{ Chapter 38: Ghostf**kers }
Millie being her typical joyful self, humming to herself carrying cups of coffee and a Frappuccino to her office at I.M.P Headquarters. She exits out of the elevator and greets the demons that are inside, including some of Verosika's crew.
"Howdy, Mister!" Millie greeted Josh and Milky. "Fine mornin'!" then to Kiki.
Millie kicks the door open.
"Another day in paradise!"
Upon entering, Millie realizes that her office looks like a complete mess. There are boxes opened, unopened, a cactus, and Loona looking tired and miserable, dead standing up, sleeping while holding a stuffed owl over a fire barrel, her hair messy and almost jagged. Loona hears the door open, but doesn't open her eyes, and responds to Millie while she throws the owl into the fire bin.
"Oh shit, it's morning." she stated tiredly.
Millie closes the door.
"Uh, yeah. Have you been here all night? And what are you doing?"
Loona takes the tray holding the caffeinated drinks without caring because she's completely tired.
"Blitz brought two hundred taxidermy owls, then said I couldn't go home until I burned..." she explained before whispering in stress. "All of them."
Loona downs all the drinks at once, dumping them into her mouth without caring for the cups and throws the tray away. There's a knock on the door immediately afterward, and Millie opens it, revealing Wally Wackford, now a taxidermy delivery service demon, with more boxes of taxidermy owls.
"Hey! I got an order here for a hundred more waaacky owls!"
Wally hands Loona over the clipboard with papers to sign the delivery, much to her distress because that means she's going to have to burn more taxidermy owls.
"Fuuuuuuck." Loona said in a tired and distressed tone.
"Hey, I haven't seen you guys in a while, heh! Do you like wanna hang out some-"
Millie slams the door right in Wally's face.
"Okay! That answers that I say, I say." Wally said from behind the door.
Millie takes the clipboard to check the papers and see how much Blitz ordered.
"Blitz is still sulking? It's been over a month." Millie throws the clipboard away. "And where is Moxxie? He didn't come home last night."
To answer her question, she hears Moxxie screaming from the other office room. She barges right in, knocking over the boxes to see who she can get feral on for attacking her husband. She sees Moxxie rambling through the papers and calms down.
"Honey...? You okaaay?"
Moxxie is in a complete frenzy because the table and the floor are littered with stacks of paper and boxes. The board above the table has many papers that show various notices like "Paid overdue", "Unpaid" and "Final Notice", revealing that I.M.P is about to go bankrupt due to Blitzo's reckless overspending.
"I'm stuck in a math nightmare!!"
Moxxie is having a panic attack and is hyperventilating hard as he picks up the papers to recheck his work.
"The numbers, the numbers, I can't make them add up! We're FUCKED!"
Moxxie is so stressed that he crawls over and cries. Mille comes over to calm him down.
"Come on, baby. It can't be that bad."
"He drained our pension, and used it to buy THESE!"
Moxxie grabs one of the boxes and opens them to reveal not taxidermy owls, but stacks of collectible dinner plates that has a real-life horse because of his obsession with horses.
"Damn. I've never seen him in such bad shape." Millie commented.
"Bad? Bad?! This isn't bad! This is just a" Moxxie knocks down stacks of paper next to him. "FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE!"
"I usually just give him space to work his shit out, but... Do you think I should talk to him?" Millie asked.
Moxxie does not answer because he's still in panic attack mode, rambling over the financial crisis they are in. He gets off the table and looks at one of the papers, crying in sorrow.
"We're gonna get audited, we're gonna be evicted, we're going BANKRUPT! Our lives are over Millie, all my hard work gone in a flash! Ohhh I should've been a theater critic, I have objectively correct opinions."
Mille leaves Moxxie over so he can get over his panic attack and moves around the boxes to check on Blitz while Moxxie is mumbling over, ignoring his wife. While she looks around the boxes, she hears both calling to Loona over Moxxie's mumbling.
"Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW!" Blitz yelled.
"We- we're gonna default. We're gonna default. And you know what, it's not my fault that we're gonna default. IT'S HIS FAULT!" Moxxie muffled in the office room.
Blitz looks even more miserable than Loona, as he's lying on blankets and large pillows, stuffing himself with processed cheese spread and a box of ice cream. From a different point of view, he would look obese. He eats his ice cream and cheese spread while watching a porn movie series called "Ghostfuckers" starring Bethany Ghostfucker, a A-list pornstar. She navigates around a spooky room with more sexual gestures.
