I woke up in my bed. Wait? WAS THAT JUST A FUCKING DREAM?!

Why the fuck did I have a dream like that? I mean I have always hated him since childhood, but damn.

Wendy was beside me, I wanted to make sure if it was a dream so I asked her to tell me everything that happened

"Well you over slept and didn't come to the guild yesterday and today" she said

Thank fuck.

I walked in the guild, they beat me up, but it didn't hurt as much, sat down.

Conversation

*Natsu walks up to Diamond*

Diamond: AH FUCK. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE A GOOD DAY UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.

Lucy:What did he do?

Diamond: This bitch gonna breath.

Lucy: *looks at Natsu* Why would you do that?

Natsu: Ha-ha- fuck off

Diamond: You first, now what the fuck do you want?

Natsu: ..............SHUT UP.....

Diamond: Awww can't come up with a comeback? XD

Natsu: Dumbass

Diamond: That's ironic, dipshit

Natsu: You think your soooooooo smart.

Diamond: Right back at you.

Natsu:Since when?

Diamond:Childhood.

Natsu:..............

*Walks away*

I'm so fucking tired

So I plan on sleeping for 2-3...........days.

~3 days later~

I woke up. Hungry. Ate. Burped, it lasted at least 30 seconds.

I went to the guild. Talked with Lucy, Wendy, the exceeds.

~Night Time~

I was in my bed think and then I saw the weirdest shit.

I saw Gray, in a pink bra and thong, and a he was also wearing a ballerina toto, and twirling. I mouthed "What The Fuck"

That's gonna haunt me. Gray disappeared.  I fell asleep, had a nightmare about it. Woke up. Went to the guild got beat up. All the shit all over again.

Now bye peeps, dis chapter is ending

Hope you guys enjoyed that, it was boring since im really tired but see ya later
I do not own Fairy Tail
(Falls asleep)