{ Chapter 27: Oops }
In Asmodeus' palace, inside the bedroom, Fizzarolli and Asmodeus are sleeping together in the same bed. A cuckoo clock featuring a rooster with an erected penis goes off, which wakes up Fizzarolli under the covers
He punches the clock and stretches hHis arms out to the kitchen, scaring a laundry succubus wearing an apron and matching black lingerie and knee-high boots, destroying a chandelier, and pours himself some coffee. But, he burns himself so he takes the whole pot back, passing the same laundry woman from before, making her twirl in place, and sets it on a desk. He stretches out grabs one of his hats, and stretches. Fizzarolli grabs the coffee and drinks it, before putting it away and stretching himself above Asmodeus.
"Rise and shine, Ozzie!" he greeted.
Fizzarolli shakes an airhorn and blows it, startling Asmodeus, who lays back down.
"Huehahahahaha!"
"Ugh, again with the horn?" Asmodeus groaned, turning in bed and covering his head with his pillow.
"Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!"
He blows the horn again before taking out a long scroll of list while wearing a glasses.
"M'kay, SO; Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vibrators. Then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vvvvibrators. And then, you have a nooner with Prince Stolas."
As he speaks, Asmodeus gets out of bed and puts on his robe.
"You scheduled me during lunch?"
"Well, you're pretty good at "squeezing things in"."
As Fizzarolli speaks he squeezes the robe in, eyeing Asmodeus' butt, before stretching onto his shoulder.
"But I left time for a big ol' breakfast!" he continued.
"Lemme guess, I'm handling that too?" Asmodeus asked in amusement as Fizzarolli stretch to the ground to face him.
"I mean, unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again?" he joked.
"Ahahahahaha— NO. Never again." Asmodeus laughed and got serious, showing that this happened before.
"Whaaat? Maybe I could burn the milk this time!" Fizzarolli chuckled.
"Stop........~" Asmodeus grinned.
Fizzarolli stretched up to his shoulder and placed himself on Asmodeus.
"OH! You know what I'm craving? Burgers!"
"No! It's too early for burgers, ya maniac!" Asmodeus said.
"Burger time! Burger time! BURGEE TIME!" Fizzarolli chanted and the two laugh together.
In the kitchen, while Asmodeus hums, making breakfast, Fizzarolli opens up a newspaper. An article reads- "King of Ozz—A HYPOCRITE?!" and on the bottom reads- "Dating a Daughter of Stolas??" Fizzarolli nervously crumples the paper, stuffs it into a trash bin, then proceeds to throw the entire bin out of a window but falls over, catching Asmodeus' attention. Fizzarolli quickly makes an attractive pose, which Asmodeus grins to it. The said trash can hits someone on the street. Asmodeus opens the door to the refrigerator, which lacks milk.
"Yeah, yeah, I know, I can pick up some more while I'm out today." Fizzarolli informed.
"About that..."
Asmodeus gives Fizzarolli his breakfast on a plate.
"You're still going to that contest rehearsal? Without me?"
Fizzarolli nervously smiled.
"Well, y-you have a packed day today, and I know you aren't big on the whole Mammon thing. So..."
"It's the Greed Ring. One of the cities is literally called "Ransom"." Asmodeus pointed out.
"Ah! You worry too much. You know I ain't afraid of ropes. 'Sides, I'm slippery~." Fizzarolli assured him.
"I mean, only after I..."
"What?" Fizzarolli asked with his mouth full.
"What?"
Asmodeus blushes a bit, trying to act cool.
"Come on, Oz! I can be on my own one day!" Fizzarolli said as Asmodeus took his plate and placed it in the sink.
"But you haven't been to the Greed Ring alone since becoming Mam's big brand figure."
"Yeah, I guess, but it's not like I'm gonna stick around!" Fizzarolli continued.
"I can get you an escort." Asmodeus suggested, scratching the back of his head.
"Augh! I can handle it! C'mon, Big Daddy. PWEEEEASE?"
Fizzarolli pulls puppy eyes on Asmodeus. This made Asmodeus snort and laugh.
"Well, you know I can't say no to a face that cute."
"Mhm! That's why I use it." Fizzarolli booped Asmodeus' nose.
"Just try to stay out of trouble, Fizzy-frog." Asmodeus playfully warned, twirling Fizzarolli's tail and pulling it back.
"Ahh, stop it!" Fizzarolli playfully pushed his face away.