"Oh, ooh, okay. I am getting a real sexy energy from this room! Oh, there is definitely a fuckable spirit here."
"Yeah, get that spooky ghoul cock, bitch." he grinned.
"Blitz?"
Blitz overhears Millie calling to him, and the scene switches to reveal his door has chains bolting the door shut and a paper saying "FUK OF" taped to it.
"Go away!"
"I'm comin' in." she warned.
"Read the chains!"
Unfortunately for Blitz, the door is a pull, and Millie opens the door without any difficulties, but irritation is written all over her face. She turns the TV off.
"Blitz, what are you doing? You've been in here watching this earth trash forever."
"I'M COPING!" he shouted.
"Yeah well...You've "coped" away every dollar we had."
Millie sits on the blankets next to Blitz who is playing with his spoon and flicks it until the spoon stabs one of the boxes while explaining his reasoning.
"Those plates are collectibles, Millie. I'm gonna sell 'em next year for three times as much and then I'll have something to show for it when the things I care about vanish."
"Mmmkay. You know, my mama always said, the best way to deal with being sad...is the sweat and blood of hard work. Washes the tears right off."
While Millie was talking, Blitz got the remote with his feet before using his tail to turn the TV back on.
"I don't need any of your "folksy-doxy" fucking country wisdom, Millie. I need to watch the Ghost Fuckers get dicked down by a disembodied spirit and eat my feelings til I die from a heart attack or diabetes, whichever pops my heart open first."
Blitz fills his ice cream box with an entire can of processed cheese spread and then stuffs it into his face to suck in the entire ice cream from the box before eating it whole.
"I don't get it, Blitz. All this over a breakup?" Millie said with concern.
"IT WAS NOT A BREAKUP! You need a relationship for one of those and we never had that. And we never will." Blitz said sadly.
"Ohhh, Blitz"
Before Millie talks any more to get Blitz over with his not-breakup with Stolas, the phone rings from the reception room, and Blitz answers it.
"What?!"
Loona, still tired and miserable, is at the reception desk.
"We have a client." she informed.
"Tell them to FUCK OFF!"
Just as Blitz is about to end the call, Millie quickly calls back to the reception desk, telling Loona not to.
"Don't! I'll be right there."
Millie exits out of Blitz's office to come across Loona, still tired and miserable, listening to the most boring conversation with the Sinner Demon client named Rita was ranting on and on about how she was killed and sent to Hell for something bad.
"You know, my psychic told me I'd be going somewhere bad on Wednesday. I just thought she meant Baltimore, I didn't think it was..." she slamed the desk. "HELL!"
Loona looks like she did not listen fully, and nods only to pretend she understands.
"Mhm, mhm, interesting."
Loona notices Millie and grabs her to bring her in front of the client so she won't have to deal with any more nonsense from Rita, much to Millie's anger. Millie turns to the client.
"Oh look! Someone whose job it is to listen to you."
"What's going on?" Millie asked.
"Okayyy! From the top. I went for my usual tarot reading last week, and-"
"No, no. Fast forward to who killed you." Loona cut her off.
"Ohhh, m'okay. Yesterday I was killed by the evil ghost haunting a spooky hotel." Rita explained spookily.
Millie and Loona look incredulous when the client claims to be killed by an evil ghost. They are confused because they know that there are no such things as ghosts since they're all demons, and if a human soul dies on Earth, they either go to Hell as Demons or Heaven as Angels.
"Um. Ma'am. I don't know how to tell you this, but when humans die they either end up here...or uspooking." Millie said awkwardly.
"Ohhhh, okay." Rita inclined her head. "I don't understand."
"She's saying ghosts aren't real, lady!" Loona stated harshly.
A red alert light breaks through Blitz's door windows, indicating that Blitz heard everything from the office. Then, Blitz smashes the door going through to see if the client was telling the truth about being killed by a ghost, visibly enthusiastic.
"Ghost!? I heard ghost. Where's the ghost I can fuck- er, hunt?" he asked rapidly.
"Blitz, calm down! Someone killed this lady but it wasn't-" Millie started.
Blitz does not want to hear any objections and gets right into her face.
"Millie! Let me have this."
