{ Chapter 30: Mammon's Magnificent Musical Mid-Season Special Pt. 2 }
Fizzarolli enters his dressing room, hyperventilating as slams the door behind him. He runs over to his makeup desk and looks at his reflection in the mirror, still panicky.
"O-Okay, Fizz. You can do this. You can do this. You can do this. It's okay, it's fine. You have a show to do soon, it's fine." Fizz assured himself, breathing heavily.
Fizzarolli wipes sweat off his forehead before realizing he took off some of his makeup. He looks in horror at the mirror to see that the scar above his left eye is still visible.
"Oh- oh no, oh- no, no, no, no. No, no." Fizz gasped, straining and hyperventilating.
Fizzarolli gets a makeup brush and he tries to apply it to the scar, but his hands are shaking too rapidly. He retrieves a heart-shaped make-up kit with Ozzie's name on it, and opens it up to reveal a heart shaped mirror.
"It's okay, you're fine. You need to be fine." he assured himself again.
"Fizz! Are you okay?" Ozzie and Danika appear through Fizzarolli's dressing room door.
"Why does everyone keeps asking me that? You shouldn't be here, Asmodeus and Danika. I'm fine, please!" Fizz turns to Ozzie and Danika.
Asmodeus tries to enter the room, but due to his tremendous size, he cannot get through the door. Snapping his fingers, he shrinks down to a much smaller size, allowing him to enter the room and walk over to Fizzarolli. Danika gets inside Fizz's dressing room without a problem and she transforms into her human form.
"Come on, Froggie/Fizzy..." Ozzie and Danika said in unison, placing their hand on his shoulders.
"I'm fine! I'm fine! Just needed a minute!"
Fizzarolli attempts to put his make-up on again, but his hands are still shaking.
"You aren't okay, you're shaking." Ozzie said with worry, taking his hands.
Feeling pressured, Fizzarolli gets up, walks away from the desk, and toward the poster next to the doorway
"Ozz, Dan, I'm about to go on for the finale, I need some time to mentally prepare."
"Fizz, come on! We're trying to talk to you, you can't force yourself to." Danika said.
"Ozz, Dan, I have to do this. This could be my last chance to prove that I'm still good at this. That it's not over! That I'm still good enough! It's not just Mammon." Fizz looks at the poster. "I'm fine. I just...need to be better." Fizz returns to the makeup desk.
"You think you need to be this perfect, model performer, but that's because Mammon is always forcing that image onto you!" Ozzie argued.
"But, everything I have is because of Mammon. I have this life. I have security. I have you. And I also have you Dannyboo. Without Mammon, I wouldn't be... I wouldn't have... I just... I have to win this." Fizz explained.
"Fizzie..." Ozzie and Danika said in unison, frowning.
"I don't want to lose." Fizz walks away "Because I feel like if I lose this, I lose you two."
This surprised Danika that he would think that way.
"How would you lose us?" Ozzie scoffs and holds Fizzarolli's shoulder. "Come on, Froggie."
"Fizz, why would you ever think that?" Danika added and held Fizzarolli's other shoulder.
Fizz pushes Asmodeus' and Danika's hands off his shoulders.
"You're only with me because of who I am at my best! I'm barely worthy of working with a King of Sin 'cause..."
He removes Jester's hat to reveal his broken horns and blotches, much to Danika's surprise and sympathy.
"THIS IS WHO I AM! Without all this, I'm just nothing, and Mammon made me this. I owe it all to him." Fizz's voice breaks and turns away in tears.
"Fizz, Mammon didn't do shit. You already were this. You'd be this no matter what! You are the most inspiring demon I have ever known, and meeting you was the best thing that ever happened to me. I adore your inventiveness, your attitude, and your resilience. And..." Ozzie nuzzled Fizzarolli's cheek, making Fizzarolli giggle. "you're just the cutest little thing alive. Also, you are a way better performer than Mammon ever was, and that's just facts."
"Fizz, I understand what you have been through with Mammon, just like I have been through with my no-good parents back on Earth." Danika added to her speech and she held both hands of Fizz and Ozzie. "But when I first came to Hell for the first time when Stolas adopted me as his daughter, it was also the best thing that ever happened to me. I got a new family, new friends and I even got new loves in my life."
Danika begins to blush and so does Ozzie and Fizz.
"I got everything I could ever want and you are the greatest, the most fun, and the most loveable clown than Mammon we could ever known."
"It's... It's hard, you know? To t-trust that. I... I just..." Fizz hugs Asmodeus and Danika. "I love you so much, Ozzie, Dannyboo."
"And, we love you, too, Fizzarolli." Danika said.
