{ Chapter 35: Mission: Weeaboo-boo }
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Target: Duncan Graves
Location: Seattle, Washington USA
Description: Crazy, shy, and a Social Media guy
Info: He has killed the client in an attempt to assassinate him based on the movie he watched too much, which the client didn't, and was just telling him that he needed to stop spreading weird fanfics online about assassins and demons that are... disturbing. Too disturbing.
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At night, Danika, in her human form on Earth, is hiding in some bushes as she talks to Blitz on her phone.
"No, Blitz, I don't need help to take down some social media guy, after all this is my first or second or how many solo missions I've done. You just kill your target in the boring suburbs in the boring town of Rockview. While I'll kill my target in Seattle, Washington, so don't worry about me. I'll be fine. See you at the office, boss!"
Danika hangs up and sneaks over to the house; she peeks through the living room window, sees the target's parents watching TV, and chuckles. She climbs up a tree and sees the target in his bedroom while on his computer doing another fanfic online about assassins and demons while being frightened.
"This is too easy."
Danika traverses the branch, opens the window, and climbs into her target's room, just before pulling her gun and sneaking up behind him.
"Oh, after this solo mission, my boss will surely let me handle it all by myself, and nobody will stand in my way, not nobody not no how."
As Danika moves to shoot Duncan, he hears a footstep and he turns to see a dark figure with purple eyes glowing ready to shoot him, and he screams at the top of his lungs.
"AHHHHHHHH!!"
Along with Danika, who also screams to be spotted.
"AHHHHHHHH!"
As she screams, she falls backward into the dark while shooting her gun but misses the target and hits the wall instead.
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Duncan's parents, hearing the commotion upstairs, looks disgusted.
"Ugh, must be watching the demon movie again." Mr. Graves said with a knowing look.
"Why won't he stop?!" Mrs. Graves groaned in frustration.
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Back upstairs in Duncan's room
"Who... are you?! Show yourself?!" Duncan questioned, yelling.
"I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch." Danika answered while remaining in the dark with glowing purple eyes.
"Come into the light, so I can see you better!" Duncan demanded while narrowing his eyes to look closer.
As soon as Danika stepped out of the dark to reveal herself and into the light, he saw the beauty of the human girl with a gun holding up to aim Duncan was lovestruck as pink glitters are all around her while she flipped her hair to show her sparkling eyes and the background was playing "Hello" by Lionel Richie for a short time and he was dripping saliva. Danika looked weirdly at him and snapped his fantasy to wake him up.
"Fuck. How are you doing?" she said.
"Oh... Uh, me, I was uh... nothing." Duncan was speaking gibberish. "I have noticed your beauty, and thank goodness that you're not a demon or an assassin."
"Well, yes and no. I am human, but I'm coming from Hell and I am an assassin here to kill you." Danika corrected him while holding a gun in front of her.
"A human from hell?" Duncan was surprised. "I have never heard a human went to Hell before, and I have never seen a beautiful female assassin." he continued, blushing.
"Huh. I'm quite flattered, but why do you ever think of that?"
Danika takes a look around Duncan's room and immediately sees just why-- a poster of assassins, books of demons, and collaboration of action figures from the movies.
"Oh, I see what you mean." she said in realization.
"So what's your name?" he asked shyly.
"Uhhh. Danika." she answered awkwardly.
"What are you gonna do to me, Dannyboo?" Duncan asked, lovestruck.
"Uh. First of all, don't call me that. Only my boyfriends can call me that. Second of all, apparently, nothing while you're acting crazy and weird." Danika pointed out.
"I thought I was afraid of assassins, but I can't help falling for you." he said, leaning against the bookshelf.
"What? No, I'm already taken and humans are not my kind anymore." Danika corrected, bewildered.
"If you say so, M'lady. I mean..." he blushed about what he just said and walked over to Danika. "It's like I have no control over my system for a lovely assassin like yourself."
He took her hand and kissed it, but she was grossed out at the contact.
"Okay..." she cringed.
Duncan then turned away from her dramatically.
"But your beauty is too powerful for me to corrupt!"
"Oh, thank fucking Satan." Danika facepalmed herself.
"Satan? Is that your lord?" Duncan questioned shyly.
"Well, yeah." Danika answered sarcastically.
"The one you plan to tell me more about demons and assassins?"
He gasps and rushes to his computer and starts typing rapidly, the words coming at practically warp speed.