"Noooo~!"
Asmodeus picks Fizzarolli up in a tight squeeze, laughing. A small succubus walks into the room holding a stack of boxes.
"Ozz, I have the new shipment of—"
She stops as she sees the two. Asmodeus and Fizzarolli stare at the worker wide-eyed.
"Ya mind? Trying to have an unemotional bang sesh here!" Fizzarolli glared.
Asmodeus quickly pinned Fizzarolli against the table and agreed.
"Yeah! Cuz we're so NOT in love!"
"Yeah! Love. Is. STUPID!" Fizzarolli added.
The succubus sets the boxes down and walks out of the room, staring oddly at the two before closing the door.
"Whew! That was close, huh?" Fizzarolli said in relief, making Asmodeus sigh.
"Just come right back when it's over, and keep your phone on ya, okay?"
"Got it riiight here!"
Fizzarolli stretches and grabs his phone.
"Be riiight back after! Don't worry, Ozz! I'll be super low-key. Nobody will notice me."
Fizzarolli sips his cup of coffee, while Asmodeus facepalms in doubt. Seeing that made Fizzarolli think for a moment before grinning. He goes into a contact and dialed a certain number and then calling it as it rings.
"If it makes you feel better, I'm calling Dannyboo to come and guard me." he said.
This made Asmodeus perked up and smirked.
"Dannyboo? Well, that's a wonderful idea. And may I ask why? Just so you can hog the attention from her?" he playfully teased.
"Mayyyybee!" Fizzarolli giggled.
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Meanwhile, in the Goetia Mansion kitchen, Danika, in her human form, can be seen cooking as she cracks some eggs into a bowl, places some flour in and mixes them all together with a hand mixer. Next, she pours the mixture into pancake sizes on a pan on the stove. Once the sides of the pancakes are cooked, she flips them over. Later, she flips them out of the pan where they land on a plate and adds chocolates. She lifts the plate up, pours a juice into a cup, places scrambled eggs and cooked bacons onto the plate next to the pancakes, and then places them in front of Octavia, who drools at the sight of her breakfast. Danika sits down next to her with her own plate as well. Octavia grabs a fork and takes a bite. Her cheeks turns pink, enjoying the taste.
"Mmm! This is so good!" she said mouthfuls.
"Thank you. Cooking is one of my special talents. I should have auditioned for Master Chef when I was still living on Earth." Danika giggled, taking a bite of her bacon.
Octavia laughed before pouring more juice in a cup. She looked over at Danika to see her cutting into her pancakes. Octavia was so used to seeing her in her human form for a while that it got her to ask a question.
"So, almost everyone knows your secret, you going to tell your boss Blitz?" Octavia asked, drinking her juice.
This made Danika stop for a moment and hesitant. Sure Octavia, Loona, Beelzebub, Vortex, Barbie, (sadly Striker), and now Moxxie and Millie know her human secret, but she hasn't told Bitz yet. She wants to tell him, because he is her boss, and he treats her like a brother, but something is just holding her back.
"Maybe... I will, but... I'm afraid he might try to kill me if he did find out that I'm a human since he killed a lot of humans on Earth. I mean, it's his freaking job! If he finds out that he's been working with a human all along who has been keeping a secret for the past couple months, I don't know how he'll handle it," Danika replied.
Octavia noticed it and patted her arm.
"Don't worry. I'm sure he'll understand. If not, then he's gonna have to go through me. I don't care if he and dad had something going on. You're amazing. You're different from your own kind. And I'm proud to call you my sister."
Hearing that made Danika smile. "Thanks, Via."
Their moment was interruped by Danika's phone ringing. Danika checks her phone to see who's calling her, and then she blushes to see Fizz's name and she answers as Fizzarolli's voice can be heard.
"Hey Fizz, what's up?"
"Heyyyy, Dannyboo~~"
This made Danika's face turned red and Octavia spit out her juice she was just drinking and slammed her cup down.
"WHAT! THE! HELL! DANI?!!!" she yelled at her older sister.
"This is not what it looks like! We didn't do it!" Danika quickly explained before greeting Fizzarolli back. "M-Morning, Fizz."
"How's your morning? You dreaming about me and Ozzie?" Fizzarolli asked in a flirting tone, which made Octavia stared suspiciously at Danika, who smiled nervously.
"I....I..." Danika was speechless that she couldn't say more.