"And we would whether you win this bullshit or not," Ozzie added
"Well, I kinda spent my whole warmup having a panic attack, haha." Fizz said.
The song begins as Danika stands aside to admire Ozzie and Fizz's relationship and watch their sparks of love.
https://youtu.be/pZiNw3NvdhU
Asmodeus starts singing.
Crooked horn, crooked grin
Fizzarolli walks away, with a small smirk on his face.
You're a crooked, horny, freaky, little joker~
Fizzarolli sings next.
You're a Deadly...Sin
And I don't wanna hear another goddamn word about "Win, win, win"!
This made Danika giggle. Then Fizzarolli puts his hat back on, and Asmodeus takes his hands as they ballet dance across the room.
Oh, oh, oh
I think you're messy, but I'm messy too
No, no, no
I wouldn't clean a thing, when I ended up with you
Fizzarolli walks away for a moment, with an expression of doubt and sorrow on his face.
I don't know you waste your time on me
Asmodeus smiles with assurance.
Baby, all I got is time
Fizzarolli continues singing.
When there's so much I'll never be
This made Asmodeus laugh in disagreement.
Holy, shit!
Then Asmodeus holds his hand as the two of them stare each other straight in the eye.
Babe!
There's so much you can't see!
What can't I see?
Then Asmodeus and Fizzarolli resume their dancing as they do a duet together.
Oh, oh~
You're a broken record
Don't you ever shut your crooked little lips?
Fizzarolli smirks at Asmodeus.
What do you want me to do with my lips? Heh-heh
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli continues singing together, embracing each other.
Oh, oh, oh
You sure arе lucky
You make my crooked heart do frеaky, little flips
Asmodeus finishes the song.
You make my crooked heart do "froggie" little flips
Ribbit
This made Fizzarolli and Asmodeus laugh. Fizzarolli sighs happily before he and Asmodeus lean in and share a loving kiss, and Danika sheds a tear of happiness to see them in love and feel her heart filled with joy. Suddenly, they are interrupted when the door is kicked open by Burnie, who is swinging a dagger around.
"You're gonna listen to me now, BITCH-"
Suddenly, Burnie's head explodes, leaving only the outer layer remaining before falling to the floor. Asmodeus, Danika, and Fizzarolli stare at Burnie's corpse before looking over to the wall where the bullet responsible resides. The vanity mirror splits into two even pieces, marking where the bullet flew between them.
"Oh, so you are an item?" Blitz concluded.
He glares intensely at the two, before nonchalantly polishing his gun and puts his sunglasses back on.
"Well, congratulations, you fucking hypocrites."
As Blitz says in the last part, he looks grumpy at the two of them for their hypocritical relationship. Danika realizes it's Fizz's turn to perform his song for the final.
"Oh yeah, Fizz, you need to get out there and show everyone what Fizzarolli can really do." Danika encouraged him, but Fizz had other plans in mind as he held her hands.
"Actually, Dan, you need to get out there and show everyone what Danika Nightingale can really do."
Hearing that from Fizz surprised Danika, Ozzie, and Blitz.
"What? Fizz, are you sure? But I can not just show up on stage! It's a clown contest!" she asked.
"I know, Dan, but after what I said these awful things last time when you accidentally revealed your human form without telling me. This is how I made it up to you. You sing in front of the crowd and show what you made out on the inside."
Fizz did an unexpected that Danika didn't notice he dipped her and kissed her on the lips! Ozzie and Blitz were shocked as their eyes and their mouths were wide open. Even Danika was surprised before slowly kissing back as the two kissed passionately as they blushed and their feelings were stronger and bigger than ever before.
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Meanwhile, Mammon is dealing with the impatient audience, who are eager for Fizzarolli to perform.
"Uuuh- D-Don't worry, folks. I-I'm sure Fizzarolli will be out soon with a grand fucking performance." he assured them.
Until the stoplight shines on Danika in her owl demon form behind Mammom when she walks forward the stage to begin her musical performance.
"Don't worry, folks. Fizzarolli will perform, but first how would you like to see me perform from the princess?" Danika said as the crowd cheered.
Mammom growled in his weird way of agreeing to let her perform as he disappears and reappears back in his web-like seat with his Robo Fizz harem. The music started and Danika started to sing.
https://youtu.be/iktVDkrVNQ8
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh, oh-oh
You walk and talk like you're some new sensation
You move in circles, you don't need an invitation
You spend your money, you can't get no satisfaction
You play it right so you can get the right reaction
It won't be long, my darlin'
Pick up the phone, nobody's on it
Where are your friends now, baby?