"But-"
Blitz really wants to "hunt" the ghost so much he pulls out his freebie card that says, "Unconditional Support", which reveals that whenever Blitz is stalking Mille and Moxxie, he gets to use one of the freebie holes for Mille to punch. Knowing that Blitz needs to get over with his not-breakup, Mille takes a deep breath and sighs. She takes the freebie card and punches a hole with her knife.
Blitz takes the card back and comes over to the client, asking questions about her killer.
"Alright so tell me what it looked like, starting with its hotness and tightness. How many- how many abs would you say you witnessed?"
As Blitz escorts the client out of the office, Millie is relieved Blitz is back to his usual self, and turns to Loona, who is sleeping until her nose forms a bubble, and when the bubble pops, Loona is jolted awake.
"Well. At least he's out of his office! And if I'm gonna talk sense to Blitz, then I'm gonna need help."
Millie took out her phone to call Danika to have a backup for helping Blitz.
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Meanwhile in Danika's bedroom at the mansion...
She was lying back on her bed calling her boyfriends in the face time through her computer and they were talking about Blitz being desperate and miserable about his "breakup" with her father.
"And so Blitz was miserable about "ruining their lives" that he kept talking about, and I can't help my boss about his feelings or just don't want to talk about it." she finished her story with a sigh.
"We're so sorry about your boss, Dannyboo," Ozzie said sadly.
"And I know how he feels. Just like he accidentally set fire to the Circus, and he felt guilty about it and we made up for the past." Fizz added, looking concerned for his past best friend.
"Look, guys, it's just no matter if we put the past behind us, even for me for hiding my true form for so long, Blitz still feels bad about ruining lives and he can't get over it, not even once, especially between my dad and Blitz's bond being broken." Danika said while being sad about their relationship.
"Don't worry, Dannyboo, I'm sure one day you will help your boss and help him realize it." Ozzie assured her with a smile.
"Yeah, you're right. Thanks, guys, I really appreciate it." Danika smiled with hope.
"You're welcome, Dan." Ozzie said.
"And if that didn't work, you know you could hang out with us or... make a mess~~" Fizz added with a flirting tone that made Danika blush and smile.
"Oh....uh.... Well, we will see, and I'll let you know. Talk to you two later, boys."
"Bye, Dannyboo!" Ozzie and Fizz said in unison with a wave.
As she ended the face-to-face call, Danika was facing the ceiling thinking about helping Blitz with his problem and was willing to do anything to help her brother until she got a call on her phone, and this time it was Millie as she answered.
"Hi Millie, how is Blitz?" Danika questioned with worry.
"Not good, he's still miserable about the "break up" with your father." Millie answered with a sigh.
"I'm worried Millie, and there's gotta be a way to talk some sense into him."
"I know, and I need your help since he wants to do a mission about the client who's being killed by the hotel and thought will be a ghost to hunt." Millie explained.
"Un, why will there be a ghost on the mission?" Danika asked curiously.
"Long story short, he wants to get over his "not break up", also because he watched a show about hunting ghosts which there are no such thing as ghosts!" Millie explained while yelling about ghosts.
"Whoa, Millie calm down! Even though there are no real ghosts in the mission, we can at least talk with Blitz while he's on "ghost hunting" in the meantime." Danika explained.
"Well, it's worth the shot, but let's give it a try!" Millie thought about it and agreed.
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Outside of the headquarters, Millie brought down a box full of stuff that said "Gost Fokrz! Shit", meaning that Blitz is stocking up with random ghost-catching gear and equipment to "hunt". As Mille sets the box down, Loona is also outside, looking concerned about how the job is going to play out. And Danika who just arrived in her owl demon form to help out while planning to help her brother with his heartbreak.
"I don't know if this is a good idea." Loona doubted.
"He'll be fine. We'll check the place out, see what passes on Earth for creepy, and Blitz will get all this out of his system. You just need to keep an eye on Moxxie, he's a little-"
To prove her point, Moxxie still in complete distress over the possibility of a bankruptcy which may also ruin his career and job was going bonkers to the point he smacks his head to the window, making it crack and ripped his shirt off.
"BANKRUPTCY, BANKRUPTCY, BANKRUPTCY!"
Millie and Danika cringes at the sight of Moxxie's panic attack.
"Upsetti." Millie finished.