"Anyway, I was asking if you would come with me to the Greed Ring because Ozzie is worried if I'm going to be myself and I need a bodyguard to protect me with your skills and a perfect time to hang out more." Fizzarolli explained.
"I don't know if I want to come because the last time I was in Greed Ring, Moxxie's father tried to marry me for an hier and I never wanna go back there again." Danika explained grimly.
"What?!/Say what?!!" Octavia and Fizzarolli exclaimed in unison.
"Nevermind that. Are you sure you want me to come over?" Danika asked.
"Positive! I'm bringing Precious with me along with others I want you to meet! They're just as cute as she is! And you can bring your pet along as well!" Fizzarolli said. "So, what do you say?"
Danika thinks for a moment and then turns to Octavia.
"Hey, can you cover for me?" she asked, knowing Stella will be watching over both of them.
Octavia sighed before reluctantly replied, "Fine. But you better give me an explanation about your relationship with that Fizzarolli."
"Deal, I owe you one!" Danika smiled, giving her a quick hug before talking back to Fizzarolli on the phone. "I'll be there."
"Great! I'll see you, Dannyboo~~"
With that, he hangs up and Danika quickly finished her breakfast and changed her clothes along with getting Aiden ready. She almost left her bedroom when she saw her necklace laying on her dresser. Danika immediately grabbed it and placed it on her neck. Instantly, she transformed from a human to her owl demon form.
Once she's all ready, she and Aiden sneak their way out of the window. Stella's shout can be heard and she sound to be on the phone with someone.
"I want that Stolas dead! You hear me?! How long will I have to wait?!"
This made Danika annoyed.
"The one who will be dead will be you, Stella. Once I deal with my family problem, it'll be you next..." she promised.
As soon as she and Aiden are outside of their home, she waits. Then the limo drives up and all the cute little hell dogs called quieves runs up to Danika and starts licking her to death.
"Ah!! No, no! Stop! That tickles!" Danika chuckled, trying to gently push them off.
Aiden is also in the crossfire as he was being sniffed and licked by the quieves. While Danika is happy that those quives liked her, she's worried they might accidentally lick her necklace off that held her owl demon disguise. Luckily, a whistle called out and the quieves immediately got off of her. She looked up to see Fizzarolli smile down at her in amusement.
"Hehe! Sorry about them. But they're excited to meet you." he chuckled.
"That's okay. They're cute. Oh, and meet my cute little pig Aiden." Danika introduced, getting up.
"Hello, Aiden!" Fizzarolli cooed, stroking the pig's head who snorted. "Now, shall we?"
He held out his hand and Danika smiled and took his hand before he pulled her inside and the door closed on them and the limo took off.
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In the Greed Ring, where Fizzarolli runs over a cup in a glamorous limo. He steps out onto purple carpet, while speakers and confetti blasters shaped like dildos pop out of the car. The confetti sprays over everyone, while one demon brushes it off, and another demon chokes to death on one of them. Fizzarolli walks off and Danika comes out after him with Aiden, in his harnest, following her and his quieves, come out the car and start to feast on the corpse. Fizzarolli claps and whistles to get the quieves' attention to get going. They arrive and spiral around Fizz, spinning him as he laughs. Roller skates come out of his shoes as he blasts off.
"Whoa! Girls, girls!"
"Whoaaa!!" Danika yelped with Aiden following alongside the quieves.
Fizz laughs and rolls around the block with his quieves, skating at top speed, knocking over demons and hitting a trash can. His visor's built-in wipers clean all the garbage off them, which surprised Danika.
"Man, it's great not being in the spotlight for once!"
"Uh..." Danika cringed, looking back.
All of the demons glare at Fizzarolli while Danika smiling apologetic at them. While he is skating, Blitz is currently getting kicked out of a coffee shop by a Hellhound.
"Look lady, it's not MY fault if you only know how to make coffee that tastes like piss!"
Fizzarolli and Danika becomes shocked, and he hits the brakes on his skates, while Blitz stammers in fear and covers his face.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA!"
Luckily, Blitz didn't get hit as Aiden snort in greeting at him.
"Oh, wow. Lookee who it is." Fizzarolli smirked.
"Oh, fuck... You again..." Blitz groaned, getting up.
"Stalkin' us now, huh?" Fizzarolli teased, removing the lens from his eyes.
"Hi, Blitz." Danika greeted her boss as her pig jumped into her arms.