All of the ones supposed to be there for
As she sings, Ozzie and Fizz take a peek at the curtains to see Danika performing and they're amazed and feel more in love with Danika either an owl demon or a human as long she is loved by the ones she loves the most.
You (You)
When you're falling down, the world starts spinnin' out
You (You)
When you're falling down, now it's not all about
You (You)
When you're falling down, you know I'll be around
When you're falling down, falling down
(When you're falling down, you're falling down, down)
(When you're falling down)
What's out of place when you look into the mirror?
The truth is blurry, but the lies are gettin' clearer
Your eyes are fixed, your smile is so elastic
You give me roses, but they're all just made of plastic
It won't be long, my darlin'
Pick up the phone, nobody's on it
Where are your friends now, baby?
All of the ones supposed to be there for
Mammon was not impressed by her song because she was not part of the contest, but she didn't care as long she was singing about her life in hell and surrounded by her new family, friends, and loved ones and she never forgot her moments and her adventures.
You (You)
When you're falling down, the world starts spinnin' out
You (You)
When you're falling down, now it's not all about
You (You)
When you're falling down, you know I'll be around
When you're falling down, falling down
Smile for the camera, everybody's lookin' at ya
Smile for the camera, 'cause they're all about to trash ya
Smile for the camera, camera, camera
Smile for the camera, who's gonna catch ya?
Danika summoned her magic to make her performance more magical and the audience was in awe as she began to sing with more confidence.
(Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah)
You (You)
(Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah)
You (You)
When you're falling down, the world starts spinnin' out
You (You)
When you're falling down, now it's not all about
You (You)
When you're falling down, you know I'll be around
When you're falling down, falling down
Smile for the camera, everybody's lookin' at ya
Smile for the camera, 'cause they're all about to trash ya
After her performance ended, the audience was cheering and Danika filled her heart with joy and took a bow, she looked behind to see Ozzie, and Fizz gave her a thumb up and blushed.
"Thank you. I performed for the ones who appreciated me the most and loved me the most. And now for the last performance for the best clown and one of my closest friends of all: Fizzarolli!"
Danika went to the back of the stage to be with Ozzie and there was a huge blue-colored explosion of smoke, Fizzarolli appeared on stage, before an audience who cheered and clapped. The smoke clears to reveal a propped set with Fizzarolli at a deck. He puffs a cigarette that glows blue, before blowing neon blue smoke in the air for a dramatic effect. He begins singing.
https://youtu.be/s9HyDRpJrsw
I have wasted time
I have seen my use
Fizzarolli stands up and walks across the set, passing by four photos showing Mammon's abuse toward him.
I have packaged and sold every part of me
Suffered a lifetime of abuse
Then Fizzarolli grabs a bottle of booze to drink, only to find that it's empty.
I have lost myself
He throws the bottle away and falls to his knees toward Mammon's spot in the audience in mock worship.
I have worshipped at your feet
Then he picks himself back up and gestures toward the Glam Sisters, who are watching from behind the curtain.
And here I am, standing on top of the world
With some bitches to defeat
A spotlight shines on the sisters, momentarily stunning them. They flip Fizzarolli off as the curtain closes behind them.
I've played the game
I've won it all
As he walks forward, Fizzarolli gestures to the cheering crowd, and then to a hellhound who lowers his Robo Fizz to give him a blowjob.
They've screamed my name
They bought the doll
I've seized the day
Fizzarolli looks down at his shirt and rips his sleeves off.
Now I'vе got one thing left to say-ay-ay
Fuck you!
The stage lights up as some pyrotechnic effects spell "Fuck You" overhead.
Herе's my two minutes notice
Fuck you!
Fizzarolli hops onto a ball, rolling across the stage, and bounces it into the air to flip off Mammon again, landing on a second ball.
Time to quit and smell the roses
Then he pulls a giant bouquet of flowers out of his shirt and tosses it to the audience.
Say goodbye,
A few fans run away in an attempt to avoid being crushed by the giant bouquet of flowers. Fizz, leaps off the balls and lands back on the stage with a middle finger raised at Mammon.
While I look you in the eye and say "Fuck you!"
Then Mammon sits back in his web-like chair munching on popcorn as a small portal begins to open up beside him.
"Interesting song. Wonder what 'fuckin' ' this is about." he commented with wonder.
(Fuckity, fuckity, fuckity fuckity you!)
Asmodeus' and Danika's head pops out of the portal momentarily with a smirk.
"It's about you." they both said in unison.
(Fuck you!)
"Wait, what?"
Asmodeus and Danika vanish back inside the portal just as Mammon looks around, wondering who is talking to him.
