"Did he seriously die from having his face stuffed into your useless tits? What a loser." Katsuki chastises seeing Izuku flat on his back with a little ghost escaping his mouth.

"Fuck you asshole, you're the one who designed his costume to accentuate his pecks. You look like you're rocking a double D with your ugly ass man titties." Ochako retorts before sparking a large blast at her brother.

"DON'T YOU DARE FUCKIN INSULT MY PECS YOU BITCH!!!"

"YOU CALL THOSE PECS I'VE SEEN BETTER ON QUAIL YOU DELUSIONAL EXCUSE FOR A WANNABE HERO!!! FUCK OFF!!!" Ochako yells, getting up in Katsuki's face and headbutting him.

"Urarakas. Save it for your actual fight, you two. Someone take Midoriya to the nurse and the rest of you go eat something. I don't want any of you brats complaining about being hungry." Aizawa's voice is heard over the announcer booth causing both twins to stop their fight once more.

Meanwhile:

"God damnit, they're just making fools of themselves." Mitsuki groans seeing the twins turn and humph at each other before then turning back around and mocking the other with different ridiculous faces.

"To be fair, Katsuki seems to be doing it to himself. It'd be a wonder he could have kids after that kick from his sister." Inko adds in before Maruki corrects her.

"He actually came out of the closet before UA. He says he isn't into women mainly because they're weak and pathetic according to him." Massaru pointed out from what he was told by his nephew.

"Yeah. Pathetic. Little shit doesn't realise that I was a pro hero before his unplanned ass came along. I wanted a baby girl and I got one but I also got a pit fiend in the process. Weren't you a pro too Inko?"

"Yes I was. It was a few years before Toshi came back to Japan. I was top ten here before his arrival. Shortly after we got together, eloped then I retired to have Izuku. Nowadays I'm just the local surgeon since I went back to school. I do miss it, but I'm a hero in my own way." The green haired mother smiles thinking how her time helped others before and after having the costume put away.

"I never congratulated you on getting your M.D Inko, good job." Massaru, a neonatal MD/fashion designer, congratulates.

"I honestly think I might go back to school to get my Phd in Villain and Quirk law. I've been trying to get those fools in parliament to change the quirk laws here for 20 years. In America, if you have a quirk you use it and people who don't have quirks are treated basically like celebrities since the rate over there is so low, they become the actors, singers and doctors. Last I checked, the quirkless rate of the Americas is less than one percent." Toshinori explains before picking up a large mug of rootbeer and drinking form it.

'I wonder if Izuku would've liked America and had less problems growing up there with more than just Ochako as his friend?' "So what do you think of our children being paired against each other, Mitsuki?"Maruki asks, turning to the blonde woman.

The blond mother thought for a second before grinning. "I bet Ochako's gonna wipe the floor with Katsuki, get all the way to the final match then either surrender to Izuku and kiss him on the podium or kiss him during their fight. Either way the boy is going to get super flustered and faint."

"Kinda reminds me of when you and I got together." Maruki remembers smiling happily at his and Mitsuki's past together.

"I might've been bold, I'll admit to that. But then again, I think Toshinori takes the cake for being somewhat bold since he, Maruki and Massaru got so drunk they convinced him to do that naked cake stripper bit from an old movie for Inko's 20th birthday. Man was Hisashi and Hikoshiki mad. You still have that man's boot mark in your ass Don't you Toshi! Hahahaha!" Mitsuki grins as she recalls this before starting to cackle out loud. The men though did not find it funny in the slightest as they remembered the veins popping out of Inko's father's face as well as a whole new shade of red that they couldn't even believe a human could make.

"So when do you all think Izuku and Ochako will be a couple officially?" Massaru asks for Mitsuki to slam a 5 thousand yen note on the table.

"I say when they face each other."

Toshi placed the same amount on the table. "Before they face off."

Maruki joined in. "I say afterwards. I at least want to believe my baby girl has a little more class."

Massaru went next. "This evening in the bedroom."