"Oh, hi Danika... wait, why are you with the clown?" asked Blitz.
Danika looked conflicted as she answered, "Fizz invited me to hang out."
Blitz narrowed his eyes before saying, "You're his bodyguard, aren't you?"
Danika smiled weakly, not denying it. Blitz rolled his eyes before looking back at Fizz, who was glaring at the imp.
"And don't fuckin' flatter yourself, clown. I have my own life, y'know, without YOU in it." Blitz said angrily as he was not happy to see Fizz again while happy to greet Danika again.
"Uh huh, sure! Blitzo." Fizz said
"The "O" is silent now, bitch! And gee whiz, we've been in each other's relative vicinity TWICE, in the last FIFTEEN YEARS! That would make me, THE SHITTIEST STALKER IN HISTORY!" Blitz yelled at Fizz while Danika stayed away and worried about seeing them fight.
Fizzarolli pets his quiver and Danika pets her pig.
"Twice... IS ALREADY WAY TOO MUCH." Fizzarolli shoves Blitz out of the way and walks off. Blitz dusts himself off and glares at Fizz.
"Yeah, well at least I'm still actually working for my shit. And not getting everything handed to me like some pampered attention whore!"
Danika gasped in shock. "Blitz, that's so not called for."
"Danika, sweetie, don't defend the jester. Besides, you're supposed to be on my side since I am your boss! You're just hanging out with Fizz because he hired you to protect his sorry ass!"
Blitz has struck a nerve in Fizzarolli as he growls in anger. He calms down when his albino queef rubs against him and hands him a bone. Fizzarolli moves the bone to show the leash, with gold lettering saying "From Ozzie with 💛". Danika put her hand on his shoulder to make him look at her as he put his hand in hers and they smiled.
"Yeah, well... Guess that's what resilience and talent get ya." Fizz chuckles and Danika giggles. "Plus, my horns were always bigger than yours. Weren't they?"
Fizz looked back at Danika and grabs her hand. "Come on, DannyBoo! We have more important things to do instead of talking to this nobody. Hell, he's not even a good boss for you."
Danika looked back at Blitz to see his reaction. It grows silent for a bit, while Blitz stands in anger. Danika's eyes widen when she knew what Blitz was about to do.
"Blitz, hold on just one-"
Before Fizzarolli walks away or Danika can say anything more, Blitz charges at him and they start to get into a street fight. Danika let go of her pig's leash, as both her and Aiden ran to stop the boys from fighting.
The screen shifts upward to find a skyscraper-like building where Striker and Crimson unknowingly reside.
"So, you say you're good? 'Cuz we really need a big score right now." Crimson asked.
"The best, had a royal on the ropes just last week." Striker said.
Alessio pours him a glass of wine, while he follows up Striker's response.
"Sure, but not dead?" Crimson said blankly.
"It was... called off. But I have a body count in the hundreds! I ain't afraid to go after anyone. Women, kids-"
Striker's speech is interrupted by one of Fizzarolli's quieves getting launched into the window outside.
"And cute little-faced puppy-lookin' things. Don't matter!"
Striker then catches onto the fact that some drama is going on outside and notices a purple magic gently grabs the quief away from the window and places down somewhere safe. He walks over to the window to see the problem while listening to Crimson's judging.
"Hmm... I'll tell ya what. If you can deliver something of value... I'll consider it."
Striker smirked to see Blitz and Fizzarolli fighting with Danika trying to stop them with the quieves and Aiden watching sadly with the crowd around then cheering.
"Guys, quit acting like idiots and stop fighting!!" Striker heard Danika screaming at Blitz and Fizz.
He smirked before replying to Crimson, "One moment..."
Striker opens the window and pulls out his lasso. He ropes the root of the problem, Danika, Fizzarolli, and Blitz, into the room and slams them against the wall, laughing sinisterly. Aiden looked up to the window where his owner and her friends were kidnapped! The pig wailed in fear and he started to search for his owner Danika. Though at the same time, Danika's necklace went flying after slamming against the wall and Striker gracefully catches it with his tail.
Crimson was stunned for a second before smirking. "Hired!" he said and laughed.
Striker smirked at a shocked Blitz, who was scooting backwards towards the wall.
"Funny to run into ya again, 'Blitzy'!" Striker pulls out his knife and slides toward Fizzarolli, pointing it under the chin. "And with a famous friend..." he continued.
"Oh, fuck me." Blitz sighed as he slapped his forehead in embarrassment.