"I have never seen him so stressed out. It's concerning." Danika commented.
"I don't take orders from you, grandma." Loona glared.
Millie looks despondent and almost like she's begging Loona to do it.
"Look, me and Danika can't keep both of them out of trouble at the same time. I need your help. "
Loona looks away, unsure.
"Please?"
"Don't do it because you were forced to, do it for Blitz's sake." Danika added.
Before Loona can respond, Blitz drives the I.M.P van with its logo being replaced with a picture wallpaper dubbed them as "Ghost Fuckers" to come pick up Millie and Danika.
"Get in losers, we're going ghost fuckin'!"
Danika raised her eyebrow and asked, "Did you say a Mean Girls reference?"
"...Maybe."
Seeing how much Blitz is going crazy with his not-breakup and his obsession to "hunt" the nonexistent ghost, Loona relents.
"Ugh. Fine. I'll watch the nerd. But you're the one cleaning off the van."
Millie is glad Loona can watch over Moxxie until they come back and gets inside the van.
"Thanks... Loona."
"We knew we can count on you." Danika smiled at her friend.
"Don't get used to it!" Loona shouted at Millie.
Millie takes the front row seat and buckles up while Danika sits in the back and buckles up as well as Blitz activates the Asmodean Crystal to open a portal to Earth at the place where their client was killed.
"Let's gape this hole wide open!"
Blitz floors it to make a very quick entrance through the portal. The van's tires screech as the vehicle zooms right through the portal. Unfortunately, when the van zips in, a crash noise occurs on the other side. On the other side of the portal where the distance between the van and the destination was very short, and the Imps and a human in owl demon disguise crashed into a gravestone with a skeleton being lodged between the broken hood and the stone.
"We're here." Blitz announced weakly.
Millie and Danika gets out after the unfortunate crash and Blitz looks around to see if they're in the right location.
"Huh, interesting. Aren't we supposed to be at a haunted hotel?"
Blitz turns around and sees the most Halloween dramatic scene of the One Star Wonder, a creepy old hotel in the graveyard with lightning striking in the scene. Spooky music plays off. The hotel looks like it's been haunted with something paranormal, covered with broken windows and cobwebs.
"Oh-ho, yeah, this place is gonna be ripe with fuckable spirits." he chuckled excitedly.
Blitz opens his broken van door and checks on the box to get the equipment he'll need to "hunt" for the nonexisting ghost while Millie and Danika looks concerned over his erratic behavior.
"I gotta get a reading." Blitz continued.
"Blitz, look. I know this is fun and all but, come back to reality. You do know ghosts aren't real, right?" Millie said.
"But they are." Blitz defended.
Blitz gets back to looking through his stuff, which makes Millie more agitated to borderline angry, causing her to smack her palm to her face while Danika shakes her head with a sigh.
"Oh my fucking Satan."
Blitz gets the gear he needs; a "Ghostfucker" dildo that was supposed to "detect" the ghost, and a vacuum, which is actually a vacuum and not a real ghost capture machine. Millie looked confused while Danika looked disgusted to see a dildo he's holding.
"What is that?" Danika asked, referring to the gear he's wearing.
"You like it? It's Bethany Ghost-Fucker's Ghost Sucker 9000. Sure to get you a ghost after a ghost gets you...off. Only set me back a couple thousand!" Blitz grinned.
Millie is outraged while Danika is shocked that not only did Blitz spend the work's pension for his taxidermy owls and collectible horse plates, but he also bought the Ghostfuckers merchandises that costs another thousand, leaving them closer to bankruptcy.
"A couple what?!"
"Blitz! Are you nuts?!!" Danika shouted.
Pissed, Millie picks up a bone and throws it at Blitz for his careless spending.
"You haven't paid me in a month!"
Blitz turns on the vacuum and sucks the bone in before it can hit him.
"Uh oh! Looks like it sucked all the fun outta you." he playfully sucks on Millie's cheek with the vacuum hose. "Now hurry up and put this on, those ghosts aren't gonna fuck themselves."
Blitz hands the girls clothes to wear. Millie's costume is a male cameraman while Danika's costume is a sexy personal assistant. Danika cringed at the short skirt and the slightly revealing button down top. She also was provided fake glasses and a scrunchie to put her hair up in a tight bun.