Inko thought for a moment before knowing where to place her bet. "During the event like Mitsuki said, but they do the deed shortly after."

"Pretty straightforward on that one. Have an insider idea?"

"Just a mother's inkling Tosh but I can assure you that it won't be Izuku who makes the first move."

"Well since we're on a break for a while, how about I make drinks?" Toshinori offers as he gets up from his chair.

At UA.

After being given a blood transfusion from said nosebleeds earlier, Izuku makes his way back to the stadium. As he gets to the stands Kirishima and Kaminari wave him over to their seats. As he sits down, Kirishima offers him a takoyaki ball with a toothpick which is quickly taken by Izuku. In the grounds of the arena, a slew of minigames are played by several members of the other classes. Suddenly, some bright orange cheerleader outfits caught his eye, well more the people wearing them did. His attention is brought to a certain explosive brunette at the center of the bunch. Next to him he hears Kaminari snickering and sees Mineta giving a thumbs up down on the field. "What's this? It looks like 1-A is going full on fanservice!" Present Mic shouts through the intercom.

"What did you do?" Izuku turns and asks Kaminari who is laughing but also enjoying the eye candy of his female classmates. "This was Mineta's idea wasn't it?" Izuku sighs seeing Ochako now glaring at the purple haired pervert.

"Yeah it was but I helped with the convincing part. It's still nice to see them in cheerleader outfits. Especially Uraraka in your case isn't it Eh? Midoriya?" Kaminari nudges his side a few times with his elbow.

"Speaking of which, todays the day man. You're finally gonna confess to her aren't you?" Kirishima asks changing the subject seeing as Izuku is a little light headed already from his nosebleeds.

"Y-yeah... I-I'm a bit nervous to d-do that. What if I d-don't get to the s-second round or finals?" He stammers trying to find a reason it could go wrong.

"Don't let it. You're gonna beat Shinso since all you have to do is stay quiet according to Ojirou, as for the next round, I'm sorry Sero but you don't stand a chance against Todoroki." Kaminari says turning to face the unlucky classmate.

"Yeah there's no way I'm makin' it to the next round. I just hope I don't get hypothermia from it. Does he even have a fire side to his quirk? I've never seen him use it." Sero responds, sighing seeing the bracket displayed on the screen.

"I for one think you can do it, Midoriya. When you get to the finals dash around her faster than she can blast you, wrap her up then kiss her after you keep her from blasting you. Piece of cake." Kaminari pats Izuku on the back before seeing Ochako storm off towards them, blast off the ground before landing in front of them. "Mineta squeaked, didn't he? This was his whole idea, you know." Kaminari says trying to prevent what is to come.

"Oh, I am well aware you just helped with the convincing part. What I want to know is where that little gremlin went." Ochako threatens him with a few sparks in her hands.

"I don't know where he went!" Kaminari squeals.

"Remind me to never ask you to hold secrets Kaminari. You suck at that." Kirishima groans. "If Mineta was a part of the mafia you'd be fucked."

"You can say that again. By the way, Deku-kun, can you come with me to the waiting room? We're supposed to start going there now, plus there's food." Ochako asks, causing all three of the stoplight squad to get up and follow her.

"Hey! Wait up, I'm in the tournament too!" Sero protests as he chases after them.

Inside the Waiting Rooms;

Izuku and Ochako sat side by side at a table as they ate, an entire buffet was present in the previous room and in typical Ochako standard she had gotten several plates worth of food. As they're eating the two merely watch the replays of the previous rounds on the television in the room. Ochako laughing seeing herself kick Katsuki in the groin on slow-mo cam. Soon it cuts to the previous year's highlights and Ochako's attention shifts from all her food to Izuku seated next to her. She leans her head over onto his shoulder, causing him to jump as he gets startled by her sudden action.

"You nervous?" Izuku asks.

