'THOSE, are horns. In other words it's a demon head and a trident.'

'IT'S NOT A FORK?!'

'Nope!'

I slumped my shoulders, and found a sudden interest for my feet. 'My whole life's a lie...'

'She's being kinda dramatic about this...' Masky whispered to Hoodie, who nodded in agreement.

'Shut up, Tim!' I barked, while pouting.

'How did you-'

'Bitch, I read the internet! Anyway, why are you making such a big deal out of my mark? It's not like it shows I'm half demon and also the daughter of a dangerous villain who is looking for me to capture me and break my mind to help them destroy the earth' I paused to catch my breath 'Right?'

The group of killers didn't say anything, they just stared at me with wide eyes and gaped open mouths.

'What?' I asked, tilting my head to the side.

'That was actually pretty much spot on...' E.J whispered.

'Pretty much?! Jack that was exactly spot on!' Masky scoffed at E.J while pointing at me.

'Say wha...?' I blinked twice, confused with the situation.

'I really don't blame you for being confused,' Hoodie started 'But what you just said is exactly right...'

'Was it...? huh...' I said casually, then it clicked in my head, causing me to panic 'WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!'

'Child, please calm down and let us explain-' Slender man started, but I cut him off.

'Calm down? Calm down?! Ha! Would you calm down if you just suddenly found out you are half immortal-'

'Child-'

'And victim of a possible kidnapping-'

'Child-'

'This has to be a joke! Yeah, that's it-'

'(Y/N)-'

'I can't be a demon! What if I lose control?! What if the power's too ​much for me-'

'(Y/N)-'

'And what if my demon parent or whatever is stalking me as we speak?! What if I'm seconds from being take-'

'(Y/N)!'

'WHAT?!'

'Why do you think we brought you here?'

I paused, and stared at the faceless creature with a frown. 'Well my original thought was you guys wanting to kill me...'

'Trust me, babe if that were the case Jeff would've done that already.' Ben smirked.

'Hey!'

'You know it's true Jeffrey~'

'Yeah but you don't gotta tell her that!' Jeff pouted, and crossed his arms over his chest. This made me wonder.

'Okay I'm confused...'

'Why is that, child?' Slendy asked me, tilting his head.

'You guys are supposed to be Serial killers, but right now you're acting like kids...' I pointed out.

'W-We never really had a childhood...' Toby murmured, staring at the floor.

'And besides, you're one to talk miss "I whine about everything".' Jeff scoffed.

'Do not!'

'Do too!'

'Nu-uh!'

'Yea-hah!'

'Nu-uh!'

'Yea-hah!'

'Both of you stop!' E.J snapped as he split the two of us up. Jeff and I gave each other one last death glare before turning our backs to each other and crossing our arms, pouting.

'Anyway, (Y/N) the reason we asked Jeff to bring you here, is because we want to protect you from your father.' Slendy explained, causing me to cock my head to the side.

'Protect me? Why?'

'Because if Zalgo gets his hands on you you'll be a fret to the entire universe...' Masky said quickly, and simply.

'Then... wouldn't it be easier to kill me to prevent any possible chance of that happening?'

'I don't know, do you want that?' Jeff smirked as he pulled out his knife.

'Honestly, Joker. I don't give a shit whether I live or die...' I stated as I once again turned to face him.

'Joker...?' Everyone murmured under their breath.

'Oh come on, can't you guys see it?' I scoffed while pointing at Jeff 'White skin, crazy hair, smile shaped scars, bloodshed craving? He's basically a teenage Joker!'

The group stared at the boy, deep in thought. Before letting out an 'Ooooooooh' in realisation.

'I never really noticed...' Ben chuckled.

'Nor did I...' Toby agreed.

'Ha, that's weird!' L.J laughed.

'So, Jeff, how's terrorising Gotham going?' Masky smirked under his mask.

'Shut up! You guys suck!' Jeff growled and sent me another death glare, before walking over to the living area and throwing himself on the couch. He lay down with his arms crossed, eying us and pouting.