"But once you tell me about it, you realize you could never go through with it because I'm the only man who could ever make you feel something after being the first human in Hell!"
He stops typing and starts walking over to Danika again.
"And since you live in hell, the demons and assassin will be with you forever and ever! And I'll never be afraid ever again!"
Throughout Duncan's whole rant, Danika is even more weirded out than she was before, and at the end of it, she finally had enough.
"WILL YOU JUST STOP FOR ONE SECOND!? Look, I was sent here to kill you, alright? You were a bitch online one time because you killed a client for watching way too many movies about demons and assassins like me and that's a good reason but I don't make the rules, oh well."
"You want to kill... me?" he asked.
"Oh yeah. Even more now." Danika answered with a grin.
"And you're also a demon?!" Duncan asked again, shocked.
"Yes, it's a long story." Danika sighed and deadpanned. "Look, whatever gets you there. Can you just hand over my gun so that I can shoot and put an end to this nightmare??"
"But if I do this, then I'll be afraid of demons and assassins again?" Duncan asked, looking unsure.
"Mostly, yeah but some demons can also go there for fun and away from the humans."
Duncan had some thoughts about the killing for a moment before he agreed and handed her a gun and leaned back against the wall, ready to be shot.
"Make it quick, my demon! So that we can be together forever!"
Danika shoots her gun right into his heart. Duncan gasps, just before he moans like he's having an orgasm. Danika is incredibly disturbed.
"Eugh. Can you please stop enjoying this so much? Fuck."
"I will see you... on the other side... my- Dannyboo." he whispered out.
As Duncan dies, Danika shoots him several more times just for good measure, a completely done-with-this look on her face.
"Shoot. Shoot. Shoot. Well, glad that's over." Danika said, unamused.
She then opens her portal by using her magic, just before she steps through back to Hell.
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Moments later, Danika is back in her boss's office along with Blitz, who's back from his solo mission at I.M.P Headquarters, on the cell with their client.
"Hey, yeah, it's done. So you can go ahead and wire me that money now, and I'll go ahead and never think about this night ever again." Blitz ended the call and turned to Danika. "So, how was your solo mission?"
"Oh, don't ask, boss, he's the craziest and the total nerd boy I have ever shot, and I'll never see him again." Danika deadpanned before asking. "Yours?"
"Same." he answered, deadpanning as well.
Suddenly a voice is heard outside the office window, Blitz, Danika, and Loona have wide eyes.
"I'm here, Blitzy-kuuun!!"
Blitz peeks out the window and finds to his horror that Emberlynn has become a catlike Sinner Demon and is right across the street from his place of work!
"I saw your billboard! I'm here for you, my love! I'll be by your side forever! BLITZY-KUUUN!!!!"
Blitz slides down from the window, creeped out about her finding him, and about how she's still obsessed with him. Danika laughed and recorded with her phone.
"Can't believe it, Blitz, you have a stalker after you killed your target?"
"Yes, and stop recording!" Blitz yelled in embarrassment.
"Oh man, this is gold! I mean what else could be wrong about it?"
Until another voice is heard and Danika's eyes get wide open again with a red face and Blitz gets a grin smiling as "You were saying?" look. Next to Emberlynn is Duncan again just arrived in hell and he has become a sinner demon who is now into demons and assassins.
"I'm here, M'lady!"
Danika looks out the window and finds Duncan in horror.
"Look, Danika! I'm a demon too! And now we can be together forever and ever! Dannyboo!"
At the same time, a familiar grey and blue short haired human girl was walking past by with a pink and white spider demon and a familiar red winged cat demon when they stopped to see two demons screaming at someone at the IMP building. They looked up to see Blitz and... their eyes widened in shock to see Danika.
Danika, who didn't notice the three bystanders, walked away from the window and she and Blitz were both hiding from their stalkers who were obsessed with them.
"Uh... Angel? Husk? Is it just me or am I high? Because I just saw..."
"Another human like you in Hell? Yeah. You're not the only one seeing this, Damari." Angel answered, speechless.
"The fuck?? I didn't even drink and I'm already seeing a human girl with an imp?" Husk questioned.
"We'll... get to the bottom of this later. Let's go." Damari suggested.
"Sure. If you ever bump into her, let us know." Angel said.
"Yeah."
Damari, Angel, and Husk then left the scene before the two stalkers noticed them.
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