"You kidding? I'm going to wipe the floor with that idiot. I'm just sore is all." She explains pausing for a brief moment before looking up at him. "Can you rub my back? Please?" Seeing no problem with it, Izuku did as his friend asked for both to adjust their sitting to the side of the table for it to be easier on both. As he did, Izuku took a bit more notice on Ochako's slender frame. Considering he's been to hell and back today, his attention was able to focus more on her body to realize the effeminine aspects that aren't as presentable as others. "So your first match is that Shinso guy, right? He looks like he hasn't slept in a week. Kinda reminds me of Aizawa."

"Maybe, but I'm more worried about what I was told about his quirk."

"You're right. A brainwashing quirk like that is good to have on your side, but bad if you gotta face it. The way to avoid it is simple enough, but it depends if he can get you to speak."

"Yeah. That is a tricky thing." Izuku continued pressing his thumbs into Ochako's shoulder blades before feeling a small crick.

"That's the stuff. God I hate having a fucking large rack."

"You do?" Izuku questions, a bit confused.

"Yeah. 'Cause of the size and weight, it puts a lot of strain on my back and by the end of the day, I feel like someone ran on my back most of the day."

"...If you want...I could m-massage your b-back during the evening if i-it's that bad."

The thought of this lifted the brunette's spirits up to have her blush a bit. "Thanks. You don't have to do that, but I appreciate the offer... What you can do is massage my boobs. That blast from my dipshit brother has me tensed up from the burns." She teases, causing Izuku's face to turn a bright shade of red.

"O-ok."

"Wait, what?" Ochako turned to see Izuku's face completely red while answering.

"I-if it's hurting you, t-then I'll help. Y-you're my friend, so i-it's not awkward...is it?"

Silence filled the room with Ochako slowly moving her body to face Izuku. He moved his hands to be directly under her boobs for both to be somewhat shaking. "Well that was easier than I thought it would be. Izuku you naughty boy." She thinks to herself, however just as she senses the body heat radiating from his hands Present Mic's voice screams over the intercom.

"MIDORIYA IZUKU AND SHINSO HITOSHI TO THE ARENA THE TOURNAMENT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!"

"FUCK!!!" Ochako thinks as Izuku unfortunately has to leave. "Izuku? Beat him and we'll continue where we left off." She coos, causing the violently blushing teen to give her the thumbs up before leaving the waiting room. "Dammit. So close. Guess letting him succumb to his carnal instincts is gonna be harder than I thought."

With Izuku:

"Alright, calm down Izuku. Just don't talk back to Shinso and ring him out. Seems easy enough." The mental pep talk to himself is interrupted by Present Mic making the announcement marking the beginning of the tournament.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BOYS AND GIRLS AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN IT'S TIME YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. THE FIRST YEAR'S ONE VERSUS ONE TOURNAMENT!!!" This was quickly followed by an uproar from the crowd in anticipation for the fights. "IN ONE CORNER FROM CLASS 1-A STANDING AT 166 CM WEIGHING IN AT 72KG THE MEAN GREEN MACHINE IZUKU MIDORIYA!!!" Taking this as his cue to walk towards the arena, he takes his steps out of the gate on the north side of the stadium, the crowd cheering and roaring with excitement seeing the first condenser walk onto the field. "AND IN THE SOUTH SIDE STANDING AT 177 CM AND WEIGHING IN AT 75KG THE MASTER OF MADNESS, THE MASTERMIND OF CONTROL FROM CLASS 1-C SHINSO HITOSHI!!!" Izuku watches as the indigo haired opponent of his walks leisurely from the opposite side of the stadium. He swallows a lump of anxiety in his throat before starting to mentally fortify himself against the brainwasher.

"Before your match begins there are a few ground rules to go over first. There are three different ways for you to win against your opponent. First way is to ring out, the white paint around the arena is the boundary for the ring. The second way is by knock out, self explanatory, the last method is forfeit your opponent must say that they give up or yield to you and at that point the match will be over. Fighters you may enter the arena. When you hear the bell Fight!" Midnight explains before walking up towards a comically oversized sized bell and hammer. Lifting the cartoonish mallet over her head, she slams the hammer down onto the brass bell signalling the start of the fight.