"Why am I the assistant? Can't I just go as myself? My clothes that I am wearing now are fine," Danika asked Blitz.
Blitz side hugged his human sister and replied, "Because Bethany has an assistant on the show and her assistant is human, so loose the owl demon and put your necklace in the van. I need you to play her. Plus, it is my day to find this ghost and you said you will help me."
"Fine, but you owe me an actual Earth ice cream sundae when this is over and you owe me a weekend off," Danika said firmly.
Blitz smiled and squeezed Danika tightly. "That's my sister!" He released Danika before saying, "Now let's get this fucking ghost!"
As Blitz walks away in excitement, Millie is getting more riled up with Blitz's shenanigans to the point that she wants to take a knife and stab him hard. She takes another deep breath and exhales to calm herself because Blitz needs to "hunt" ghosts to get his spirits back up. Danika immediately calms her down by rubbing her back.
"He needs this. He needs this. He needs this." Millie repeated, straining.
Millie keeps her nerves and she and Danika, who transforms back into a human, follows Blitz. Upon entering the hotel, lightning strikes and Blitzo turn on the dildo to "detect" any ghosts, until it comes in contact with the hotel manager, Rolando.
"Welcome to the One Star Wonder, where it's a wonder we still have that star." he greeted, tilting his head. "How may I help you today?"
"We're filming a very special episode of my hit show and we're gonna need access to every room in this dump." Blitz explained in a valley accent, handing him his card.
Rolando frowns and grabs Blitz's info card.
"Christ, you Hollywood assholes are pushy little pricks." he cursed, adjusting his glasses and examining the card before looking up at Blitz, who quickly changed his expression to match the card's face. "I can't just give you keys to every ba- Well snap me in half! You're Bethany Ghost-Fucker from that one show..."
"It's called Ghost Fuckers, idiot." Blitz fake smiled in annoyance.
"No, but you're getting close." Rolando said, making Blitz's eye twitch. "Anyway, I am glad to see you folks. We've been having more...disturbances than usual lately."
"What kind? Se- sexy disturbances?" Blitz asked, shaking his fake book chest and making Danika look at him awkwardly.
Rolando slams 3 crime scene photos on the desk.
"The kind that are killing my guests!"
In the crime scene photos, there are three people who were murdered: one was being levitated, one was bisected with its guts spilled out, and the third was decapitated. This got Danika concerned, knowing this was serious, and was surprised that the hotel wasn't shut down from murders. Plus she recognizes one of the victims who was their client.
"Well there definitely ain't no such thing as ghosts. But we'll get to the bottom of what's killing your guests." Millie said with a promise.
"Uh yeah, except ghosts are real, cameraman." Blitz pointed out in a valley accent again.
"They're a conspiracy, Bethany," Millie argued through a strained smile.
Blitz argued back in a valley accent and raised his butt in the air.
"Uh, then what do I plan on fucking tonight, cameraman?"
"None. And stop being so gross." Danika deadpanned.
"No one asked you, my assistant Dan..." Blitz paused before thinking of a name to call Danika. "Danielle."
Danika gave him a look. "Really? That name?"
The lights in the building start to flicker spookily, which frightens Blitz.
"Ah! Where's my lube?"
Rolando face-palms himself over their idiocy and gets to the point. "Look, real or not, this shit needs to stop."
"Uh, then we'll need those keys, cocksucker. Every last one of them, keys and condoms, hand 'em over." Blitz ordered in a valley accent.
Rolando digs through his drawers and picks out the keys to every room in the hotel and a bunch of condoms, which grossed Danika out again. He gives them to Blitz.
"Oh, I just can't tell you how glad I'll be to be rid of them. Just do me a favor and clean up any fluids left behind." Rolando swiped off some condoms on his desk. "They already killed my last cleaning lady, now I'm stuck with this."
Rolando gestures to someone behind the counter, and Blitz, Danika, and Millie peek over to check. Turns out, there is a hunchback bellhop man with deformed eyes and drooling named Toledo the Igor behind the counter. Blitz, Danika, and Millie grimaced at the sight of his disgusting form.
"Eugh..."
Toledo tries to speak with drool spreading everywhere.
"Buh- buh- bitch- bitch!"
"Poor thing can't even blink," Rolando said in pity.
"No promises! Heh. Come along Mil...ton and Danielle." Blitz said.