"For the record, we are not friends." Fizzarolli corrected, crossing his arms. "Except Danika."
"Oh, really? 'Cause I'm not sure if you know her as much as I do." Striker smirked, turning to Danika, who's checking for her necklace. "Ain't that right, Starlight?"
Danika's eyes widened in fear as purple magic swirls around her body, transforming her back into a human, shocking Crimson and his goons, Blitz, and Fizzarolli. Danika looks up and glares at Striker to see him holding her necklace in his tail.
"You little snake..." she sneered.
"Oh, shit..." Blitz voiced out, speechless.
"Danika...?" Fizzarolli called out, stunned.
Crimson is still shocked at the sight of her real human form before grinning nefarious, finding her even more perfect. Danika looked away from Blitz and Fizzarolli with shame and guilt.
"Sorry... You weren't supposed to know this soon..." she said to them.
"A human in hell?!" one of the goon cried out in shock.
"I guess the cat's out of the bag." Striker shrugged, turning to Crimson. "Let's just say Stolas, her adopted father, got that secret he's been trying to hide and it's that he's been hiding a human girl as one of this own daughters."
"Ain't that interesting?" Crimson hummed, grabbing Danika's cheeks to pull her close to his face. "Interesting indeed..."
Danika glowered up at Crimson in disgust and hatred.
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Meanwhile, in Asmodeus' factory just below his palace, where they manufacture things for Ozzie's, and for general Lust Ring products. Currently, they are creating a new toy to test for the new vibrator shipment. An imp flies away with a box containing the test vibrator, while we pass some painter imps working on dildos. A transition can show two more imps fighting with dildos on the job, while we now pass to a different imp carrying the same test vibrator.
"Larger, you can never be too large, you can never be too large." Asmodeus ordered and laughed.
A conveyor belt passing the test vibrator onto a hazmat-suited imp, who flies away to return the final product to Asmodeus.
"Hm... smaller, smaller. Get this spot right there, and that's good! I like... ooh, I like that, that's good, mhm!"
Asmodeus now has the test vibrator in hand, before handing it back to the hazmat-suited imp, then looks over a blueprint to see if there's anything else needing to be modified. Two succubi then put the vibrator into the test chamber to see the results. After everyone puts on safety goggles, Asmodeus gives the thumbs up and they turn on the vibrator. The vibrator shakes violently and explodes, leaving everyone scorched, and the project is a failure.
Asmodeus groans, sitting alone at his desk, missing Fizzarolli when he looks at a painting of them together. Lightning strikes, as Fizzarolli's eyes strangely glow blue. Asmodeus is startled, both by the lightning, and his watch, signaling an alarm for his noon meeting with Stolas. In the waiting room, Stolas is sitting on a couch until Asmodeus finally opens his doors.
"Stolas! Hey there, birdy babe. Haven't seen you since you crashed my club, how have you been?" Asmodeus giggled. "Still gettin' yo' kink on with that feisty imp?"
"Aha. Well, um, that's actually what I'm here about. You see, I, um... seem to have found myself with... feelings for him. And I'm not sure if it's a mutual thing." Stolas asked a favor.
Asmodeus grows unamused, assuming he's looking for something to immorally force Blitz to love him.
"Well, I can tell ya, if you're looking for a love potion, you came to the wrong fucking guy. I don't fuck with that artificial bullshit! Lust shouldn't be about force... It's an ART! To be earned, and enjoyed. It's all about that journey to Pleasure Town...Do you feel me?"
As he speaks he picks up two cereals and/or candies shaped like a penis and lips and shoves the penis through the lips, demonstrating his point. He takes the penis out of the lips and lifts it to where we can see a flustered Stolas through the mouth.
"Oh! No! Never, never that! I just, you see..."
While Stolas is speaking, and Asmodeus decides to devour his whole bowl of various sex-shaped cereals/candy.
"This imp has a business he runs. He needs to access the mortal realm to carry out his work. I know your demons are some of the only ones who can traverse freely and legally. I was wondering if you could assist me in... finding a way he could too?"
As he speaks, Stolas uses his powers to conjure up Asmodeus' book and places it on the table, the book seen in "The Circus" that mentions Asmodean Crystals, surprising Asmodeus as he finishes his bowl of cereals/candy.