"So, you and the Uraraka girl, ey? Not a bad choice but she's too brutish. She's meaner than her brother and he's a total dick. It's clear she's a total bitch too." Shinso states, trying to get Izuku to respond to him, however Izuku's expression darkens as he starts to get angry. "You don't have a chance with her do you? Probably that candy cane pimp in your class would have a better chance than you do with her, but I doubt she'll ever find a man with how much of a brute she is."

Now clearly infuriated, Izuku is just about to shout back at him but something that Ojirou had told him just after the reveal of the bracket comes back to the forefront of his mind. "Don't let him get under your skin Midoriya, if you respond to anything he says he'll be able to control you. Keep silent and ring him out in your fight." Shortly after this recollection, Izuku's expression softens slightly but his skin starts to glow as the electricity of his quirk begins to manifest and arc about the air. Now desperate to get Izuku to respond to him, Shinso starts yelling and antagonising Izuku but, his attention isn't to the indigo haired brainwasher, it's to the gate behind him. Something peculiar is there, an otherworldly presence fills the air as from within the entrance to the field, eight dark silhouettes are present in the gateway. A part of him recognises who these people are, but at this distance he is unable to make out any specific traits except for the 8 sets of glowing golden eyes. Shaking his head trying to filter out the noise from Shinso's antagonisation, the visages disappear back to where they had come from. Shinso's desperation gets the best of him as he charges Izuku who is merely standing still. Mustering the hardest shove he could, Shinso tries to force Izuku back, thinking his height advantage will be enough to move him. This wasn't the case as he doesn't budge despite the best efforts of the brainwasher. In a quick and sudden movement, Izuku chops his opponent on the neck causing Shinso to lose consciousness and collapse. Luckily he's caught by Izuku who merely sets him on the concrete of the arena.

"Shinso is unable to continue, Izuku Midoriya is the winner!!!" Midnight cheers as the crowd gives mixed reactions, but when the replay is given, they see just how quickly Izuku had struck Shinso on the neck. Even the slow-mo had only seen a blur from Izuku's hand before it made contact with Shinso's neck.

"Woooo! Way to go Deku-kun!!!" Ochako shouts from her waiting room as she finishes tying her shoes and zipping up a new sports jacket provided by Momo.

"Will the next contestants, Todoroki Shouto and Hanta Sero come to the stadium please." Aizawa's monotone zombie-like voice says over the intercom.

Sero was frozen in less than a second by Todoroki.

Iida was turned into a walking billboard by Mei who later forfeited the match, Iida progressed.

Now is time for Twin vs Twin.

Once again both twins are facing off against each other, this time in the arena of the sports festival. Ochako cracks her knuckles and rolls her shoulders as she walks towards the arena. Katsuki on the other hand, scowls at his sister before spitting on the ground and mimicking her knuckle cracking only starting with the left hand first instead of the right. While Ochako grins confidently at her brother, the other twin scowls and sneers at his sister as they come almost face to face to each other in the ring. Completely ignoring what Midnight is saying about the match, the twins yell at her to hurry up.

Midnight starts the match with both twins going at each other with a right hook to blast both back a bit, singing the uniform they have on. "You know something, I'm actually happy I get to fight you. I can finally show that loser of a boyfriend of yours how shitty you are."

"I could say the same about your boyfriend." This comment struck a nerve with Katsuki as he came charging back at Ochako. She dodged easily to grab the back of his shirt collar and knock him off balance. Before he could hit the ground however, the ash blond was able to use his explosions to force his sister to let go and separate them. "What's wrong little bro, I thought you wanted to fight me, not dance."

"FUCK YOU! FUCKING THAT STUPID NERD HAS MADE YOU SLOPPY SO STOP DODGING AND DIE!!!"

"SAYS THE MAN THAT'S MOST LIKELY THE BOTTOM OF HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS BOYFRIEND!"

"AT LEAST I CAN GET ACTION, UNLIKE YOU!"

"IF I WANTED, I COULD HAVE HIM IN MY BED FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY FUCK!"

