"So... you think you're too good for this family now?" Crimson asked with a cold glare.

"What?" Moxxie asked in surprise.

Crimson sternly gestures him over.

"C'mere."

Moxxie approaches his father.

"I- I don't understand---"

Crimson stands up and backhands Moxxie in the face, knocking him down.

"You think you're gonna just get to walk away from this family and never come back?! You're dead wrong, Mox!" he shouted angrily and grabbed Moxxie. "Matter of fact, the only thing you're right about is if that obnoxious piss-stain can't get made! Not unless he marries in!"

""Marries?" But, but who would marry—?"

"Who do you think?"

Crimson lets go of Moxxie and sits back down.

"This family needs that money and it's about time your pathetic-ass was useful for something!"

"Sir, I'm already married. I- I can't---" Moxxie tried to explain that he doesn't want to be with Chaz.

"You think I give a shit about your stupid beard? C'mon Mox, I even went through the trouble of makin' the house more to... your kind's liking."

Crimson presses a button on the table and bouncing dildos appear from the dining chairs, the walls, replacing the framed severed body parts, vases, and even behind a potted plant in the corner. A party ball hanging from the ceiling opens, pouring out confetti, revealing a banner that says "CONGRATS, GAY" and a trumpet fanfare.

"Wait, what? What do you think I'm into?" Moxxie questioned in disbelief and disgust.

"What? This is the kind of shit gays like, right?" Crimson asked.

"Okay, first off - Dad, I'm bisexual." Moxxie pointed out, which Crimson shrugged at that.

"Yeah. Gay."

"Oh, for fuck's sake! Secondly, I don't know a single person of any sexuality who'd enjoy this." Moxxie said, holding out a hand to block a dildo from hitting his face and smacking it down.

"Hah! There's dicks on the walls! Oh, that's fucking hilarious!" Blitz laughed from the hallway before yelping. "Ow!!"

A loud bonk can be heard along with Danika's angry shout.

"Will you just shut up and stop being so gross all the time?!!"

This made Moxxie frown in response while also satisfied to hear Danika putting Blitz in place. Crimson grabs Moxxie by the face.

"Look at me, kid. One way or another, you're gonna do what I fucking say. Don't cross me." he warned.

Moxxie reflects on his childhood, remembering having a loving mother only got his father to take her life away from him and making his childhood worse. Everything is in dead silence for a moment until Crimsons whispered deadly.

"Now, get to bed, Moxxie. We have a big day tomorrow."

Crimson lets go of Moxxie.

"I... Wait! We??"

"You're not the only one getting married. I found someone more... suitable and attractive replacement for your mother." Crimson smirked evilly.

Moxxie's eyes widens in horror and realization.

"You don't mean..."

"Your princess owl friend of yours. She's a royal and I need a heir. One that will take over my business and do a better job than you ever have. Danika will be part of this family whether you like it or not."

Moxxie wanted to argue back to leave Danika out of this because she's his friend and he can't let anything bad happen to her like it did with his mother. But he had no choice but to listen to him fearfully.

"Yes, sir."

"Oh, and Mox? You ever talk back to me again, you and that pretty little thang you brought here... are goin' home in boxes. As for the princess, you wouldn't want anything happen to her either. Capiche?

Moxxie backs up to the door.

"Yes, sir."

Moxxie quickly finds the doorknob and steps out of the room, leaving Crimson alone in the dining room still covered with bouncing dildos and the banner.

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Meanwhile, Danika was in her room, having a bad feeling that something isn't right about the place they're in, especially with Crimson. She was about to secretly investigate what was going on when she heard a knock on the door. She walked over to it and opened it to see Alessio.

"Crimson wants to see you in his room." he stated.

"Uh... why?"

"Just follow me."

Knowing she doesn't have any other choice, Danika closed the door and followed him through the hallway. They eventually made it to the door that leads to Crimson's room. Alessio opened the door for Danika and she walked in before he closed the door behind her and guarded the door.

Danika faced Crimson, who's sitting in his chair staring at the window.

"You wanted to see me, Crimson?" she asked.

He turned and smirked.

"Ahh, Danika. Your timing couldn't be more perfect. Come a little closer. I won't bite."

Danika cautiously approached him.