Fizzarolli continues his performance with a light show, displaying more on how Mammon had been treating him.
I have taken shit (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
A giant silhouette of Mammon crushes Fizzarolli under its foot.
Been crushed under your heel (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Then Mammon spits out his popcorn and laughs, as if he doesn't know what the message was all about. His laughter in-song is replaced by a much deeper laugh from him. Fizzarolli is then pulled up by wires on his cufflinks, spinning him around until he is disoriented.
I have suffered for profit and suckered for fame (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
An illustration shows a glowing green point, representing the fortune Fizzarolli has made, before a black, almost draconian silhouette of Mammon appears to circle around it, smothering the glowing light.
Made a fortune you could steal (Ooh-ooh)
Then Fizzarolli rips the cufflinks off of his wrists and lands back on stage.
I've had enough
I've hit the wall
Suddenly, he gets a phone call from Mammon (nicknamed as "Master"), with both call options being 'pick up', but he ignores the call and tosses the phone behind him.
I'm tired of taking your calls
Then Fizzarolli lights a match on his one of his artificial arms and writes "Fuck You" in the air with the flames above him.
It ends today
Now there's just one last thing to say-ay-ay
Fuck you!
Asmodeus sets a baton on fire using his breath and Danika tosses it to Fizzarolli. Then Fizzarolli twirls the baton and flips off Mammon again.
I wish I'd said it sooner
Fuck you!
Then Fizzarolli tosses the baton into the air and spins around, ripping off the bottom of his shirt to show off his midriff and poses seductively as he catches the baton with his mouth, catching Asmodeus and Danika off guard.
Cut you off, just like a tumor!
Then he spins the baton and flips off Mammon once more, emphasizing his wish for Mammon's death.
Hope you die
He turns his rear to the camera and pats it as the camera zooms in.
Kiss my ass goodbye, you cuck
Fuck you!
Asmodeus and Danika smile fondly at Fizzarolli. Suddenly, Ozzie looks down and covers his lower half with the curtain, while smiling sheepishly. Seeing that made Danika blush. Then Fizzarolli jumps into the audience to amp up the crowd.
(Eeugh—) Have you ever felt sick and tired of doing
The same shit everyday with your anger brewin'?
Eatin' shit for a boss that you're sick of obeyin'?
If you ever felt the same, let me hear ya say it!
Then Fizzarolli jumps back on stage and guides the audience to sing along with him.
Did you ever think I was gonna stay?
Spending life bent over with your fist in my "a"!
Some of the crowd stops singing and look on confused. Fizzarolli then runs up a lit set of steps onto a coffin prop at the top, standing at the edge of the coffin before falling inside, in a stereotypical 'dead' pose.
Slander me, say I'll never work in this town
If I stick around, I'll be six more feet under the ground
The music pauses for a moment before Fizzarolli springs out of the coffin prop and swings around on trapeze ropes above the stage after he tears off his Victorian-style collar.
Fuck you!
(Woah-oh-oh!)
Here's my two minutes notice
(Suck it, greedy bastard)
Fuck you!
(You're a fucking ass clown)
Time to quit and smell the roses
Say goodbye, too late to apologize!
While swinging around, Fizzarolli notices the hellhound from before humping his leg. The hellhound is shot by Blitz, from the roof of the stage.
So, this is it
Then Fizzarolli lands back on the steps. After a small moment of hesitation, he pushes the coffin prop over and calls Mammon out.
Mammon, you sad sack of shit!
Then the audience stops singing along and looks up at Mammon. Mammon, finally getting the message, surges with electricity in anger as Fizzarolli finishes out the song.
Fuck you!
Then signs rise behind Fizzarolli with different ways to say, sign, and spell out "Fuck You" along with the audience chanting the words.
(Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you)
You bitch! Yeah!
Then the crowd erupts with applause as Mammon angrily pushes over the Robo Fizz applauding and grabs a bag of popcorn from the second Robo Fizz to eat while brooding. Then Fizzarolli looks over at Asmodeus and Danika, who gives him an encouraging thumbs up, and then walks toward the audience.
"Thank you all so much. You know, it's always been one of the greatest thrills of my life performing. And I'm so glad to bring you all one, last show."
As he speaks, he looks to see the young imp from earlier waving to him. Then Fizzarolli says "Thank you" to him in sign language, which makes him smile.
"Cuz' now... I quit!"
The swelling music cuts out at the line "I quit" before Fizzarolli drops the microphone and walks away, leaving the audience booing and gasping in both shock and confusion. Mammon stares wide eyed before spitting chewed up popcorn at the remaining drag Robo Fizz.