The girls sighed before they followed "Bethany."
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The hallways with Blitz, Danika, and Millie investigating the rooms for any signs of ghosts to "hunt". As they get past a painting portrait of Rolando, its eyes move to follow their movement like a Scooby-Doo scene. Millie and Danika are concerned that Blitz is just usin the job as an excuse to hide his emotions from his not-breakup and Danika will think at any time to help Blitz with his problem just like how Blitz helps hers and they walk past a ringing phone with its cords cut off.
"Blitz, we have a job to do." Millie reminded, passing by the old telephone ringing. "Someone killed that lady and it wasn't no phantom, so we should be tracking-"
"Woah! Mils, just 'cause you're a hick does not mean you can drop that f-bomb all willy nilly." Blitz said, poking Millie with the dildo. "They hate that word."
"I- what? What "F"?" Millie questioned.
"Yeah, what??" Danika questioned also.
Blitz quickly placed his finger to shut Millie and Danika up.
"Sh-shh- sh, shut your bigot mouth, I'm gettin' a reading."
"You're not even getting a reading! That's just a dildo still on!" Danika exasperated.
Blitz turns to the dildo device to a hotel room that he was sure there are ghosts he can "hunt". He takes out the keys and is about to unlock the door before Millie and Danika jumps in front of him to stop Blitz from opening it.
"Hold on, there might be someone in there!" Millie warned.
"And maybe someone that's trying to sleep or have privacy!" Danika added.
"Yeah you bet your ass there's someone in there! A ghost, about to get a mouthful of si... si... I don't know, SOMETHING SEXUAL!"
Blitz does not want to hear any more objections from them and unlocks the door, kicking it wide open with the vacuum ready to snare the ghost inside.
"LOOK ALIVE, YOU UNDEAD COCK SLEEVE!"
Turns out, there are no ghosts, but an elderly couple in bed reading their books. Blitz turns the vacuum to the couple and sucks in the blanket and the books, which makes the couple shriek in fear in their underwear. Danika immediately gets out of the room to prevent looking at the undressed couples.
"So sorry, sir and ma'am!!" Danika shouted to the opened door.
"Prepare to get sucked off to the astral plane BITCH!" Blitz grinned, getting on the bed and flipping them off.
The couple are so scared that the husband hugs his wife to comfort her.
"Oh my, Dolores!" Husband said.
Millie walks right in and stops Blitz.
"Damn it, Blitz, they aren't ghosts! These are just shriveled humans!" She paused when she heard Danika cleared her throat and was tapping her foot. "No offense to them or you Dani."
The husband takes that as an insult and gets off the bed with his fists ready to duke it out with the Imps. He brings his hands into a boxing form.
"Think you're pretty slick, huh? You looking for a fight? I'll give you a fight!"
Millie does not want to deal with an old man who couldn't even fight back and turns to Blitz.
"Let's leave these two-"
Before Millie can even finish her sentence, a fist came right into her face and punched her so hard that she flew back and crashes into the wall, making a hole of her figure behind.
"OOF!"
It turns out the feeble old man is not so weak and helpless as it seemed since he just cratered Millie into the wall. Blitz was flabbergasted that the old man could deck Millie to a pulp with a single left hook. His eyes wide and mouth agape at the sight of the punch. Even Danika was just as flabbergasted as he is as she slowly walk away from the room to investigate the crime scene, alone.
"I fuckin' beat the Nazis, and I'll beat you too, bitch!"
The husband notices Blitz behind using his vacuum to "suck" him in evne though he isn't a ghost.
"Look out Millie, he's a patriot!" Blitz shouted.
Dolores points at him.
"Get him Harold!"
Harold tries to make a left hook at Blitz, but he dodges it and punched Harold back before he flees, crashing into the wall Millie went through, leaving a hole of his figure behind. Blitz grabs Millie and they started running. Dolores comes out of the room.
"Get back here you red, little shit! Get back here!" she yelled, grabbing her walking cane and started running after them. "AHHHHH!"
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Dolores was still searching for the demons through the hallway. As Dolores walk past a housekeeping cart, Blitz and Millie peeks over to see if Dolores is gone. When she is, Blitz gives Millie a thumbs up to know it's all clear.
"How dare you hurt my Hermie, I mean Humie I mean...fuck! Why am I chasing you again, I don't know, but I'm fucking angry!" Dolores called out.