"Oh! Hmmm, Stolas... My heart bleeds for you, but my partner— Uh... Business partner, Fizzarolli, HATES your imp guy. Blitzo, right? Yeah... HATES." Asmodeus clenches his hand into a fist to demonstrate.
"He does? But why?" Stolas questioned.
"Not my story to tell, but trust me. I would help if I could, but I can't. Sorry..."
Asmodeus notices his phone ringing with a notification of a new message from Fizzarolli's contact, listed as "Froggie 🤍". He smiles and opens the notification, causing the phones to fly across the room in a grand display and project a widescreen version of the message.
"Hello, Asmodeus."
Asmodeus and Stolas grow concerned at the appearance of Crimson, and not Fizzarolli.
"You don't know me, but you don't need to. All you need to know is I have your little jester and Stolas's adopted daughter here with me."
The video shows Striker bringing Fizzarolli and Danika in her real human form to the camera tied up with tape over their mouth. Striker tossed Fizz to another goon while he held Danika close to his chest. Stolas looks shocked and scared to see Striker manhandling his daughter. He flashbacks to when Striker almost killed him. Asmodeus grows enraged at the sight of this while being shocked to see Danika is a human all along and tries to strangely grab the hologram out of anger. Stolas has also grown rage at seeing his daughter kidnapped.
"If you want them back alive, you will give me exactly what I want. And yes, this human girl is Stolas's daughter Danika. Looks like I've hit the crown jewel."
"Do you have any idea who you are FUCKING WITH?!"
Asmodeus' feathers glow a vivid neon version of his natural colors before his head bursts into red flames, showing his outrage.
"I... think it's a recording." Stolas explained while being scared of Danika in danger.
"You probably just asked if I know who I'm dealing with. And, oh yes, I know. The weakest and most non-threatening of the Sins. The king and the prince will do whatever it takes to save the worst-kept secret in all of Hell." Crimson continued.
Asmodeus grows embarrassed and turns his head away from the video, with Stolas becoming more worried for him and Danika and looks concerned.
Striker smirks as he grabs Danika's throat and starts to caress it. Danika was shivering in fear and she tried to get away from the rattlesnake demon. Striker grunts when a mug hits him in the back of the head.
"Hey cowboy fuck head, quit manhandling my employee, you piece of shit!"
Stolas gasped when he heard Blitz's voice in the recording. He was captured with Danika too?
Crimson glared off side the camera and shouted out, "Get that imp away from my coffee maker and take him the holding cell, you idiot!"
After hearing a struggle through the video, one would assume Blitz was trying to get away from Crimson's goons. Crimson cleared his throat before looking back at the camera.
"We both know you won't risk anything happening to the clown and the human girl. So be a good little bitch boys, and do the thing. Oh yeah, I know Stolas is with you. If he wants his precious human daughter back, he needs to stay there with you."
Both Stolas and Asmodeus's eyes were shocked when Crimson walked over to Danika and squeezed her cheeks together. She would have punched the mafia boss if Stiker didn't have both of her hands behind her back. Asmodeus could see Fizz looked like he was going to attack Crimson and Striker for even touching Danika... even though he is still pissed off at her for lying to him.
"My lawyers will be over shortly with the contract of demands. You have until the witching hour to sign it. Hueheheheheheheh! Now, cut." Crimson suddenly looked angry when the camera man didn't stop recording. "I SAID CUT IT, YA FUCKIN' MOR-" Crimson explained.
The phone falls back on the table. The whole room shakes and Asmodeus ignites in rage. Stolas backs away as Asmodeus roars, making the the whole room glows with a beam of fire, while Stolas sees Danika so scared they found out his secret about her real form and is willing to do anything to save his daughter.
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Alessio gives Crimson a lighter to smoke a cigar. He walks off, while a mafia goon throws Fizzarolli and Danika in a cage with Blitz, which Striker is on top of. Fizzarolli stammers in fear, while Blitz scoots back with Danika silent and guilty.
"Oh, chill out, jester. Christ on a stick, it's like you've never been tied up before!" Blitz rolled his eyes.
"Sure, but not by a bunch of psychos!" Fizzarolli grunted and fell down. "And a piece of shit! And a liar!"
"Am I...? Okay, am I the psycho or the piece of shit?" Blitz questioned.
"Both!" Fizzarolli answered.
"Yeah, that checks." Blitz shrugged. "So who is the liar?"
"Who do you think!?! Your human employee!" Fizzarolli glared, looking betrayed at Danika, who perked up.