"So, what is it?"

Crimson got up from his seat and held her chin.

"Being a boss of the mafia can be tiring and lonely. Especially doing all the hard work."

"I... can imagine that. I've been there." Danika said slowly, wondering why he's touching her.

He smirked and began to sing.

It's tough at the top. I deserve a...
Companion, a mate, who will start
My cylinder's firing with fervor
And you, my sweet thing, fit the part!

She raised her eyebrow and moved his hand away from her chin.

"Excuse me?"

Crimson started walking around her like a prey.

"A boss alone is a sad situation indeed, but a boss without heirs? Now that's a tragedy..."

Danika didn't like where this is going.

"You can't be serious."

"I've never been more serious." Crimson grinned.

Not wanting to deal with this, Danika tried to head out to the door when he blocked her path and approached her slowly and menacingly, causing her to back away. Crimson continued to sing.

Be prepared for a stunning proposal
That power and beauty should bond

​​​​​​Danika's eyes widened in horror and disgust as her leg hit against the edge of the bed.

Which cannot but fail to ensure cries of hail to
The chief and his consort, the sine qua non sort

Crimson then pinned her down to the bed, holding her wrists in place. Danika struggled to get out of his grip.

Of ruling ascendance, our line of descendants
Will flow through the pride and beyond!

​​Danika then headbutted Crimson, causing him to hiss in pain and release her. He soothe his head from the pain and looked at her before chuckling.

"Oh, Danika, Danika, Danika." he clicked his tongue. "You know, you really have no choice. One way or another, I always get what I want."

"I will never marry you!" Danika sneered, pushing him away and running towards the window.

She immediately broke the glass and jumped out of the window before he could reach her. Crimson hissed angrily to see her escaping and immediately slammed the door open.

"Find her!" he ordered Alessio, who didn't need to be told twice and ran to inform the goons.

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The next day, Alessio is filling Crimson's mug with coffee. Chaz goes to sit in a seat with another filled mug of coffee, but Crimson gestures him to sit at the other side of the table. Crimson is still pissed from last night, hearing no news of Danika yet. He immediately put up a fake smile to see Moxxie and Millie walk in.

"Hey, hey! The man of the hour. You ready to get started?" he greeted.

"Wait, where's Blitz and Danika?" Millie wondered, seeing them not here in the table.

"I think I saw him head outside he said something about needing some fresh air." Chaz said, mimicking Blitz's voice before speaking normally. "Or something. Pfft. As for that hottie, not sure."

"Why don't you grab them so we can get moving?" Crimson suggested.

"Be right back, baby."

Millie kisses Moxxie on the cheek and leaves.

"What ya looking so glum for, kid? It's your wedding day, the best day of ya life." Crimson tried to cheer up Moxxie, who sat down.

Chaz gives Moxxie a flashing smile, which Moxxie glares in response before speaking.

"I'm not doing it."

"What was that? I couldn't make it out over the sound of you being a whiny bitch." Crimson said rudely.

Moxxie slams the table with both hands, catching Crimson's attention.

"I said I'm not doing it, sir. I've spent my whole life being afraid of you, but I'm not giving up the only good thing I've ever had just so you can keep your fragile little sense of control over everything. Millie is a good woman, a better woman than I deserve, and there's nothing that scares me more than hurting her. Not even you. Danika is a good friend of mine, who believed in me, and I'm not letting you get her involved in your sick games."

While Moxxie is standing up to his father, Crimson silently signals Alessio to shut Moxxie up, to which he does.

"I'm leaving, Dad! And if you or Herpes the Clown over here—"

"Hey!" Chaz said, offended.

"Try to stop me, you'll learn firsthand just how good I've gotten at my job."

Moxxie is face-to-face with Crimson now. Alessio comes from behind him and tases Moxxie in the neck. Moxxie groans and falls forward unconscious. He hits his head on the table and then falls to the floor.

"Now, take care of the others." Crimson ordered coldly.

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Meanwhile, Millie is searching the carpark outside Crimson's mansion, confused and worried as she hasn't found Blitz or Danika. She hears a rustle coming from the bushes and turns to see Danika jumping out of it, panting.

"Danika! There you are!" Millie smiled.