Blitz and Millie are being chased by not just the old couple, but by every guest they bumped into. Blitz and Millie stumble upon a food court. Blitz uses his vacuum to suck in a plate of spaghetti in front of a young couple while Millie records with a camera. After that, the young couple were pissed, and they started chasing the demons out of the cafeteria. They bump up to the next floor using a cart to get into more rooms. In a split-screen scene, Blitz, in the upper screen, scans the room for more ghosts, and Millie, in the lower screen, peeks over with her camera to see, only to stumble upon a hot couple about to have anal sex before they notice her. Millie flees in embarrassment before the demons are spotted by a crowd of humans who want to hurt them. Blitz notices them, and wants to get right at them before Millie pulls his shirt over and runs away.
In a background between the demons being chased by humans, a mirage scen shows various antics the demons did or went through: Blitz was choking a human to death with a rope; Millie was looking around with her camera; Blitz about to be sucked by his vacuum; Blitz using his dildo to shove it right into a man; Millie gets smacked in the head with a walking cane; Blitz making a sexy Bethany wink, which attracts Toledo.
Then there's a hall with six doors, three on either side. Blitz and Millie running to the door at the middle left; Dolores runs to the door on the lower right. A hot couple and Dolores from the upper right to left, but Dolores stops when she spots Blitz and Mille riding a cart from the middle left to right, and makes her run to the middle right. Blitz and Millie runsfrom the lower left to the right with Blitz laughing at the food couple. A bald man runs from the upper door. Blitz was being chased by Toledo at the middle left to right. Strangely, just as Blitz and Toledo enter, the food couple was being chased by Blitz and his vacuum. Millie carries the food cart from upper. Dolores runs at the lower left to right. Millie pushes a cart carrying Dolores from lower right to left. The hot guy was being chased by Toledo. The hot woman was being carried by Blitz from middle right to left. Millie was chased by the food couple and Dolores lower right to left. The cart pushes itself from upper right to left. A bald guy runs in the middle right to left. The scene ends with Blitz and Millie bumping into each other from the middle row.
The humans emerged from the upper and lower doors surrounding the demons before they dogpile onto them, fighting in the cloud, but Millie and Blitz evade them and runs to where the scene switches to the pool where Danika is, who was shocked to see them being chased. The humans were chasing them to a dead end with an air duct ventilation. Blitz knows he cannot fit into the vent if he still wears the vacuum, so he ditches it and throws the vacuum over to Dolores, knocking her down as the demons successfully escapes into the air vents with Danika quickly following them behind.
After a long and funky montage, the imps continue their search for the ghosts. They crawl into the air vents, with Millie looking more angrier by the second, with Blitz and Danika following right behind her.
"What is going on? Why are the humans chasing you?" Danika asked.
"It's a long story..." Millie said through her gritted teeth. "But I would say this, it's his fault."
"I see..."
"Wow, nice one, Mils."
Blitz checks the dildo for more signs of ghosts, which was clear that it's just a dildo that vibrates and doesn't even work.
"I think I found the problem though! The readings were coming from above us, so let's get up there and--" he bumped into Millie's butt when she stopped. "oh, ass!"
"Enough!" Millie shouted, catching Danika off-guard.
Blitz nearly drops his dildo and looked at Millie.
"What?" he asked.
Millie comes clean and wants to end Blitz's ghost hunting shenanigans.
"I'm done. I don't wanna play ghost hunter with you, and I-"
"Uh, It's ghost-fuckers."
Before Blitz could put back on the Bethany hat, Millie grabs it to make him stop.
"I wasn't done! You know, I always love to have fun with you, and I ain't said boo to you moping around like a sad sack for weeks. But we have bills to pay."
Millie shoves the hat back to Blitz.
"So look, you can go be pathetic and play sex ghosts, if that's what you need to do, but I gotta get this job done!"
Millie is done with Blitz and crawls to the left where the vents split into two directions. Danika was stunned to see Millie this angry at Blitz. Blitz, outraged by Millie abandoning him, faces to the right.
"Fine! Who needs you anyway!?" he shouted back, putting the hat back on and speaking in a valley accent. "Bethany Ghost-Fucker works ALONE!"
Danika feels conflicted on who she should follow as she looked from side to side before deciding to follow Millie to see if she's doing alright.
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