"Excuse me? I am not a liar!" she exclaimed.
Blitz and Fizzarolli gives her a look.
"Ok, so I lied about being an owl demon, but I have a good explanation!"
"How is this happening?! I was just supposed to grab some gas station milk and rehearse some juggling...!" Fizzarolli cried.
"Oh, relax, I'm sure your big royal chicken ain't gonna let anything happen to his peppy lil' fuckdoll." Blitz said.
"Blitz!" Danika glared.
Fizzarolli gets frustrated, and sits up straight to scoot in front of Blitz.
"Ohh, playin' that card, huh? Ok... What about you? Seems your tastes have gotten more... "regal", lately. Heheh..."
"Yeah, well unlike you, I fuck who I want, when I want. I'm not gonna be tied down to some big blue-blood asshole." Blitz stated.
"You could've fooled me the way Princey was cozying up to you at Ozzie's." Fizzarolli commented.
"Hey! Stolas only cares about having a rugged peasant raw-dog him into his mattress, it's nothing... y'know..." Blitz stuttered.
Danika and Fizzarolli gives him a look, knowing that he's in denial.
"It's nothing else..." Blitz sighed.
"Then why were you even there?" Fizzarolli questioned.
"OTHER very important reasons, of course!" Blitz lied, sweating.
"He was spying on his employees Moxxie and Millie who are on a anniversary date." Danika said bluntly.
"H-Hey! How'd you know?!" Blitz asked in shock.
"I was there and invited by a friend." Danika said, not wanting to mention Verosika.
"Whatever, I don't actually care." Fizzarolli said, getting back to undoing the binds.
"I mean Stolas is just a loud, thirsty bitch who loves feelin' the thrill of getting dicked by the lower class. It's a novelty to him." Blitz ranted, making Danika and Fizzarolli deadpanned at this.
"...Literally just said I don't care." Fizzarolli repeated.
"And then, he'll call me to see how my day was! And he'll pretend to care about me, and comment on my photos, and LAUGH AT MY JOKES—" Blitz continued.
"Oh! Well that's "definitely" your clue right there that it's all bullshit." Fizzarolli said sarcastically.
"I KNOW, RIGHT?"
Danika and Fizzarolli roll their eyes, due to Blitz not getting his obvious sarcasm.
"He's just a fake, privileged asshole!"
"Sounds like you just hate him for bein' a prince. Because no one, and I mean no one pretends to care that much just for a cheap lay." Fizzarolli said.
"Point is, royal demons don't give a shit about guys like us. They're all the fuckin' same." Blitz said, looking down.
"That's not...! A-always true..." Fizzarolli blushed, thinking about Asmodeus. "But, I guess you're right. They can't all be the same if some have taste, and some wanna fuck you."
"Can we talk about something other than my sex life? Satan's taint, is fucking that Lust guy make this what you're all about now?!" Blitz glared.
"YOU brought it up, asshole!" Fizzarolli retorted.
Danika groans in frustration and shouts.
"Ugh! Shut up already! Blitz, just admit it! You like my dad! Sure, my dad's way of talking is rather rude and the way he talk down on you."
"At least, you noticed." Blitz said.
"The point is, he really does like you. You just can't see it. Also, I'm surprised you're not even mad at me for finding out that I'm a human." Danika said, recalling Blitz defending her from Striker.
Blitz looks away when both Danika and Fizz looked at him for his explanation. "I'm not pissed at you, Dan. I'm more disappointed."
Danika stared at her boss all confused. "What?"
"Yeah, what? You should be screaming her head off," Fizz said as he glared at the human girl.
"SHUT UP FIZZ!" screamed both Blitz and Danika.
Blitz took a deep breath before leaning his back to the bars of the cell. "I'm disappointed that you didn't tell me sooner. I wouldn't have judged you for being a human. Heck, you're my best employee... Don't tell Mox that."
Danika giggled as Fizz rolled his eyes. Blitz thought of something and asked, "So... am I the only one in our group who knows you are a human?"
Danika cringed as she replied, "Well... about that..."
A FEW MOMENTS LATER...
"WHAT! I AM THE LAST ONE TO KNOW!?! EVEN MOX FOUND OUT BEFORE ME!!!"
Fizz kept on banging his head on the bars. He glared at Blitz and Danika. How can the stupid imp forgive her so quickly? They are both traitors to the clown.