Danika's eyes widened to see her and is relieved before getting serious.

"Millie. Crimson is--"

She was cut off to hear a bang coming from Chaz's trunk aand Millie opens it with her knife to see Blitz dazed inside, still a little out of it.

"Oh, Millie, Danika, you found me. Who's your friend?" Blitz said groggily.

"Friend?" Danika and Millie questioned in unison.

They sense two goons attempting to grab them. Millie stabs one with her knife and Danika beheads the other using the trunk door, much to Blitz's surprise.

At the back garden where a makeshift wedding is set up, Crimson has Moxxie in a wedding dress with his hands bound behind his back with rope and his mouth gagged with duct tape.

"Is everyone here?" Elder Jaws asked, looking at the empty seats.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't worry about it. Let's get this thing rolling, ey?" Crimson urged.

"Mmmph!" Moxxie muffled behind the duct tape.

"Awww, you told me all the chairs would be filled!" Chaz whined in disappointment.

Crimson sighs and presses a button which causes dildos with smiley faces in tuxedos to pop out of all of the seats, including the two that has goons sitting on them.

"Satisfied?" Crimson asked.

"Oh, fuck yes!" Chaz grinned.

Back to the car park, Millie pulls Blitz out of the trunk, holding him up to support him.

"What's goin' on?" Millie asked.

"That seductive dick-hole is trying to marry Moxxie, and he's not even rich!" Blitz answered groggily.

"Not to mention that Crimson tried to marry me for an heir!!" Danika added in disgust.

"What?!!" Blitz questioned in shock.

"Moxxie!" Millie panicked.

Millie runs to the front door. Suddenly metal shutters block off all doors and exit the house, including the front gate to the estate. Back to the wedding, where the priest is reading the wedding vows and Moxxie unsuccessfully tries to scream for help.

"Do you, Chazwick Thurman, take Moxxie Knolastname to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Elder Jaws asked.

"Oh, yeah." Chaz grinned evilly.

"And do you, Moxxie... whatever, take Chazwick Thurman to be your lawfully wedded-- Uh..."

"Millie! Millie!" Moxxie muffled her name.

Moxxie tries to pull away and almost escapes until Crimson pulls him back. Crimson forces Moxxie to face the priest and forcibly nods his head.

"Look at that! He's just so fucking happy to be here!" Crimson fake smiled.

Back outside

"We've got to stop that wedding!!" Danika glared.

"Everything's locked down! How are we gonna get in?" Millie asked, still panicked.

Blitz feels around the jacket until he finds Chaz's car keys. He grabs Millie and Danika and pulls them to his car and opens the door to climb in the driver's seat. Millie then goes into the passenger seat while Danika goes in the back seat. Blitz turns the car and its radio on, which begins to immediately play "Loo Loo Land" on the Mammon Channel™, to which he stops putting his seat belt on to find a different song, which then cycles to Station 69 which is playing "Vacay to Bonetown". Blitzo keeps changing the channel until he gets to Wrath's #1 "F*ck you up" Hits, which begins to play "Crashin' a muthafukin' Wedding".

https://youtu.be/Wmv9halQNGE

"Buckle up, Millie, Danika... we're doing a Shrek!"

The car suddenly backpedals. Back at the wedding, Chaz and Moxxie are about to kiss when Blitz crashes the car through the wall to the wedding scene and steps out dazed.

"I object!" he shouted before faceplanting on the ground.

Millie steps out of the car and slides in a pose while Danika jumps out of the car with her dual swords.

"You want my husband? You're going to have to fucking kill me!" Millie said, looking up with threatening eyes

Crimson groans and snaps his fingers, ordering his goons to kill Millie and capture Danika. The goons all stand up to face them. Millie lunges toward them. She begins slaughtering the goons with ease, tearing out the skull, jaw, and spinal column of different goons, and spits out the still-beating heart of another. Millie then begins fighting off four other goons with her knife. Danika slices off any goons that attempt to grab her while helping up Blitz.

"What the FUCK? She's a dame!" Crimson shouted angrily.

He spots a goon hanging from the altar in a noose made from another's intestines and throws him towards Millie.

"She's a BROAD! Kill her!"