"WHAT?!"
Then Mammon disappears in electric green smoke, and he appears right in front of Fizzarolli as he walks away, holding his scepter up close to his throat.
"QUIT?! You miserable piece of shit! What do you mean quit?!"
Fizz pushes the scepter away from his throat, unfazed.
"I mean, I quit."
He walks around him.
"I'm done." he continued before speaking in Australian accent. "G'day, mate!"
As he mocks Mammon, Fizzarolli flips two middle fingers at him while he stretches away, with his arms following after a second of staying in Mammon's face. Mammon growls in fury before six eyes appear above his standard ones, while electricity coalesces around him. Then he snarls before shouting and then explodes in a massive cloud of crackling green smoke. Fizzarolli looks behind him, to see an enormous metallic spider leg with a dark tip slams just inches away from him, while Asmodeus and Danika watch behind the curtains in rising anger.
"Oh, that motherfucker." Ozzie glared.
"That no-good greed spider." Danika growled.
Then the giant spider leg pulls back, tearing at the stage as it does so. The dissapating smoke reveals a giant green cocoon that begins to split apart.
"YOU FUCKING UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT!"
From the giant green cocoon, Mammon bursts out in his full demon form, dwarfing Fizzarolli and dispelling the remaining smoke. Then he roars loudly and furiously as he looks down at Fizz, who stands his ground scowling confidently as Mammon leans forward into his face.
"I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING! YOU ARE PRACTICALLY IN MY IMAGE! I RAISED YOU LIKE THE SON I DIDN'T WANT!"
Mammon points his much larger finger at Fizzarolli, but he slaps his hand away and stares him down without fear, crossing his arms confidently. Mammon stares back in rage, but he notices a giant seal behind Fizzarolli, and suddenly, there's a burst of flame, followed by Asmodeus roaring in his full demon form.
"YOU'D BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP, MAM!" Ozzie warned in a demonic voice.
Danika also showed up in her owl demon form standing protectively by Fizz full of anger and prepared her magic and spells in case as her body is covered with purple flames with a hint of galaxies.
"AND YOU BETTER NOT MESS WITH US, BITCH!" Danika added with a raging voice.
"Ho-ly shit! I say, I say." Wally Wackford said, surprised.
"Ha-ha, no. Look who's acting like a big fuckin' hero." Mammon gets up close to Asmodeus and looks at Danika for a bit. "Careful what you say, Ozzie. Wouldn't want your little secrets getting out, would we?"
"I don't care anymore!" Ozzie gets in Mammon's face.
"Ozz?" Fizz and Danika said with worry in unison.
"Because if you let him quit, I could tell everyone here that you-" Mammon started.
"What? That I love them? Well, I do!" Ozzie stated confidently.
Fizz and Danika get briefly embarrassed.
"I knew it, I knew it!"
The audience went on fangirling. Mammon stares in surprise as, instead of laughing at Fizzarolli, Danika, and Asmodeus, everyone immediately goes down to their phones, all overlapping each other as they text and memes, all while saying "I knew it". Mammon just looks down blankly scratching his head in confusion and embarrassment.
"Oh...uh, shit, ah, you dirty bitch." Mammon slithers around Asmodeus, Danika, and Fizzarolli. "You are gonna regret revealing that, Ozz."
Mammon gets closer to Danika to share a warning.
"And you better watch what you just say, Princess Danika, because I also know your little secret but I'm just waiting for the right time so you better watch out."
Mammon chuckles confidently as he crawls up to Fizzarolli's face to snort green smoke at him. And Danika got worried about how he knew her secret. As his laughing continues, Mammon provokes an enormous implosion around him, causing a huge cloud of crackling green smoke to engulf the circus tent; everyone besides Fizz, Danika, and Asmodeus screams as the theatre collapses around them. When the cloud dissipates, Asmodeus shelters Fizzarolli and Danika under himself to protect them, and once he sees that they're safe, the latter starts hugging the former's face, much to Asmodeus' happiness. From behind the curtain, Glitz and Glam are seen collapsed, Glitz on top of Glam, before Glitz gets up.
"So, does that mean we win?" she asked.
Glam gets up as well, and they both look confidently at each other, before a big wooden plank falls on top of them.
"ACK!"
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The limousine driving away, running over a photo with Mamon and Fizzarolli. Inside it, Asmodeus, Danika, and Fizzarolli still being all lovey-dovey, Blitz being squished between Asmodeus and the left wall of the limo.
"So, uhm, who tops?" Blitz asked cheekily.
Fizzarolli and Danika groans as Asmodeus grins at them.
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