Y/N POV

So, there were that robot, Annonydeath, who kidnapped Peashy with the help of a women called Rei

They maked her into a goddess, or seomething like that, and right now she is fighting the other

And i'm behind because of 3 reason

1: If i die, there is no story anymore

2: Plutia will make come back to life to kill me again

3: I don't know how to fly

I looked at the women that kidnapped Peashy, and realize something

She is a CPU

How? Her look say it

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND GET A HORN ON THEIR HEAD AND SAY

"That's very good taste, i'm sure people will love it"

No, i'm not going into that again, it's in the past

Y/N: Hey, you

???: Y-Yes?

Y/N: Who are you?

Rei: M-My name is Rei Ryghts

Y/N: Cool, i'm Y/N L/N

Rei: Y/N....

She had a look of disbelief, before it turn into a frown

Rei: You're the dog of the CPU, aren't you?

Y/N: I'm the dog of no one, your the dog of Annonydeath

Rei: The nation is in a bad state because of you

Y/N: Yeah, it's all my fault, a normal human that can't even fight

She soon had a dark smirk, and dark energy get out from her body

Rei: Then i guess it's going to be easier than what i thought

She soon transformed into a CPU form? 

Y/N: That wasn't in the contract

Rei: Your death is in the contract

Y/N: No, i have it right before me and it say "Mr. L/N shall survive by the power of one thing stronger than everything else"

Rei: And what is that?

Y/N: A furious Plutie

After i said that, a whip sword hit her fully, as she was sent into a tree

Iris Heart: Did she hurt you dear~?

Y/N: Perhaps

Iris Heart: I will take care of her, i have to pass my nerve on something after all~

(A/N: Okay, remember that Rei is not at the level she is normally because she didn't steal any share)

Iris Heart then started to battle Rei, as i watched with a dead look

Y/N: Yay, i'm at the back again, all alone, it's so cool

Annonydeath: I'm right here dear

I turned around, and see Annonydeath with a a card game

Y/N: You know that your the first vilain that i'm glad i meet

Annonydeath: Oh stop your making me blush

Y/N: So, poker?

Annonydeath: Definitly

時間スキップ (Timeskip)

After a few minute, everyone started to get tired, as i was winning against Annonydeath for the 50th time

Annonydeath: How are you so strong?

Y/N: Lot of training

Iris Heart: Dear~

I turn around, and could see Plutia, a little beaten, with Rei behind her, and she seems scared

Y/N: Not stressed anymore?

Iris Heart: Not at all~

Y/N: Good, i'm playing some games right now, want to rest?

She return back to her human form, and sat on my lap

Plutia: Gladly~

I hugged her, as i looked at Annonydeath, as he was taking picture

Y/N: Send it to my phone after that

Annonydeath: Of course

Rei: *mumbling*

Y/N: Is she okay?

Annonydeath: She is in depression when not transformed

Y/N: I was in depression too at a time of my life

Annonydeath: Really?

Y/N: Yeah, that was when i was creating the ultimate cake when i was 14 years old

Annonydeath: You look like a 17 years old teen

Y/N: MC power

Annonydeath: So, how did you got out of that depression of yours?

Y/N: A nice girl called Uzume cheered me up, and i don't even know how she got into my house

Annonydeath: Maybe she was a bulgar

Y/N: Nah, the only thing that went missing was my TV and my games

Annonydeath: So she is a bulgar

Y/N: No, the men that got into the house after that were the bulgar

Annonydeath: Oh

Y/N: Yeah, i have the best life

I turned to Rei, and see her holding an energy orb or something

Y/N: What is that? 

Rei: Your doom!

Y/N: Oh i love that game, it calms me when i'm angry or stressed

Rei: What?

Y/N: Yeah, there is also animal crossing, but it's kinda a violent game so i don't play that much

Rei looked at me confused, as i sigh and placed Plutia on my chair

Y/N: So, let's recap: Your sending this ball that will create a portal that will send me into no one expect the author know where, as you will laugh in a evil way because you won, and after that the CPU will come and beat you

Rei was silent, as she didn't know what to say

Y/N: Annonydeath?