He sees the goon he just threw at Millie get chopped into bits of sushi before another goon thrown by her lands on top of him.

Millie continues her rampage and impales several goons on the dildo poles. Danika shoots each of the goons on the head.

"You frigging goons! What the fuck is the matter with you? Why do I pay you!? Get her! You stupid idiots! Go get 'er! And someone please capture Danika already! She's important!"

Millie kicks a dildo into a goon's gun, blocking the barrel and causing it to explode. After impaling another goon, she gets knocked with a chair and goes flying into the cracked windshield of Chaz's car. Blitz yells and takes a poor swing at hitting the goon before Millie recovers after Danika quickly helps her up and beats a goon with a gas can.  Millie then uses Blitz as a saber, slicing an incoming goon apart with the latter's horns and ducks as Danika rolls over her back and detonates the goon holding the gas can.

Elder Jaw closes his book, purposedly drops it and puts both his hands up and casually leaves, flipping off everyone still alive.

One of the few surviving goons get elbow dropped in the skull by Millie, killing the goon who was placed inside the former's jaws. Millie then ties the goon up behind Chaz's car and gets dragged throughout the venue, destroying all the chairs. Millie prepares to crash the altar with the car before she brings the car to a halt, crushing the goon's skull.

As Millie leaves the car and angrily approaches the altar, a goon tries to suckerpunch her, but Millie knocks him out. She whips her tail and glares daggers at Crimson, who begrudgingly allows her to take Moxxie. She grabs Moxxie and hoists him over her shoulder.

"Hey! What about my—?!"

Millie shoves a dildo down Chaz's throat, to which he chokes.

"This ass is MINE!"

She slaps Moxxie's rear, causing him to blush slightly while Danika gets embarrassed to see that before glaring at Crimson.

"Crimson, you're a bad dad."

Crimson narrows his eyes at her.

"By the way, y'all should probably know, Chaz isn't even rich, okay?" Blitz said as Millie grabbed him and Danika and carried them with Moxxie. "Check his car, he just played you like a fucking rube!"

This caused Crimson's eyes slightly widen at Blitz's reveal.

"Later, losers!" Blitz said, flipping them the bird.

I.M.P hop the destroyed fence and takes a waiting helicopter while throwing Chaz's car keys on the ground. The helicopter flies away with a banner saying "WE'RE Married BITCH" over the original words "Got Married" using blood and extra taped fabric. While Chaz is trying to dislodge the dildo, Crimson slowly turns to glare at him.

Chaz pulls the dildo out of his mouth and sees an angry Crimson glaring at him, nervously shrugging and laughing.

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The helicopter arrives back to the I.M.P. Headquarters; Loona, sitting in the same chair as the day before, quickly glances at the readers, and gives an angry shrug.

Blitzo, Danika, Moxxie, and Millie disembark the helicopter, which quickly crashes. Moxxie hugs Millie.

"Millie, thank you for saving me. You're amazing."

"Next time, just tell me if your dad is a psychopath --- I can handle it." Millie smiled.

"I'm glad you're okay, Mox." Danika said, placing a hand on his shoulder.

Moxxie becomes guilty.

"I'm sorry I brought you into this mess, Danika. I didn't know my father was going to--"

"It's okay. It's dealt with. I'm fine. Besides, I gave him a good headbutt that will leave a bruise." Danika assured him with a hint of joke, making Moxxie chuckle.

"Well, I'm glad everything ended up okay. Good to know we both have daddy issues, Mox." Blitz smiled, ruffling Moxxie's hair. "Also, I got to plow your ex-boyfriend; isn't that great? Now we ALL fucked the same guy."

He then hugs Moxxie and Millie tightly. Moxxie and Danika frowns at his words while Millie smiles in amusement.

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Back to Crimson's mansion, he walks in the lounge room where his trophy wall is located and places the torn-out jaw of Chaz, implying that he ordered the latter's death for lying to him. Crimson then growls angrily and throws a dagger at his family portrait, the knife landing squarely on a young Moxxie's forehead.

Crimson winces and moves his hat up to touch his now bruised forehead, cursing at Danika's hard hit.

"Have it your own way, Danika. I don't require your respect or your permission. Only your obedience. You will be mine..." he promised in a dark threatening tone.