"Uhhh....Should we stop this Eraser?" Mic asks, hearing the two scream and start an argument about their personal relationships. "Every time we have to bleep them it costs the studio like 12$ a bleep."

"This is how they interact. Let them blow the steam off. Also, All Might is paying for the censorship this year."

"THEN I HOPE THE NERD LIKES THE NEW HOLE I'M BLASTING IN YOU!" Katsuki came charging with a large explosion being activated to force Ochako to evade. As she did, the ash blond was able to grab her hair and blast her in the face with the explosion.

"YOU ASS! THIS WAS A NEW TOP!" Ochako came out to blast Katsuki with a similar explosion being sent right back at her, most of the top half of their clothing was singed off in the blast.

"AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT A LITTLE MORE FANSERVICE FOR NOT ONLY THE BOYS BUT THE GIRLS IN THE AUDIENCE."

Ochako tied what was left of her top to keep her chest from being seen before seeing Katsuki come at her from the side. She avoided this to grab him by the neck to place her brother in a choke hold. "WHO'S THE BETTER SIBLING, BITCH BOY!"

"YOU'RE FUCKING SUFFOCATING ME WITH YOUR SAGGY TITS GET OFF!" Katsuki pulled away to hold Ochako's arm to her back. "NOW WHO'S THE BETTER SIBLING, SLUT!"

"YOU FORGET, LITTLE BROTHER MY QUIRK DOESN'T WORK LIKE YOURS!!!" Suddenly the back of her entire arm began to heat up and glow pink as she activated her quirk creating a larger explosion nearly sending him flying. "Now, let's see what you've got to say about that-" Katsuki came charging back at her, only for Ochako to set off a CB shot at Katsuki's legs. This causes him to stumble as he tries to tackle her and as he tries to stop himself from falling he unintentionally grabs Ochako's pant leg he slips, revealing her emerald green laced panties to the crowd. "THE HELL, KATSUKI!" Just as her brother picks his head up to see why she yelled at him, Ochako decks Katsuki in the jaw as hard as she can, sending him a few feet away. Hurriedly she pulls up her sports uniform pants and her face is a mixture of embarrassment and fury at what had just happened.

"YOU THINK I WAS GOING FOR THAT!? LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SEEING WHAT SHITTY UNDERWEAR MY SISTER WEARS! I'M NOT A SICKO!"

"Two can play at that game!" Ochako quickly and nibley darts around her brother before pantsing him as well. Revealing his red boxers to the crowd. "How's it feel to be humiliated in front of everyone?"

As Ochako laughed, Katsuki shouted in annoyance. "AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING NERD'S NAME ON MY ASS!" Ochako went silent as her brother shouted that she had this specific pair of underwear labeled 'Deku's Cake' on it causing her face to turn red remembering that she had worn that pair today. "What? No smartass comment back? Did I strike a nerv-" She quickly charged and sent a kick to Katsuki's face, simultaneously setting off a large blast sending the ash blond far out of the stadium and into a wall.

"Bakugou is out of bounds, Uraraka wins!" Midnight called the match with Ochako spat on the floor before flipping the bird to her brother and going up to Midnight's podium. She swipes the mic from the porn star themed hero before announcing to the stadium,

"Ochako 3, Dipshit little brother 0." She leaves in a huff walking out of the stadium to cheers and hollering from the crowd.

With Inko and Toshinori.

"Ha! I knew she'd win! That's my girl!" Maruki celebrates seeing Ochako be declared the winner then lord her win streak over her brother.

"I'm pretty sure that she started over the Ochako v Katsuki counter since she said three and not one hundred something but I'm still proud of her." Mitsuki beams before taking a sip from her rimmed martini.

"I bet Izuku's excited that she's won this round, but he's probably nervous since he has to face that Todoroki boy next... GOD DAMNIT FUCK THESE COMMERTIALS!!!" Marasu screams before throwing his beer stein at the wall shattering the glass and damaging the drywall.

"And there goes the security deposit. Thanks Mar' great fuckin job." Toshinori sighs before standing up and going to grab a broom.