"Well, looks like two traitors are having a swell of a time together. I can't believe I actually wanted you to hang out with me, Danika," said Fizz.
"Fizz, will you let me explain?" Danika frowned.
"NO! Why should I trust you?"
"Because I have a good explanation! I never meant to betray you. I wanted to tell you and Asmodeus the truth. It wasn't the right time to reveal." she said.
"Well, maybe you could've told us sooner instead of using us." Fizzarolli huffed.
"Excuse me?! Use you??!! I'm literally telling you the truth and you still don't see that?! How about I'm sorry for not telling you truth? Because I'm afraid I wouldn't be accepted or to finally find love that my own parents never give me?! Or that I'll die alone wishing I was never born!!" she ranted, tearing up.
Hearing that stunned both Blitz and Fizzarolli as they blinked.
"Yeah... that." Fizzarolli said and then looked away. "I'm not talking you.."
Hearing that hurt Danika, feeling that she just lost her love life and turned away trying to hide her tears. Blitz noticed that and glared at Fizzarolli.
"Hey, look! If you want to hate and rant on someone than pick on me. Don't hurt Dan, you lowlife jester."
Striker bangs on their cage.
"WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY?! Bicker like a couple of teen skanks..."
Danika nearly forgot that he's here. Striker steps down onto some boxes, then leans towards their cage. The cage shook, causing the three captives the fall on top of each other. Realizing Danika was laying on top of Fizz, she immediately moved away from him, since she was still hurt by his rude comments.
"As far as I'm concerned, you two are BOTH embarrassments to our kind for meddlin' with blue-bloods to begin with. And darling over here is considered a blue blood since her 'daddy' is the prince," he sneered and sighed. "But at least loud-mouth here has the sense to only fuck his rich bitch, instead of bein' a little purse dog."
"Oh, great. The fuckin' supremacist is on my side, wonderful." Blitz deadpanned.
"Neither of you filth bags know what you're even talkin' about. If you think you're superior to ANYONE, then you're no better than any royal—"
Striker grows agitated at Fizzarolli's words. Before he can continue, he grabs Danika by the neck to stop him from talking. Danika screamed in shock as her face was close to Striker's. She felt her forehead pound from pain. The bars were blocking them from getting closer.
"DON'T. You. Dare... Finish that sentence, clown... or Danika will get seriously hurt..." he warned.
Seeing that made Fizzarolli and Blitz immediately get defensive as they snarl at Striker.
"Don't you dare..." Fizzarolli glared, shocking Danika.
Striker then smirked and looked at the frightened human.
"You know, I wanted to do this the first time I met you, darling."
Danika looked confused before her eyes widen in shock as Striker pulled Danika through the bars and kissed her on the lips. Fizz and Blitz were seeing red!
"Hey! Get your lips off of her!" Blitz growled.
Danika was shocked as Striker kissed her passionately, her mouth muffled. She felt disgusted when she felt his snake like tongue touched her lips, trying to pry them open for a full make out! She glared and immediately bit his lip, causing him to pull away with strings of saliva between them.
Danika spat on the floor before hissing out, "Keep your slimy mouth away from me, you kisser rapist!"
Striker glared back at her, wiping his lip and before he could act, Crimson's voice shouted out.
"HEY! Hick-for-hire! I said watch 'em, not fuck 'em. Keep ya hands off the merchandise, especially the girl!" Crimson ordered, pissed off to see Striker kissing Danika. He should have shot the rattlesnake for touching his belonging!
Striker frowns at the demand before looking back at Danika one more time, squeezing her neck. To add more salt to the wound, without Crimson knowing, his long snake tongue swiped Danika's heated red cheek. Danika was trying so hard not to show fear, but was failing miserably.
"We'll talk and continue this later. I'm not done with you yet... Princess," he said before jumping off the cage.
Danika pulled herself back away from the bars, looking shaken up from the kiss. He had stolen her first kiss. She dreamed her first kiss would have been magical like a Disney princess movie, but now that will never happen thanks to Striker. Blitz comes to her aid, checking on her lips to see if there's any wounds on her.
"Dan, are you ok? Where does it hurt?" asked a frantic Blitz. Danika was like a little sister to him and it hurt him that he couldn't protect her.
Fizz was mad to see his girl shaken in fear. He scooted towards the bars and yelled at departing Striker, looking extremely pissed.
"Eaugh! Ever heard of mouthwash or consent?! FUCK FAAAACCCE!"
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