'Pfft, anyway Slenders as you were saying?' I smirked, before turning to the tall creature.

'I was saying. We don't want to kill you-'

'That's debatable!' Jeff yelled from the couch.

'Quiet! Anyway, we DON'T want to kill you. Because we believe you can kill Zalgo, since you are equal in power.'

'Ha! That's rich. Sorry to break it to ya, but I have no powers.' I scoffed, crossing my arms and rolling my eyes.

'That's Because you never tried. Listen, you have shapeshifting powers. Try imagining what you want to transform into, and concentrate on that. That should do it.' Hoodie explained.

I stared at him in disbelief, my arms still crossed, before sighing in defeat. I remembered I always wanted to know what being a Mei'fwa felt like (Mei'fwa=cat person. Also A+ if you know where that's from) and decided to focus on that.

I pictured having fluffy (F/C) ears and a tail, and focused hard. Soon I felt a fuzzy feeling, making my eyes flutter open. All boys were staring at me with bright red faces, causing me to give them a confused look. 'What?'

'Y-You have c-c-cat e-ears...' Hoodie whispered, twiddling his thumbs.

'And a tail...' L.J continued.

'You're a kitty~!' Sally giggled as she grabbed my tail, causing me to shudder.

'OW!' I hissed. 'Wait... if I felt that... that means... Get me a mirror!'

Sally ran upstairs, and then ran back down with a pink frame mirror. She handed it to me, and I looked into it. Shock ran through me.

'Woah... I'm a Mei'fwa!' I laughed happily, while twitching my ears. Which caused Jeff to squeak and cover his mouth.

'What's up with you?' I asked him, raising an eyebrow.

'I just...ugh...It was cute alright?' He muttered with his mouth still covered, causing his voice to become muffled.

'Oh, was it now?' i smirked as I handed the mirror back to Sally, before standing in the middle of the room. Everyone stared at me in confusion, understandable since I was just standing there, like a statue.

Then I bent my legs slightly and bawled my hands into those paw like fists, and turned my head to the side before saying 'Nya~' in a very cute voice.

All the boys' noses started to bleed, making me and Sally laugh out loud. That was until Toby began to twitch violently and every once in awhile, crack his neck.

'I-I'm sorry...' He whispered 'I-I just c-can't control it sometimes...'

'Oh... something about Toby. He... has-'

'No need to explain, it's Tourette Syndrome, isn't it?' I gave a sad smile.

'H-How did you k-know?' Toby ticked.

'I had a friend with Tourettes once, so I know what it's like...' I sighed, then noticed that Toby looked really upset. 'Dude don't worry about it, I'm not weirded out or anything.'

'B-But my t-tics-'

'Are nothing to be ashamed of. Besides, I think they're cute.'

Toby blushed, though it wasn't very noticeable under his mouthguard. I giggled and changed back to normal. I then once again turned to Slender man 'Okay, so I can shapeshift. But how is that gonna help kill a demon?'

Slender man rested his hand on my shoulder, giving me a strange tingly feeling. 'That's where we come in. We can teach you everything you need to know, and train you to kill. And of course protect you from any kind of fret.'

'Uh huh... so what's the catch?'

'I beg your pardon?'

I crossed my arms and narrowed my eyes 'Offers like this always have catches or twists, or sometimes both. So go on, spill.'

Slender stayed silent for a few seconds, before letting out a deep sigh and removing his hand. 'You are smart, child. In order for us to keep a close eye on you, you're going to have to move in with us...'

'Is he for real?! Living with seven teenage boys, one little girl, one faceless man, and one dog?! Yeah (N/N) I'd bail while I still can...'

I completely agreed, and was all for this. 'Fuck that! I'm Outta Here!'

I bolted for the door, which was being blocked by the hylian known as Ben. I smirked and made a sharp turn, which ended in me jumping through and smashing a window. 'FREEDOM!' I yelled at the top of my lungs and threw my arms in the air as I ran as fast as my legs could carry me.

'GET HER!' I heard Masky yell, followed by a heavy amount of footsteps in the distance behind me.