Annonydeath: Yes dear?

Y/N: Can you free Peashy? Just for me

Annonydeath: Alright, here you go

He pressed a button, as i could hear a yell far away

Y/N: Thanks, now Rei, when are you going to send that ball?

She returned to her sense, as she send the ball at me, creating a portal

Y/N: Oh no, i'm getting sucked on by the portal, please help me

Annonydeath: Really?

Y/N: No

I finally got into the portal, as i arrived into a destroyed city

Y/N: Neat

After some walking i met some monster, as they started to roar at me

Y/N: Wait, George, is that you?

One of the monster looked at me confused, before he realized who i was and rushed at me

The group of monster was just dogoos, so it wasn't going to be that bad

Y/N: Damn dude, it's been so long, how have you been?

George: Dogoo!

Y/N: Damn, what a b*tch to leave you for Fred

George: Dogoo!

Y/N: Don't worry bro, i will avenge you, but before that, can you tell me if there is people still alive there?

George: Dogoo!

Y/N: At the north, a red haired girl holding a megaphone, okay thanks

I waved them goodbye, as i realized something

Y/N: Damn, my acting skill is so good it can even lure monster

I walked to where George told me to go, as i could hear a battle going on

Y/N: Let's go, wait, why am i talking alone?

Author: Because we have talking to do, and i'm not going to make you talk with the floor

Y/N: Yeah you're right, thanks buddy

Author: No problem, be sure to stay alive

Y/N: Like you want to kill me

I walked to where the battle was held, and see the red haired girl, with the megaphone 

She just finished the last monster, as she turned to my way

Our looking met, and we stayed silent

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Y/N: Are you going to say something?

???: I was waiting for you to start

Y/N: Well i started so let's have this talk

???: Alright, my name is Uuzume Tennouboshi, bet you never heard a name this cool before

Y/N: If i don't count the anime one, yeah

Uzume: So, who are you?

Y/N: Y/N L/N, the god of cooking

Uzume: Wait, Y/N is that you?

Y/N: Took you long enough to recognize me strawberry

Uzume: Hey! I told you to stop calling me that!

Y/N: No

Uzume: *sigh* You will never change huh?

Y/N: How can you say that, we met for like, an hour or less

Uzume: That's enough for me to know you

Y/N: Yeah, i love this talk and all, but can we move on? Don't want to start a talk with you in the middle of a destroyed ci- What is that thing flying in our direction

Uzume: Crap! 

She ran at me, and hold me in the princess style

Y/N: Why?

Uzume: The giant is coming this way, we have to move!

Y/N: Is it dangerous?

Uzume: Yyes!

Y/N: Then i shall thank you my prince

Uzume: *chuckle* It's nothing my princess

Is it a Timeskip?

We were at Uzume base, as i was doing something to eat for her and Umio

Umio is the coolest guy that i've ever met

He is a talking fish, that can fire laser from his eyes

He is above everyone else

Y/N: So, i made something edible with some bread, an apple, and some water. I'm truly too OP for this

I took the plate and placed it in front of Uzume and Umio

Y/N: You have the honour of being fed by the god of cooking, eat peasant

Uzume: Thanks for the food!

Umio: It's a pleasure

They took their bite, as they froze

Oh god please don't tell me i've made a different style of the ultimate cake

Umio: It's truly delicious, i never ate something that good before

Y/N: It's normal, i was the one to made it

He laughed a little, before we turned to Uzume, who finished her plate in a second

Umio: Is everything alright?

She got up and take my hand, leading to her room

She closed the door, and it's a deja vu

Ok, so if it's going to be like Blanc, i hope she doens't goes HDD

Uzume: I hope you're ready to get something cool

Y/N:  Always ready

And she almost broke me at the 28th round

Damn that girl have some stamina

Chapter 5 Finished

Adult Nep is next